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Funny story: Conservatives Have 'Cheapskate' Health Plan To Counteract Obama's.

Conservatives Have 'Cheapskate' Health Plan To Counteract Obama's.

The conservative parties of America have realized that they need to come with a new health care system or stand in danger of losing the millions they have invested in the dysfunctional system that is presently being assailed by the Obama administrati...

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Funny story: Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

Dem's Health Care Plan Making Republicans Sick

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Prominent Republicans balked at a Democratic plan to fund health care by taxing families earning $350,000 a year or more at a rate of 1%, with that rate increasing slightly at successively higher income levels. "They want to do...

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Funny story: Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

Flash: Sarah Palin cashes in. Monkeys Pass on McDonald's. Healthcare in a Congressional Coma.

(New York-NY) "The New York Times" published an editor's note this week stating pictures used in the paper's Sunday Magazine photo essay were digitally manipulated. The pictorial was shot by Portuguese photographer Edgar Martins, and called "Ruins o...

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Funny story: "Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

"Canadians Have Infiltrated Our Government!"

Bourbon,Wi.-Wisconsin Senator Charlie McCarthy, has promised to hold hearings on his allegations that Canadians have "infiltrated all branches of the government of the United States" and are pushing their leftist agenda of universal health care. T...

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Funny story: Obama Offers Health Care to N. Korea

Obama Offers Health Care to N. Korea

Washington D.C. (FTB newswire) In a dramatic attempt to quell rising tensions, President Obama is offering free medical care to the citizens of North Korea. The bold move comes as N. Korea prepares to launch a second long range missile. The proposal...

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Funny story: Farm Animals Blast Senate Democrats, Republicans

Farm Animals Blast Senate Democrats, Republicans

WASHINGTON, D.C. - In the Senate, key negotiators broke up a session Monday, prompting American farm animals to criticize senators from both parties, who they claim "have the taxpayer feedbags on again." With the protracted debate of health care o...

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Funny story: Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

Kell Logg Unleashes Diabetes Epidemic on San Francisco Homeless

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - In a continued campaign of hatred for pot smokers, the Kell Logg Flake Company has now launched all-out biological warfare on the homeless of San Francisco. Two volunteers were injured when the popular cereal manufacturer dumped...

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Funny story: Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

Doctors Sick and Tired of their Jobs

London, England & New London, Connecticut - Recent studies conducted in the US and UK have found that American and British doctors share one thing in common: they hate their jobs. Both American and British primary care physicians report in ove...

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Funny story: Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Do Aussies Suffer from Down Under Syndrome?

Trisomy, Australia - The Australian government is denying residency to a German doctor and his family because their teenage son has Down syndrome. The German family moved to Australia two years ago because Australia has a significant shortage of...

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Funny story: Dr. Who slams Global health Care

Dr. Who slams Global health Care

The Time Lord from Gallifry, decried the lack of comprehensive health care for many of the citizens of this planet. Dr Who has traveled much of the known universe, rarely has seen such a poor delivery system of health care, then here on planet E...

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Funny story: Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

Bush Announces Health Care Funding for the Masses!

President George W. Bush announced today that he has designated two billion dollars to fund health care for ladybugs. Surprisingly, more that 100 billion ladybugs are currently without healthcare. "This is a travesty for the bugs which provide es...

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Funny story: Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

Smokers claim World Asthma Day inflammatory, defamatory

World Asthma Day is an annual event organized by the Global Initiative for Asthma (GINA) to improve asthma awareness and prevention around the world.

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Funny story: Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Easter solution sought over marshmallow chick embryo vote

Health Secretary Big B. Johnson has said an "accommodation" will be reached for MPs who are opposed to parts of a controversial embryo research bill.

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Funny story: Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Water contains Free Psychotropic Drugs as part of pilot project proving Universal Health Care Fiscally Feasible -- Shutdown over Fear it can only be opposed on Moral Hazard grounds

Los Angeles, California - A pilot project leaked to the media that local water districts were working with pharmaceutical companies on a new, faster and more efficient drug delivery system to handle the anticipated increased needs of retiring Baby Bo...

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Funny story: Bush Pounds Podium, Issues Threat

Bush Pounds Podium, Issues Threat

In a speech delivered from the Oval Office today, President George W. Bush pounded the podium in front of him and threatened to hold his breath until his face turned blue if Congress doesn't give him all the money he wants for the war in Iraq.

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Funny story: Bush sinks SCHIP filled with kids using his Veto torpedo! "No (Healthy) Child Left Behind"?

Bush sinks SCHIP filled with kids using his Veto torpedo! "No (Healthy) Child Left Behind"?

Washington, D.C. Proving once again that a compassionate Republican is about as difficult to find as a needle in a haystack, President Bush...

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Funny story: Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

Legionnaires Disease Outbreak Leaves One Dead, Others Feeling "Ropey"

The laboratory in Surrey at the centre of the Foot & Mouth outbreak investigation, is being blamed for the outbreak of another potentially fatal illness, Legionnaires Disease, in the West Midlands to...

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