Hendon residents were astonished today to see a figure in golden robes, surrounded by cherubim and seraphim and accompanied by hosts of angels plucking their harps, rising slowly from the earth on a silver cloud. Gawping housewives hanging out their...
Scientists have discovered that the earth is expanding at a incredibly quick rate along with the rest of the universe.
NASA announced today that they would be sending Stephen Hawking into space to serve as Earth's ambassador to the Interstellar Federation of Alien Races Tribunal (IFART). This organization, comprised of over 500 different intelligent species from 134 different galaxies, is responsible for 95% of all alien visits to the planet Earth.
"Of course we can't control all traffic to th...
A farting tax has been announced by the United Nations yesterday to help combat the number of green house emitions being emited into the Ozone Layer. The farting tax will effect every country on planet Earth.
State Dept. Officials have issued a warning against visiting Middle Earth and imposed strict new VISA requirements on hobbits and unemployed new Zealand film extras wishing to enter the US.
Space Watch-NASA's planetary rover Spirit spent the day lazily caressing the Martian landscape taking pictures and beaming them back to Earth for an excited humanity to view.
An amateur astronomer accidentally found his telescope trained on Mars and discovered, to his surprise, some Martians regarding him with ties which he could only describe as 'envious'. I asked Mr Jeff Wayne of Colchester what his first impres...
The cost of the Earth has fallen over the last ten years, according to a new world financial report.
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