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Funny story: COBRA meets amid tsunami fears as Russian nuclear sub sinks off Grimsby coast

COBRA meets amid tsunami fears as Russian nuclear sub sinks off Grimsby coast

Menwith Hill - (Tectonic Mess): UK Prime Monster Gorgon Brown has chaired an emergency COBRA meeting this morning following widespread tsunami fears.

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Funny story: Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

Earthquake! - North-South Divide About to Get Bigger

The famous North-South divide in the U.K is about to get bigger as experts predict that the our little Island is being ripped in half by forces beyond our control.

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Funny story: Householders clear up after Earthquake

Householders clear up after Earthquake

After most of England was hit by the biggest earthquake since the 1990 Barnsley "Big One" in the early hours of this morning, householders near the epicentre face the daunting task of clearing up.

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Funny story: Quake Thunders, Brothel Gushes

Quake Thunders, Brothel Gushes

"Marry me!" shouts Steve O. Braganin, a John, to a stunned 'Trixie,' his hostess with the moistest, that was diligently working her midnight magic at Badger Lair, a brothel located just outside the town of Wells, in northeastern Nev...

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Funny story: Sodomy & Gomorrah Joy: Israeli MP/Rev Pat Robertson Fan Blames Gays for Tremors

Sodomy & Gomorrah Joy: Israeli MP/Rev Pat Robertson Fan Blames Gays for Tremors

Tel Aviv, Israel - (Tectonic Mess): Fundamentalist Virginia Beach TV preacher and protein-defying ageing pancake salesman, the Reverend Pat Robertson, is cock-a-hoop today following the news that Israeli MP Shlomo Benizri has blamed gays for a series...

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Funny story: Mexico Earthquake Unleashes Duck Billed Dinosaur

Mexico Earthquake Unleashes Duck Billed Dinosaur

Monte Tranquillo, Mexico (IPP) - Scientists and Mexican government authorities reported at 3:15 PM today that the 6.7 magnitude earthquake that occurred in Southern Mexico has opened a gap in the earth from which over 200 Duck Billed dinosaurs escape...

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Funny story: Harmonic Tremor

Harmonic Tremor

On Wednesday, 30 January 2008, a strong earthquake, 6.2, struck off the coast of East Timor, eastern end of the Indonesian archipelago, a former Portuguese colony.

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Funny story: Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Seismologists pissing themselves with laughter as top Israeli diamond geezer buys landfill site £35 million mansion

Hampstead, North London - (Sad Ass Mess): There's no fool like an old fool. And Lev Leviev, Israel's top diamond geezer, has fallen for the oldest estate agency trick in the world and bought a hideous pile of tacky tat in North London's...

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Funny story: California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

California Earthquake to Happen Later than Expected

After analyzing massive amounts of seismic data, scientists for the Global Earthquake Detection Authority (GEDA) announced today that the long predicted massive California earthquake will happen at least two weeks later than previously thought.

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Funny story: Hawaii Given Warning by Angry Gods

Hawaii Given Warning by Angry Gods

The Big Island, Hawaii (Reuterus) - After surviving a 5.3 magnitude slap-on-the-wrist earthquake earlier this week, Hawaii was quickly threatened by Hurricane Flossie (although she was eventually downgraded to a tropical storm).

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Funny story: Record Sales for Japan After Quake

Record Sales for Japan After Quake

Johnny Kidd & The Pirates went straight in at no.1 in the Japanese chart with their hit single "Shakin' all Over". The No.2 spot was taken by Jerry Lee Lewis with "Shake, Baby, Shake" and the no.3 was a new entry by The Beatle...

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Funny story: Abbey Road Hit by Earthquake

Abbey Road Hit by Earthquake

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - London - Today, Abbey Road was hit by a major earthquake, ripping up the famous site where Sir Paul McCartney crossed in his bare feet with his eyes closed. It was a major upset for the world of music having the "most tec...

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Funny story: Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

Man's toupe dislodged during Kent earthquake

The county of Kent, England, was shaken by an earthquake yesterday. Although the quake, measuring 0.1 on the Richter scale, was not as serious as some that have hit foreign countries, residents were trembling in their houses, fearful...

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Funny story: Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

Earthquake Jars San Francisco, Nerves

A medium-intensity earthquake juddered through the San Francisco region this morning at 6:05 am PST, causing minor damage. No injuries were reported.

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Funny story: October Election Disasters

October Election Disasters

Once anticipated as a pre-election October Surprise, the Republican Party is suffering a Katarina type revenge that history will title: The '06 Disaster; which is not to be confused with the San Francisco earthquake of '06. In a constant resi...

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Funny story: Earthquake Shakes Up Chicago, Causes Sears Tower to Fall

Earthquake Shakes Up Chicago, Causes Sears Tower to Fall

An earthquake that measured 8.3 on the Richter scale devastated Chicago and toppled the Sears Tower. The quake killed at least 100,000 people, and none of the 2,500 people in the Sears Tower survived.

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Funny story: God's Corner

God's Corner

Hi all, God here again. So, another big week up here in Heaven as always. First thing of course, I want everyone to know, that earthquake in Iran, I had absolutely nothing to do with that. You can blame that on the new guy…Kenny. He’s kind of a dumb ass but you know, you have to give them some responsibility from time to time if you ever want them to learn. So, I’m breaking in the new batch o...

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