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Funny story: The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The Hamburglar and Grimace Get Arrested

The infamous hamburger thief, known on the streets as "The Hamburglar," was finally tracked down and arrested, late Saturday night, in what was initially a mere traffic stop in suburban New York.

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Funny story: Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Subway Franchise Admits To Selling Just Boring Salad Really

Health conscious food chain Subway has admitted that most of its food range consists of nothing more than "bland common or garden salad."...

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Funny story: McDonald's Bans Tomatoes; Still OK With Human Lard Content

McDonald's Bans Tomatoes; Still OK With Human Lard Content

(McDonaldland, OH) - Facing concerns that their food is just too healthy, fast food giant McDonald's has banned sliced tomatoes from all sandwiches. As a replacement, extra servings of human lard will be added to all products, including soft dri...

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Funny story: Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

Mickey Dee'z sez fries now transfat free

The Chief Executive @ McD's told shareholders that the string potatoes known as French Fries (pomme de terre frite) are now prepared in a different cooking oil, with no transfats at all, throughout the USA.

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Funny story: Ebay to Open Fast Food Franchise

Ebay to Open Fast Food Franchise

Online auction giant eBay announced today that it is going to try it's hand at the fast food restaurant business. The appropriately named "e-Burger" franchise, is scheduled for it's grand opening later this month.

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Funny story: Not fat, just big Boned

Not fat, just big Boned

From October, it will be an offence for shops and Supermarkets to sell confectionary that is displayed below 6 feet as the Government attempts to reduce the rising obesity figures, particularly in children.

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Funny story: Arby's Buys Wendy's

Arby's Buys Wendy's

Arby's, a division of Triarc, purchased the Wendy's fast food chain for over $2.3 billion. This was their third attempt to buy the hamburger company founded by the late Dave Thomas and named for his daughter.

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Funny story: Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

Dundonian's Outrage At McDonalds

A 95 year old Dundonian has slammed American company McDonalds for selling 'McJeelyPieces' in all of it's Scottish Outlets.

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Funny story: Riots in Atlanta As Gas Raised To $200 Dollars Per Gallon, Hamburgers At $500 Each

Riots in Atlanta As Gas Raised To $200 Dollars Per Gallon, Hamburgers At $500 Each

ATLANTA (FMLiveWire) - Food and fuel riots have come to the United States as local gas stations here raised a gallon of non-leaded gasoline to $200 per gallon while the price of top of the line hamburgers at McDonalds skyrocketed to $500 each.

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Funny story: Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

Johnny McBushit: The Republican Presidential Franchise

The same old burgers, fries, shakes and foreign and domestic policy will be sold this fall to gullible consumers in the Republican Presidential Franchises calling themselves, Johnny McBushit.

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Funny story: New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

New Feng Shui redesigned slaughterhouse touted as more humane

Chino, California - With the not so subtle application of a sledgehammer between brown eyes just before lights out, the memory of a free forklift ride to the killing room floor still lingering in the synapses, the newly rediscovered humane commute on...

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Funny story: McDonalds Qualifications Will Only Be Valid In Participating Stores

McDonalds Qualifications Will Only Be Valid In Participating Stores

McDonalds, the fast food machine, has reacted angrily to criticism of its plan to offer qualifications to members of staff, saying that any qualifications awarded will only be valid in other participating branches of its outlets. Critics launched...

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Funny story: 'Where's the Beef!?' 75-year-old grandmother arrested for disorderly conduct at a McDonalds drive-thru for not pulling up to the pickup window fast enough

'Where's the Beef!?' 75-year-old grandmother arrested for disorderly conduct at a McDonalds drive-thru for not pulling up to the pickup window fast enough

South Beach, Florida - Jean Merola, 75-year-old grandmother of eight, sat in her car at a McDonald's drive-thru waiting for her order of coffee and fries but not quite pulling forward to the pick up window because the cashier told her to wait, it...

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Funny story: Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hooters expanding, adding drive-throughs

Hoping to compete with Wendy's, McDonald's and Taco Bell for the late-night customer, Hooters Restaurants will attach drive-through windows to their facilities so diners can get a quick meal and one more peek at over-exposed waitresses on the...

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Funny story: Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

Taco Bell Offers Insect Tacos, Burritos

IRVINE, CAL (FMLiveWire) - Taco Bell is now offering a new line of insect tacos and burritos according to Vice President of Sales Bernard Beetlebrain.

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Funny story: Patriotic meals a huge success

Patriotic meals a huge success

Fast food chain Kentucky Fried Chicken has introduced its Freedom Fliers Baskets in preparation for the upcoming 2008 Presidential Election.

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Funny story: McDonacDonalds Tastes Better in Burger Queen Wrapper Study Shows

McDonacDonalds Tastes Better in Burger Queen Wrapper Study Shows

Pahokee, Florida (IP) - Scientific tests conducted at Pahokee International University (PIU) indicate that McDonacDonalds (MacD's) hamburgers taste a lot better when they are wrapped in Burger Queen's wrappers.

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