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Funny story: Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Doctors at John Hopkins Memorial Hospital Psychiatric Wing, today confirmed that they are working flat out to develop a treatment for Post Anal Opinion Disorder. They confirm that there is a marked increase in cases of trauma directly related to PAOD...

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Funny story: Hacking Ran Therapy Sessions on Psych Ward

Hacking Ran Therapy Sessions on Psych Ward

6 August, 2004 By Dr. Paul Fol De Raul, Utah County Nervous Hospital SALT LAKE CITY - Mark Hacking, the accused killer, used to run authoriz...

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Funny story: NHS Slaughter After Superbug Invasion

NHS Slaughter After Superbug Invasion

Benenden Hospital in Kent was the scene of a mass suicide, the likes of which has not been seen since Jonestown, Guyana. Row upon row of bodies lined the garden of the hospital grounds and even out onto the streets. Even hardened journalist stiffened...

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Funny story: Colin Powell's Colon Clear

Colin Powell's Colon Clear

Bethesda, MD - Following a directive from the President, all senior executive branch officials submitted stool samples to physicians at the Bethesda Naval Hospital for screening for colon cancer. While all of the results have not been release, the W...

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Funny story: Berry Pickers Face a Price Tag on their Painful Punnets

Berry Pickers Face a Price Tag on their Painful Punnets

Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying. But the hordes who hit the Highland hills now face being hit in the pocket.

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Funny story: Berry pickers find a price tag on their wounds

Berry pickers find a price tag on their wounds

Hospital staff in Scotland are gearing up for their busiest time of the year - berrying.

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Funny story: Surgical Procedure Allows Family of Four to Share One Computer

Surgical Procedure Allows Family of Four to Share One Computer

A physician at a major teaching hospital in the Northeast has perfected a relatively simple procedure that allows a family of four to share one computer, one dial-up modem, and one e-mail address without a significant increase in heart rate, blood pr...

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Funny story: Nader bores himself sick

Nader bores himself sick

BUCKWORTHY, Md. -- Presidential candidate and consumer advocate Ralph Nader was rushed to a hospital during a campaign speech.

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Funny story: Hospital Bans Black Nurse From Caring For White Baby, Promises To Let Racist Babies Die Next Time

Hospital Bans Black Nurse From Caring For White Baby, Promises To Let Racist Babies Die Next Time

A black nurse was racially discriminated against when she was banned from taking care of a sick white baby in 1995, a tribunal ruled today.

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Funny story: Preparing For Your Next Hospital Visit

Preparing For Your Next Hospital Visit

You know, I was recently reflecting on my last hospital stay. It began something like this: "OH MY GOD!!!! WHAT IS THAT STABBING PAIN IN MY CHEST!!! ACK! IT'S RUNNING DOWN MY ARM!!!!! GGGGGGGGGGAHHHHHHHHHHH!" I had a heart attack; a goddamned myocardial infarction! It fuckin' HURT!...

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Funny story: Blair hospitalised after anal scare

Blair hospitalised after anal scare

UK prime minister Tony Blair is back in hospital tonight after undergoing intensive surgery to have a strange object removed from his anus.

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Funny story: Hospital Puts its Foot in It

Hospital Puts its Foot in It

Roanoke Rapids, North Carolina: The dismembered foot of a dead teenager was accidentally sent home to his mother after it was inadvertently mixed in with his clothing. Halifax Medical Center attributed the misstep to an overcrowded refrigerator.

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Funny story: The $60,000,000 OZZY

The $60,000,000 OZZY

After the rock stars horrific quad bike crash, which has left him in hospital, doctors have decided that the only option for the shaky rocker is to become a Bionic man.

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Funny story: Spoof Writer Has Breakdown

Spoof Writer Has Breakdown

Chuck Terzella, a new writer for the Spoof magazine has been admitted to hospital yesterday, according to unnamed sources. Mr. Terzella is said to be suffering from depression due to a decline in his readership statistics in the on line humor magazin...

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Funny story: Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

Tom Cruise Cured of Dyslexia

American Superstar Tom Cruise has been cured of Dyslexia, Tokyo General Hospital announced recently.

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Funny story: England Rugby Stars In Hospital

England Rugby Stars In Hospital

It was revealed today that at least four of the England world cup winning rugby team have been admitted to hospital.

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Funny story: Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt

Woman hospitalised after pubic lice removal attempt

A woman, yet to be named, is in hospital with second degree burns to her groin after attempting to rid herself from an infestation of Pthirus pubis (Pubic lice, or Crabs). The woman is believed to have used a whole can of foaming insect killer to...

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