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Funny story: Sinclair's dream of a flying bicycle

Sinclair's dream of a flying bicycle

Sir Clive Sinclair today renewed his research programme into making his dream of a flying bicycle become reality. Speaking from his garden shed, he said: 'This bike will save a fortune in fuel, as pedal power will make it fly, and it will make no...

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Funny story: 22 Caught

22 Caught

Elusive since 1961, 22 has finally been caught, putting an end to one of the last century's most enduring mysteries. The capture of 22 means Orr and the rest of the Fighting 256th Squadron can finally hang up their flying helmets and enjoy life.

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Funny story: Airlines Consider Extreme Fuel Saving Plans

Airlines Consider Extreme Fuel Saving Plans

Airline executives are beginning to consider extreme measures to reduce the effects of spiraling fuel costs, according to Chin Tuh Phat the new CEO of China Aero (formerly American airlines, Delta, and Jet Blue).

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Funny story: Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Airlines to cut costs with recycling

Reno, Nevada (Faux News) - Airline industry executives from several major carriers concluded a three day conference in Reno, Nevada. The purpose of the conference was to address the growing travel crisis fueled largely by the high cost of jet fuel.

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Funny story: New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

New U.S. Airline Industry Strategy Will Save BILLIONS!

Kittyhawk, NC (Plane Truth) - Something had to be done. Airlines have struggled for decades to stay in the air in the face of increased production costs, stiff competition in the dog-fight aviation business, and, don't we all kno...

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Funny story: Major US Airlines Unveil New Plan

Major US Airlines Unveil New Plan

O'Hare Airport, Chicago IL - Executives from all major US airlines emerged from a closed door meeting, having agreed on a plan to cease mergers and increase their passenger carrying capacity.

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Funny story: U.S. Air Carriers Will Slash Everything to Remain Flying-Public Outraged! Bush in Hiding!

U.S. Air Carriers Will Slash Everything to Remain Flying-Public Outraged! Bush in Hiding!

It's finally happened. U.S. air carriers, pushed to financial ruin, are cutting back more than ever on everything for the flier, while raising prices wherever and whenever they can.

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Funny story: Budget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output

Budget airline's light-as-air plane cuts CO2 output

This is the passenger plane experts say could help the aviation industry become green.

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Funny story: EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

EasyAir and RyanJet Gift Vouchers too much of a gift

Following hot on the heels of their appearances on the BBC's Watchdog, budget airlines EasyAir and RyanJet have both decided to re-align their gift voucher system and make them more customer-unfriendly.

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Funny story: Obama Fingers Hillary

Obama Fingers Hillary

(BLOGBAMA) - Did you see it? Did you see Obama give Hillary the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate? I saw it (it's all over YouTube if you haven't seen it yet).

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Funny story: English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

English Majors Debate "Zipless Fuck"

At the annual convention of jobless English majors, now a clear majority of that prestigious grouping, the most popular symposium was one debating the meaning of the phrase, zipless fuck in the seminal feminist novel "Fear of Flying" by Erica Jong.

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Funny story: Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Feds finally take action in Airline Industry Bankruptcy Crisis: Auditors now required aboard all airline flights

Louisville, Kentucky - Criticized by the airline industry for not taking a more assertive approach in dealing with the worsening airline industry bankruptcy crises, the federal government announced today it is now requiring all airlines to have an in...

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Funny story: 'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.

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Funny story: BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA herald dawn of new era in baggage losing

BA and airport partners BAA have hailed the success of their latest baggage losing technology in Terminal 5 at Heathrow today.

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Funny story: Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

Heathrow Terminal 5 chaos blamed on passengers

For years we have heard the mantra "Terminal 5 on time and on budget". Today this has been substituted by "Terminal 5 in chaos". And the reason for this turnabout - the old chestnut of baggage going missing.

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Funny story: Pig ignorance to be allowed on UK aircraft in the EU

Pig ignorance to be allowed on UK aircraft in the EU

Rude self obsessed annoying people are to be allowed to annoy the hell out of fellow passengers on aircraft in the EU under new rules announced today. In a move welcomed by arrogant gits with no regard for others the ignorant will no longer be confi...

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Funny story: Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Red Bull Flugtag Takes new Twist

Yesterday a man attempted the most convincing entry to the Red Bull Flugtag by running across the runway at Heathrow. Detectives called in to arrest the man are working on the theory that he was going to attempt to strap an Airbus 500 onto his back,...

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