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Funny story: The Pope Farts in Church, Parts Water the World Over

The Pope Farts in Church, Parts Water the World Over

In a miraculous event, Pope Benedict XVI parted waters across all oceans, lakes and rivers this past Sunday, while commemorating the death of Martin de Flatulenz, patron saint of intestinal ills. With arms spread wide as an open gesture of welcome...

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Funny story: Farting Back In Fashion Says Gordon Ramsay

Farting Back In Fashion Says Gordon Ramsay

Celebrity sweary chef Gordon Ramsay today backed up public opinion by stating unequivocally that farting was back in fashion. 'It's a pity really that farting has been so demonised in this politically correct age,' Ramsay said to an associate in H...

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Funny story: Baker in Bother over Air Biscuits

Baker in Bother over Air Biscuits

A Baker from Stoke-on-Trent is in hot water this week after giving younger customers his 'tasty air biscuits'. Barry Baker, perhaps destined to work in the trade given his moniker, has been baking treats and delights for his local community for th...

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Funny story: Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Man Shits Himself During World Record Fart Attempt

Mr Arnold Trumper was today being comforted by friends and family after a world record farting attempt ended in disaster. Mr Trumper from Dudley in the West Midlands was yesterday attempting to break the record for the world's longest fart. After...

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Funny story: California Governor Steps Up His Attack Against Greenhouse Gases by Taxing Farting

California Governor Steps Up His Attack Against Greenhouse Gases by Taxing Farting

Today California Governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced a new initiative to start taxing resident's farting in order to reduce the emission of the state's green house gasses. "We are going to find out who is causing all of this 'Global Warm...

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Funny story: Fart to Gold in London 2012

Fart to Gold in London 2012

Olympic Chiefs have decided to include Farting into the London 2012 Olympic Games. The Olympic Panel Committee agreed unanimously that if they were going to have silly events like Gymnastic Ribbon Twirling & Synchronized Swimming in the Olympi...

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Funny story: Ex- Deputy PM Prescott Hospitalised with Wrecked Rectum

Ex- Deputy PM Prescott Hospitalised with Wrecked Rectum

Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott was rushed to hospital yesterday after suffering a massive fart attack during a heated Parliamentary debate. Doctors at Paddington Bear MRSA Health Care Trust declared Prescott to be in a stable condition after...

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Funny story: Arse Fire Causes Pounds Worth Of Damage

Arse Fire Causes Pounds Worth Of Damage

A 12-year-old boy has been taken to hospital with horrific burns after blowing up a petrol can whilst breaking wind. The accident happened in the Black Country town of Tipton, near Dudley, where the boy, along with his cousin, was having a Fart-li...

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Funny story: Ben Ainslie Asks British Expats For Farts To Create Wind For Crucial Race

Ben Ainslie Asks British Expats For Farts To Create Wind For Crucial Race

Ben Ainslie, the British sailor, has put out a request for Beijing-based British expatriates to come down to the Olympic sailing event today, and provide wind for his crucial last race, by farting en masse. The strange request comes after Saturday...

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Funny story: Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

Vegetarians Face Tax Increases for Increasing their CARBON-hydrate Footprint!

We've all started to feel the oppressive tyranny wolf that is dressed up in the sheep's clothing of enviro-MENTAL-ism and now it is the veggies turn with the new carbon taxes on all vegetable produce.

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Funny story: Earth's snores, flatulence may be driving away aliens

Earth's snores, flatulence may be driving away aliens

Earth emits an ear-piercing and annoying snore that could heard by any aliens who might be listening, astronomers have discovered.

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Funny story: Beans Will Be Banned: Obama

Beans Will Be Banned: Obama

Washington D.C. - In order to save the Earth for future generations the beans will be banned from the stores, Donkey Party runner Barack Obama said here.

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Funny story: Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

Al Qaeda launches farting jihad against west

London, UK - A message from Osama Bin Laden was broadcast by the El Jazeera network today that carried renewed threats against the west.

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Funny story: Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

Scientists Decode Republican "Brain Farts"

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) - Scientists have discovered that well before George Bush and John McCain say something stupid, their brains start acting abnormally.

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Funny story: Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

Flatulent Obama passes gas on stage - celebrated by media as "a breath of fresh air"

BUTTE-MONTANA: Standing before his cheering, adoring fans, soon-to-be POTUS - Barack (I'm so full of hot air) Obama, launched into a frenzied defense of his patriotic

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Funny story: 'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

'Farting Yank' loses bowel jibes case.

An American air stewardess who said she was relentlessly taunted by colleagues because of chronic flatulence has lost her discrimination claim.

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Funny story: Shyness can be cured by breaking wind in church, says expert

Shyness can be cured by breaking wind in church, says expert

A well respected world authority on acute shyness and social anxiety has developing a new technique which he is convinced will alleviate the problems of sufferers. His solution -one so unusual that it has caused a few ripples in the academic pool so...

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