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Funny story: Emma Watson Not The Angel We Thought?

Emma Watson Not The Angel We Thought?

It is old news that scarhead Daniel Radders has taken to smoking 20 a day but it seems like Emma Watson who plays geeky Hermione Granger has moved on to...well, other things.

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Funny story: Harry Potter's April Fools Joke Backfires

Harry Potter's April Fools Joke Backfires

What was meant to be a harmless April Fools joke for Harry went terribly wrong resulting in both the young actor and his adoptive mother critically ill in a London hospital.

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Funny story: Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Magic Harry's Mushroom Farm

Earlier today a dog walker, walking her dog in Farnham near the Harry Potter film set stumbled upon something very unexpected. She discovered the famous actor's very own psilocybin farm (commonly known as magic mushrooms)...

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe to Make Own Brand Of Deodorant

Daniel Radcliffe to Make Own Brand Of Deodorant

After Rupert Grint announced that he was writing a besterseller and Emma Watson said that she would be opening her own chain of night clubs, it seems that boy wizard Daniel Radcliffe decided that he would to do something to make himself a bit of extr...

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Funny story: Sirus Black Alive And Well...And Engaged

Sirus Black Alive And Well...And Engaged

It turns out thought to be dead Sirus Black, godfather of the famous Harry 'scarhead' Potter is in fact alive and well, living in the English countryside.

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Funny story: Dan Radcliffe Leaves The Harry Potter Films

Dan Radcliffe Leaves The Harry Potter Films

Daniel Radcliffe has been working on the Harry Potter film series since he was eleven years old, now seven years later he has left the film set in a strop claiming he will never work on the films again.

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Funny story: JK Rowling Prepares to Sue the World

JK Rowling Prepares to Sue the World

"I have decided (says JKR from the throne of her Scottish castle) that all people who have profited from my creation, Harry Potter, or are thinking about profiting are to be sued. Steve Vanderark (Harry Potter Lexicon Creator) is just the beginning… next time it's the world.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Harry Potter Cast Annual Seaside Trip

Today stars of the Harry Potter film series took a well earned rest from...what ever it is they do, by going on their annual trip to the British seaside.

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Funny story: Rupert Grint To Write Best Selling Novel

Rupert Grint To Write Best Selling Novel

Ginger actor Rupert Grint who stars along side Daniel Radcliffe as idiot sidekick Ron in the Harry Potter films has announced today that he is writing a book that WILL sell millions.

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Funny story: Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Hermione Granger Teenage Pregnancy.

Know it all witch Hermione Granger has disgraced Hogwarts school by being the first pupil in a century to fall pregnant whilst attending.

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Funny story: Daniel Radcliffe Loses His Fortune

Daniel Radcliffe Loses His Fortune

Yesterday Harry Potter star Daniel Radcliffe had the world at his feet- he was loaded, he had millions of girls willing to die for him and he had a dream job. But this morning he finds himself alone, penniless and out of a job.

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Funny story: Emma Watson Turns Nun

Emma Watson Turns Nun

Harry Potter actress Emma Watson, 17, has got a calling from God and now realises that she can no longer go on working on the films because she must take her place in her local convent.

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Funny story: Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Harry Potter Star Gets Naked

Yesterday Harry Potter star and teenage heart throb Daniel Radcliffe took things a little too far, fully stripping in a busy high street in London.

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Funny story: Dumbledore's Moment of Truth reveals itself

Dumbledore's Moment of Truth reveals itself

Who ever really believed that J.K. Rowling had actually killed Dumbledore? Not me. Nor did over half of the Harry Potter loving population. No, we all knew that Dumbledore was just hiding away waiting for the opportune moment to "leap out" at us.

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Funny story: Radcliffe Stalks Himself

Radcliffe Stalks Himself

We have heard of attention seeking, but pretending you are being stalked is taking things a little too far.

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Funny story: Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Hogwarts: A Mystery. Hogwarts: A Scandal

Undisclosed location, England- In wizarding news this week, the suspicious deaths of Albus Dumbledore and Severus Snape.

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Funny story: The Real Reason for Voldermort's Meanness

The Real Reason for Voldermort's Meanness

It has emerged today that the tales of the dark lord that you were span and gullibly believed for so long were untrue. And that the truth was quiet the reverse.

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