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Funny story: Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

Carla Bruni Banned From State Visit To Vatican

The Vatican ordered Carla Bruni not to accompany her husband, French President Nicolas Sarkozi, on a state visit to the Roman Catholic HQ. Officially, the reason given was that nude and scantily-clad pictures of the former model and singer would b...

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Funny story: France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

France revives Empire to finance pensions at 60

The French government has bowed to protestors objecting to the official French retirement age of 62. Mr. Sarkozy has crowned himself as Emperor of France in Napoleonic style this morning. La Republique est Mort - We can no longer finance the li...

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Funny story: The French

The French

Quelle the hell is going on with France? Why is it such a ponce? They were fine enough in 'Allo Allo' So I shall say zis only once. Get a grip you silly froggies and stopping acting like your better. You don't see England cycling round in a beret and stripy sweater. Avec your garlic and your froggy legs et votre escargot in butter, And your always so "je ne sais quoi" We Brit'...

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Funny story: Sarkozy's Latest, Latest immigration policy: "Enough is enough"

Sarkozy's Latest, Latest immigration policy: "Enough is enough"

EU officials have criticised Sarkozy's policy of immigration following reports that Amazon customers were receiving "funny looking people" instead of their prized possessions. Having failed with his iconic show "Napoleon's Castle"; compacted by se...

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Funny story: Eiffel Tower Evacuated After Man Exposes Armpits

Eiffel Tower Evacuated After Man Exposes Armpits

About 2,000 people have been evacuated from the Eiffel Tower in Paris after a man in a white string vest exposed his armpits, French officials say. The alarm was raised after an anonymous call from a tourist was made to the company which manages t...

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Funny story: Cheese Eating Surrender-Monkeys Fall For Daily Fake Eiffel Tower Hoax Bomb-Threat. Again.

Cheese Eating Surrender-Monkeys Fall For Daily Fake Eiffel Tower Hoax Bomb-Threat. Again.

Some a--hole called in what French Intelligence <ha!> officials considered a 'credible threat' against the Eiffel Tower, and the French police bought it, evacuating tens of thousands of people who live in Paris near the giant Erector-set abort...

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Funny story: Sarkozy Finally Dubbed "Too Tall"

Sarkozy Finally Dubbed "Too Tall"

President Sarkozy celebrated his first recent success story this week when (in a first for the five-foot-five Frenchman) he was proclaimed "too tall" for the part of one of the dwarves in upcoming film "The Hobbit". Tiny Sarkozy, who auditioned on...

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Funny story: French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

French Scrubbers (cleaning ladies, naughty!) turned into gang of thieves using their Hoovers!

A team of cleaning ladies in France sick to death of their pay and conditions decided to start robbing supermarket and shop tills using an ingenious invention, their Hoovers. They did a series of day-light robberies dressed in aprons and masking t...

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Funny story: Sarkozy's "Napoleon Castle" show threatened as Terror Alert High.

Sarkozy's "Napoleon Castle" show threatened as Terror Alert High.

This story is a direct follow up of Sarkozy responds to Immigration Policy Criticisms If you haven't read it, you may want to before reading this one. Yesterday we broke the news that Sarkozy has launched the gameshow "Napoleon Castle". After one...

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Funny story: Sarkozy responds to criticisms of Immigration Policy

Sarkozy responds to criticisms of Immigration Policy

Nicolas Sarkozy has amended his policy of shipping the Romanians out of his country, in light of recent criticism by the European Union that it mirrored the Holocaust. Instead of forcing the refugees back onto planes, Sarkozy has launched a brand...

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Funny story: Incredible Shrinking Sarkozy!

Incredible Shrinking Sarkozy!

French scientists are deseperately seeking a way to stop the president, Nicolas Sarkozy, shrinking. It is feared that if they do not succeed he will be invisible to the naked eye by Christmas. Unfortunately for the President, no-one noticed his...

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Funny story: French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"

French newspaper calls Iranian President a "little rent boy"

In apparent retaliation for Iranian media insults against Carla Bruni, the on/off wife of President Sarkozy of France, the main Gallic newspaper La Lune has branded Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a "little rent boy". The insult is aggravated b...

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Funny story: Lord Nelson Turns Over In Grave, HMS Victory Takes on Water As Coalition Proposes Sharing Navy with....FRENCH?

Lord Nelson Turns Over In Grave, HMS Victory Takes on Water As Coalition Proposes Sharing Navy with....FRENCH?

Former members of the Royal Navy, including the famously deceased, could be heard reacting with outrage today after a scheme was announced to share naval responsibilities with THE FRENCH under the guise of reining in military expenses. A rumble wa...

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Funny story: France to expel Frenchmen

France to expel Frenchmen

Paris: The French government is to expel Frenchmen, it has been announced. A spokesman for President Sarkozy said that Frenchmen are smug, arrogant, rude, offer an inexcusably bad service in hotels and restaurants, don't fight properly in wars (a...

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Funny story: Eric Cantona In Comeback Shock

Eric Cantona In Comeback Shock

Eric Cantona, the Kung Fu-kicking, French movie star who used to play football for Manchester United, is reported, this evening, to be seriously considering making a comeback to the game he has always said he loved - Pétanque. Pétanque is a form o...

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Funny story: Chelsea's Nicolas Anelka "Gutted" By 18-Game Ban

Chelsea's Nicolas Anelka "Gutted" By 18-Game Ban

France striker Nicolas Anelka is this evening reported to be "moderately dischuffed" at the 18-game ban handed to him by the French Football Federation (not surprisingly, the FFF) over his conduct at this summer's World Cup. The Chelsea player, 31...

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Funny story: New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

New Frog Law Allows Short People to Shoot Big Criminals!

PARIS (ABSNN) - A new French law has ended the reign of big, big city cops, and now all gendarmes must be no taller than 1.60 meters, whatever a friggin meter is. Like all armed Frenchmen who go in harm's way, the midget cops will undoubtedly drop t...

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