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Funny story: White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

White Bulger Reward Scam Tied to Iceland, UBS, and Rogue Trader as Plot Unravels!

INTERPOL is now looking into the nefarious connection between the recent capture of Whitey Bulger, the bogus reward payout, the Icelandic Mafia, and the Rogue Trader at UBS responsible for a $2.5B bad investment bet! After 16 years on the lam,...

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Funny story: FBI releases fool-proof methods to prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity pics

FBI releases fool-proof methods to prevent hackers from stealing nude celebrity pics

WASHINGTON, D.C.--FBI Director Robert B. Miller announced today a four-pronged approach to prevent hackers from stealing nude images of celebrities, this in light of the hacked cell phones and stolen pics this week of Hollywood stars Scarlett Johanss...

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Funny story: News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

News International 'hacked into' 9/11 corpses

The FBI has revealed that, in the weeks after the 9/11 attacks in the US, employees of News International dug up the graves of victims and 'hacked' into them, removal vital organs, bones and even brains in an effort to find more information. Agent...

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Funny story: Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Bones - Gruesomeness "A Step Too Far"

Sky TV bosses were under siege today, fending off complaints about last night's episode of popular forensic drama, Bones. The show included a graphic scene in which accused murderer The Gravedigger's head was blown apart by a bullet from a sniper'...

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Funny story: FBI placing ads in major newspapers for Terrorist

FBI placing ads in major newspapers for Terrorist

Due to the inability to investigate anyone without being sued for violating their rights, The FBI has placed the following ad in all major Newspapers world wide. "The FBI request that all Terrorist report to the nearest FBI headquarters to sign sw...

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Funny story: FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

FBI Continues Scientology Investigation: Questions Suri Homes Over Claims She Forced Parents to Work 20 Hours a Day to Support Her Lifestyle!

Reports surfaced today that the FBI has been clandestinely investigating the super secretive Scientology cult for the past year over claims of physical abuse and labor violations made by former members and parents of precocious children. Now i...

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Funny story: 'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

'Wannabe' terrorist just got Punk'd

PORTLAND-- Taking their cue from Ashton Kutcher, the FBI staged an elaborate prank on a Corvallis, OR teenager who thought he was part of a Jihadist plot to kill Christmas. Mohamed Osman Mohamud, 19, a Somali-born U.S. citizen, mistakenly believed...

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Funny story: FBI Seeking the Elderly

FBI Seeking the Elderly

With no raises for the elderly the last two years, the silver haired generation is seeking ways to subsidize their income. The FBI became aware of this, and one of their "covert" divisions is capitalizing on this need. They have been recruiting...

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Funny story: FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

FBI Raids Unemployment Office! Arrests Made for Canadian Quarter, Balls of Lint.

Philadelphia, PA (BNSE): Agents from the Federal Bureau of Investigations, Department of Homeland Security, and SWAT teams from around the are descended on a local unemployment office after a random security sweep uncovered "terrorist paraphernalia...

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Funny story: UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

UK's Russian spy ring is next say cops

London - (Clouseau News): The head of Scotland Yard's anti-terror squad says yesterday's FBI bust of Russian sleeper moles is just the begining. Citing hundreds of cold case reviews the Met's Assistant Commissioner for Downright Skulduggery said t...

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Funny story: FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

FBI's Last Comment to Reality Star van der Sloot After Handing Over $15,000: "Go Break a Neck!"

The bizarre story involving the Dutch sociopath just gets more bizarre after it was revealed the FBI taped their sting meeting with Joran, but instead of immediately arresting him, bid the bad actor off with the Hollywood Classic Phrase, "OK Joran..

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Funny story: Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Google Earth System - The Mr X Files

Mr X has met up with an American scientist who had interesting things to say about the Google Earth System. The scientist who wishes to remain anonymous explained that he has worked with the CIA and the FBI. Our scientist explained that the Google Earth system was actually sold to Google by the American Government. The system was previously used by the CIA and the FBI and was useful in zooming...

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Funny story: Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton the Nutty Professor on satellite weapons

Professor Karl Carlton known as the nutty professor, claims that the FBI and the CIA, have powerful satellite mind controlling weapons, that can control the minds of people they have under surveillance. There are disturbing reports that scientists...

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Funny story: Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

Former FBI agent claims Bin Laden was American Agent

A former FBI agent who prefers to remain anonymous just in case he ends up dead has met our undercover reporter and made a sensational claim that Osama Bin Laden was an American Agent who was paid by the American Government to take the blame for all...

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Funny story: Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Mystery Of Why J. Edgar Hoover Wore Dresses Solved

Those old tales and jokes about tough man, Head of the FBI, J. Edgar Hoover wearing dresses in private and usually in bed are true according to a letter he wrote to "Agent 18" discovered Sunday in an old shoe box at the home of Hector Lindsey. App...

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Funny story: Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

Cover-up of 'Balloon Boy' Naval shoot-down exposed

WASHINGTON D.C. - Investigative reporter, code named deepdodo, has revealed the existence of a high level cover up. 'Balloon Boy', a.k.a. Yo Hynee, was actually shot down by a Navy ship during a secret military exercise. Thousands of people saw t...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton Getting Younger, Says FBI

Dolly Parton, the Grammy Award-winning, Academy Award-nominated, Tony Award-nominated, and Emmy Award-nominated American singer-songwriter, author, actress and philanthropist, best known for her prolific work in country music, was today made the subj...

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