DAVOS - Pakistani PM Yusuf Raza Gilani, known for his mangling of the English language once again stood before the international media in what is becoming Pakistan's weekly "Progress Report to the world".. Wringing his hands and whining that it...
CHICAGO, ILL - In a surprise move today, Gov. Rod Blagojevich announced the withdrawal of the nomination of Roland Burris to the United States Senate and nominated Frankie 'Mumbai Italiano' Mujibar, not to be confused with his brother-in-law, Vinnie...
The lone-surviving Pakistani militant in Indian custody has been singing like a canary. While the Zardari-Gilani government (pressured by the Army-Mullah-Militant nexus) has been running hither-thither and yon pointing fingers sideways and complaini...
An Indian woman has given birth to her first child at the age of 70 after receiving IVF treatment, newspapers reported her doctor as saying Monday. Rajo Divi, who married 50 years ago, gave birth to a baby girl on November 28 after in vitro fertil...
The England cricket team will honour its agreement to play the two-Test series in India, but players have said they hope the matches will be over as soon as is humanly possible. It's thought that this will entail England allowing themselves to be...
CONTROVERSY surrounds the decision by the England cricket squad to abandon their Indian tour after fears were raised for their safety. The series started badly when Ryan "Runny" Sidebottom was ruled out of the rest of the tour due to sustaining a...
New Yawk, NY-- The major network executives are feeling the pinch of the credit crunch and are taking drastic measures to cut expenses. All three news anchors at CBS, NBC and ABC have been fired. There jobs have been outsourced to India, and the ne...
E-Z cruise, the no-budget no-frills cruise company, making cheap cruises accessible to everyone, today announced a new route from anywhere in Pakistan to Mumbai, India. Before the cruises set sail, The E-Z cruise office in Islamabad phones Indian...
The terrorist atrocities perpetrated by the Islamic Fundamentalist group, Deccan Mujahadeen, in Mumbai this week were the worst India has seen in recent times, but the authorities say that, the city's traffic problems have been miraculously solved.
INDIA - After a 3-day standoff with a tactical terrorist group that left hundreds dead, Military officials discovered a man hiding in the basement of the Taj Mahal Hotel. Abnach Dulaur-Huladen was hiding in a boiler room of the massive structuce when...
Scientists in India are elated at the discovery of a huge curry deposit on the surface of the moon. Chandrayaan-1, India's first unmanned spacecraft has sent back stunning pictures of the popular spice, and scientists are 'over the moon' with exci...
The England cricket team is, or 'are', facing enormous problems ahead of the One-Day Series against India, as, for the second time in 10 days, it was, or 'they were', depending on your grammar, skittled-out for less than, or 'fewer than', 100 runs in...
India is currently jubilant and celebrating the arrival of its Vindaloo 1 spacecraft at the Moon. A reverse thrusters blast from its fiery garam masala hot fusion nuclear drive unit on Saturday evening (local time) slowed the Vindaloo 1 sufficientl...
Bombay, India Utilizing that old adage, "One man's trash another man's treasure," Pootender Singh, CEO of Tender Poos LTD is literally making his fortune from other man's trash, specifically his sh*t. "I vuz havin this gallbladder operation ya kno...
Kerala, India - Catholic Bishop John Lobha of Kochi, India may be in deep elephant dung for his recent adoption of a 26 year old woman. Bishop Lobha allegedly met the young woman on a pilgrimage to Jerusalem. She is the daughter of an Orthodox pr...
A futuristic plan by NASA to build a base on the Moon which could support up to 3000 people, has been thrown into chaos, after images beamed back to Earth by one of its orbiting satellites clearly showed that a colony of humans was already living the...
Fresh from its fantastic success in the Second Test match against Australia at Mohali yesterday, India has launched its first manned space mission to the Moon. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra...
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