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Funny story: Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Palin's Six Figure Adornments for Her No Longer So Great Figure

Marie Antoinette thought it would be funny to mock the starving of Paris, who had no bread, to suggest that they eat a napoleon. Imelda Marcos filled rooms with designer footwear amidst the shoe-less population of the Phillipines. And our very ow...

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Funny story: Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Leather Company Announces New Men's Clutch

Capitalizing on the recent fashion trend preferred by young business oriented, metro-sexual males, a leading leather company has released its newest leather accessory for men called the "Murse". The clutch will feature all the pockets and organ...

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Funny story: Paris Hilton Buys Crayon Company

Paris Hilton Buys Crayon Company

Expanding on her successful fashion and fragrance business ventures, Paris Hilton announced yesterday that she is buying the Crayola crayon company for its patented range of colors and existing marketing channels. The 3.7 Billion dollar deal ta...

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Funny story: Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

Fashion Designer reveals Oprah and Michelle Obama unknowingly choose identical gowns for Barack's swearing-in ceremony! Seamstress arrested for selling design to Wallmart!

A fashion designer has revealed that Oprah Winfrey and Michelle Obama have both chosen identical gowns for Barack's Presidential swearing in ceremony. "Of course they were unaware that they had both chosen the same style complete with matching ti...

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Funny story: Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Vivienne Westwood And Stella McCartney To Oversee 'Changing Of The Guards' Bearskin Hats Change

Weird 'fashion' designers Vivienne Westwood, 98, and Stella McCartney have been asked by an Animal Rights group to redesign the bearskin hats worn by the sentry guards at Buckingham Palace. People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PEfETHIC) is...

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Funny story: "Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

"Gok Wan is a Tosser!" Declares Versace

Leather-faced fashion designer Donatella Versace, whose brother once ran out of time and safety pinned Liz Hurley into a dress at the Oscars, has launched a stinging verbal attack on Channel 4's cheeky oriental shopper, Gok Wan. In an unprecedente...

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Funny story: Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City Line Up Spurs Defender Rocha

Hull City have lined up Tottenham Hotspur's Portuguese defender Ricardo Rocha, unaware that he is not the brother of fashion designer John Rocha, the man responsible for the Rocha John Rocha

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Funny story: Incredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line

Incredible Hulk to come out with new fashion line

It was announced on Saturday that fashion designer Ralph Lauren is coming out with an Incredible Hulk line of pants, shorts and t-shirts.

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Funny story: Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

Yves Saint Laurent: The Fashion Corpse of 2008

The Revolutionary Fashionista of the late 20th Century Yves Saint Laurent became biologically out of style this week. The wake and funeral however set the newest, latest trends for 21st century styles.

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Funny story: Fashion industry calls it a day

Fashion industry calls it a day

With the recent deaths of Yves Saint Laurent, Gianni Versace and George Asda the fashion industry has decided to cease trading as from tomorrow.

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Funny story: Thin French Models Face Jail

Thin French Models Face Jail

In a move that has stirred the fashion trade into state of complete inactivity, France has decided that the publication of photographs of ultra-thin and semi-comatose models could lead to a jail sentence. It has also been noted that many models have...

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Funny story: Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Dig yields ancient Parisian, accessories

Scientists have discovered the oldest human remains in western Europe.

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Funny story: WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

WondraBra Makers Announce "Wonder Pants"

The makers of the Wonder Bra have announced a new line of Wonder Boxer Shorts for men. Dubbed the "Wonder Pants", the male underwear 'enhancer' works much the same, as it's fema...

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Funny story: Karl Urban signs with JP Gaultier

Karl Urban signs with JP Gaultier

Pathfinder star Karl Urban has been singled out by fashion guru Jean-Paul Gaultier to represent and design his new collection of body jewelry.

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Funny story: Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

Hitler's great-grandniece designs colostomy bag for Stalin's grandson

The grandniece of disgraced Nazi pig nose Adolf Hitler has entered the cutthroat world of fashion by designing a haute-couture colostomy bag for the grandson of Russian tyrant Joseph Stalin

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Funny story: FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK Told To Change Its Disgusting Name

FCUK, the leading clothing brand, has been ordered to change its name after thousands of customer complaints were upheld in the High Court, it has been reported.

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Funny story: Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Gucci Belt Found Circling the Earth

Sputnikaberg, Russia (IP) - The Van Allen radiation belts were discovered by one of the Explorer series of space craft launched during the International Geophysical Year of 1958.

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