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Funny story: Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...

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Funny story: Cellophane Winter Fashions Hot on Catwalk

Cellophane Winter Fashions Hot on Catwalk

Sweeping the fashion industry by storm and featured in three of the last five winter fashion shows, clear Cellophane is making a huge splash with designers as they rush to capitalize on the hype surrounding the design trend. Featuring most of th...

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Funny story: Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

Victoria Secret's Costume Blunder in Miami

The stage was set, the lighting and background music was tested and the 24 Victoria Secret models were ready to go for the 2008 Winter Fashion Show in Miami, all without a single costume backstage. The logistics blunder was caught the evening before...

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Funny story: Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

Darth Vader's wish to wear more colour

In a brand new series of television treat, What not to wear, latest guest Darth Vader wishes he could wear more colour, as he feels black is too limiting a colour. Speaking to Trinny and Susanah the feared Sith Over-lord said: 'I do appreciate th...

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Funny story: Black the NEW Black

Black the NEW Black

In a sweeping phenomena, reported here first, black is the 'new black'. From booked tanning salons, skyrocketing subscriptions to Ebony and Jet media publications to 'booty enhancing shapewear'. Here to for strictly black products like Afro-sheen...

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Funny story: Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton To Become A Model For Kids

Joey Barton, the Newcastle United player just nicely out of prison, has said in an interview that he wants to re-invent himself, and would like to become a shining example to youngsters. Controversial midfielder Barton, 26, hopes he can transform...

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Funny story: Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Marie Antoinette thought it would be funny to mock the starving of Paris, who had no bread, to suggest that they eat a napoleon. Imelda Marcos filled rooms with designer footwear amidst the shoe-less population of the Phillipines. And our very ow...

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Funny story: Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Capitalizing on the recent fashion trend preferred by young business oriented, metro-sexual males, a leading leather company has released its newest leather accessory for men called the "Murse". The clutch will feature all the pockets and organ...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Buys Crayon Company

Paris Hilton Buys Crayon Company

Expanding on her successful fashion and fragrance business ventures, Paris Hilton announced yesterday that she is buying the Crayola crayon company for its patented range of colors and existing marketing channels. The 3.7 Billion dollar deal ta...

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Funny story: Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

A fashion designer has revealed that Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama have both chosen identical gowns for Barack's Presidential swearing in ceremony. "Of course they were unaware that they had both chosen the same style complete with matching ti...

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Funny story: Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...

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Funny story: "Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

"Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

Leather-faced fashion designer Donatella Versace, whose brother once ran out of time and safety pinned Liz Hurley into a dress at the Oscars, has launched a stinging verbal attack on Channel 4's cheeky oriental shopper, Gok Wan. In an unprecedente...

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Funny story: Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City have lined up Tottenham Hotspur's Portuguese defender Ricardo Rocha, unaware that he is not the brother of fashion designer John Rocha, the man responsible for the Rocha John Rocha

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Funny story: Incredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line

Incredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line

It was announced on Saturday that fashion designer Ralph Lauren is coming out with an Incredible Hulk line of pants, shorts and t-shirts.

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Funny story: Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

The Revolutionary Fashionista of the late 20th Century Yves Saint Laurent became biologically out of style this week. The wake and funeral however set the newest, latest trends for 21st century styles.

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Funny story: Fashion industry calls it a day

Fashion industry calls it a day

With the recent deaths of Yves Saint Laurent, Gianni Versace and George Asda the fashion industry has decided to cease trading as from tomorrow.

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Funny story: Thin French Models Face Jail

Thin French Models Face Jail

In a move that has stirred the fashion trade into state of complete inactivity, France has decided that the publication of photographs of ultra-thin and semi-comatose models could lead to a jail sentence. It has also been noted that many models have...

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