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Funny story: "Change the name Redskins?! Get the hell out of My Office, it's Nap Time!"

"Change the name Redskins?! Get the hell out of My Office, it's Nap Time!"

"What about that name your neighbor and friend came up with, the Washington Bravehearts?" said RedHawk StrongSioux, on his first day of his third week on the job. "I don't like the name Washington Bravehearts. I just don't," said Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder. "I like the name Redskins and that's the name we're going to be called until this world ends." "But Dan, the American India...

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Funny story: President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

President Obama Wins A Pretty Good Sized Bet On The Seattle Seahawks - New York Giants Game

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama is smiling from ear-to-ear as he took the New York Giants and 24 points against the Seattle Seahawks. The Seahawks defeated the Giants 23-0, but the president won the sports bet due to the point spread giving him...

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Funny story: Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...

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Funny story: The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

The Philadelphia Eagles Defeat The Detroit Lions In The Blizzard Bowl

PHILADELPHIA - For much of the game between the Philadelphia Eagles and the Detroit Lions, Lincoln Financial Field disappeared underneath the tons of snow that began falling two hours before the start of the game. Someone asked if magician David B...

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Funny story: Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

Michigan State Knocks Off #2 Ranked Ohio State To Capture The Big Ten Conference Championship And Head Out West To The Rose Bowl

INDIANAPOLIS, Indiana - The Ohio State Buckeyes got their butts handed to them by the Spartans in green from Michigan State 34-24. Michigan State was ranked #10, but they played like they were ranked #1. They clawed their way to victory turning th...

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Funny story: President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

President Obama Suggests Renaming The Home of The Washington Redskins Nelson Mandela Stadium

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama met with two of his closest advisers and they have decided to talk to the owner of the Washington Redskins about renaming their stadium in honor of Nelson Mandela. The president has sent Redskins owner Danny Snyd...

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Funny story: Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

Oregon Feminist Group Wants The Oregon State Beavers To Change It's Team Name

CORVALLIS, Oregon - A feminist group based in Portland, Oregon has traveled to the Oregon State campus in an effort to get the university to change the name of its mascot. Loretta Pattonelli, executive director with the group called Gals With A Da...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

The Seattle Seahawks Have The Best Record In The NFL (10-1)

SEATTLE - There is much joy in the nation's Northwest as the Seahawks from Seattle have improved their record to 10-1 after soundly defeating the Minnesota Vikings 41-20. CenturyLink Field was the scene of much jubilation and high fiving as the Se...

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Funny story: The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

The Kansas City Chiefs Lose Their First Game of The Season

KANSAS CITY - After starting off with a fabulous 9-0 record the Kansas City Chiefs have fallen to 9-1 as they were beaten by the Denver Broncos 27-13. One of the Chiefs players said that the reason they lost was because of the Denver altitude whic...

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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Win Their Second Game and President Obama Wins $9,000

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Tampa Bay Buccaneers after starting the season at 0-8, have now won back-to-back games to up their record to 2-8. The Buccaneers hosted the Atlanta Falcons and beat them 41-28. Tampa Bay Coach Greg Schiano stated that h...

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Funny story: The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

The Miami Dolphins Apologize For The Richie Incognito - Jonathan Martin Mess And Offer The Fans A Great Deal!

MIAMI - In an effort to try and quell the bad publicity that the Dolphins organization has been thrust into due to the playground antics of offensive guard Richie Incognito the organization is offering fans a great deal. A spokesperson for the Dol...

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Funny story: The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

The New England Patriots Tell Rob Gronkowski To Tone Down His Partying Or He'll Be Traded

FOXBORO, Massachcusetts - It is no secret that the New England Patriots organization has been quite embarrassed at the off-the-field antics of tight end Rob Gronkowski. An inside source spoke with Rufus Reno of Sports Balls Illustrated Daily and s...

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Funny story: The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

The Tampa Bay Buccaneers Are No Longer Winless As They Beat The Miami Dolphins 22-19

TAMPA BAY, Florida - The Buccaneers fans were totally ecstatic as their 0-8 team finally won its first game of the season. The Buccaneers beat the Miami Dolphins by a score of 22-19. Many sports writers were quick to blame the loss on all of the D...

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Funny story: The Jacksonville Jaguars Defeat The Tennessee Titans To Finally Get Their First Victory of The Season

The Jacksonville Jaguars Defeat The Tennessee Titans To Finally Get Their First Victory of The Season

NASHVILLE - Many devoted Jacksonville Jaguars fans were beginning to wonder if their beloved team was going to end the season at 0-16. Well the answer to that question is no. The Jaguars after losing 8 straight games are now 1-8 after they defeate...

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Funny story: The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...

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Funny story: The Seattle Seahawks Trounce The Atlanta Falcons 33-10

The Seattle Seahawks Trounce The Atlanta Falcons 33-10

ATLANTA - The Seahawks of Seattle marched into Atlanta and when all had been said and done in The Georgia Dome they had soundly defeated the Falcons 33-10. The Seahawks have now improved their record to an astounding 9-1. Several devoted Seahawks...

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Funny story: Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

Suspended Miami Dolphins Player, Richie Incognito Says He Is Not A Member of The Ku Klux Klan

NEW YORK CITY - Richie Incognito said that he never in his wildest dreams dreamed that one day he would be known more for his personality and character than for his playing ability on the football gridiron. The offensive guard was suspended by the...

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