Tories have always had an understanding of being work shy. It is thought this could be because so many of them have experienced this pattern of behaviour. Now unemployed people who have been out of work a long time and haven't taken a job offered...
In Nice, France, Nicolas Sarkozy forgot Hu he was supposed to be having dinner with and ended up going to the small house for dinner. The small house was first cheeked for some of the following (but not limited to) human rights activist in the for...
The latest government plan to form a close alliance with France will have severe implications for Britain, the Chancellor of Television has announced. Mr. Jones told us how the hit French TV show Napoleon's Castle was the only reason Cameron had r...
Further details have emerged today of the pending agreement between the UK and French Governments to share military intelligence and technology in the coming decade. The UK has agreed to hand over full control to the Isle of Wight to France. In ad...
An historic merger between the French and the British has stumbled over what to call the alliance. David Cameron and Nicolas Sarkozy met in front of the world's media to announce this historic venture, the most audacious of its kind ever seen in t...
In a shock new move, UK military forces will work alongside their French counterparts, including the possibility that UK troops could be under French command. As well as land forces, the Royal Navy will pair with the French fishing fleet. Also, in...
Osama Bin Laden, bearded baddie and all round bad egg, has sensationally threatened France with terror attacks. The hairy pixie was upset at the French nations decision to ban veils, something which has become somewhat of a fashion statement for M...
Students have been taking to the streets in French cities to continue the protest at the Government's pension plans. Older strikers, however, have been returning to work as several key strikes have ended. But there are reasons to believe that t...
Many years ago there was an illness called the English illness, the longbow disease, la bouef malaise and other variations. This English disease the french and other continentals believed was contagious and safe so long as the English channel remaine...
Thousands of French took to the streets in protest of the lack of vacation days provided to the rioters while protesting against the change in the retirement policies in the country. One rioter stated "I work hard rioting. I need vacation days to...
Widely known for being anything but ambitious, motivated or industrious, The French are receiving high praise for their recent protest initiative on the streets of Paris and other major cities. "Not since World War II, have I seen this much organ...
A furious union backlash is expected, in response to the government's announcement that 490,000 public sector jobs will be cut. Union leaders have joined forces in condemning the decision and have compared the cuts to those recently made in France.
Five top tips for surviving in France, by Spoof's very own Masterchev. French speaking Taffy Masterchev gave these 5 nuggets of advice as he prepares to go on holiday this week... to Italy. 1) If attempting to speak French, make sure you take a French teacher just to embarrass both of you. 2) If asked to be on a game show, decline quickly. Napoleon's Castle is a baaad idea. 3) When asked...
PARIS - Brigitte Bardot retired from making films in 1973 to become a full time animal rights activist. And in that time she has helped to save the wandering whales off the coast of Wales, the pigskin dolphins off the coast of Miami, and the French f...
The French are gradually running out of petrol which is causing slight discomforts in Le Republique. Many French, typical, have decided to abandon their automobiles, jump on Les Bicyclettes and head for the nearest boozer, because wine is stil ava...
French Finance Minister, Christine Lagarde, has claimed women make better politicians than men because they are not slave to their libidos. She reckons that women are less sexually driven and are therefore more able to make cool-headed judgements.
The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...
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