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Funny story: Redneck driving licence application

Redneck driving licence application

Last name: ________________ First name (check appropriate box): [_] Billy-Bob [_] Bobby-Sue [_] Billy-Joe [_] Bobby-Jo [_] Billy-Ray [_] Bobby-Ann [_] Billy-Sue [_] Bobby-Lee [_] Billy-Mae [_] Bobby-Ellen [_] Billy-Jack [_] Bobby-Beth-Ann Age: ____ (if unsure, guess) Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: [_] Farmer [_] Mech...

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Funny story: Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator

Yet Another Clarkson Faux Pas Cleared by Regulator

A typical bad taste joke made by career clot / overpaid Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson concerning lorry drivers murdering prostitutes wasn't really very funny, TV regulator Comoffit has ruled. The media regulator received 3,398,000 complaints...

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Funny story: Santa banned from driving

Santa banned from driving

Pompous police officers from County Cork have announced that St Nicolas will not be allowed to drive his sleigh around Ireland this Christmas and are urging forces across the world to take an equally draconian stance. "It's the sherry," said Hugh...

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Funny story: Roundabout hell

Roundabout hell

The British Government are looking into changing the rules for drivers on British roads in the wake of a tragic accident in Rotherham. Minnie Cooper, a 57 year old spinster from Sheffield dehydrated and died on the scene whilst waiting to join th...

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Funny story: Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

Traffic Heavier Than Usual & Congestion Charge

"Traffic Heavier Than Usual" may lead people to think that there will be more congestion on the roads but the truth is that traffic is heavier is what it means - not because of more traffic but because drivers fill their tanks up to the top, carry mo...

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Funny story: British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

British Government Targets Motorists With ANOTHER Tax!

A revolutionary new form of car tax is to be introduced by the British Government which, it hopes, will not only help to cut carbon emissions, but also cease claims from the motoring lobby that car users are being unfairly targeted by Government depa...

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Funny story: Formula One to have 100m sprint

Formula One to have 100m sprint

Formula One looks set to try and replicate the most popular track and field event, the 100m. Formula One bosses are quietly confident that the World Record 9.69secs by Usain Bolt can be broken by one of the Formula one cars, in what would be seen...

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Funny story: List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

List of Rejected Car Names For 2009

This article will appear in the November issue of Showroom Floor Extensively Illustrated Semi-Monthly Magazine Every year the automobile industry comes up with literally hundreds of possible names for their new line of automobiles. Three of the most popular names from the past have been the Ford Mustang which first appeared in 1964, the Chevrolet Corvette which came out in 1953, and the Pon...

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Funny story: The Grand Opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk Salon

The Grand Opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want Foreign Car Emporium and Straight Talk Salon

Country First was the slogan of Republitincan candie John McCain until it was revealed that he owned four foreign cars, a Honda, a Volkswagen, A Toyota and a Lexus. McCain immediately announced the grand opening of Johnny McC's Any Country You Want F...

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Funny story: Long Distance Clara arrested for Speeding

Long Distance Clara arrested for Speeding

Pigeon Street's beloved Long Distance Driver Clara has shocked many of her neighbour's in the multi-cultural cartoon street, where she lives with Italian Chef Husband Luigi, by being arrested for speeding, a move which could seriously damage her 30 y...

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Funny story: Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Super Collider Menace to Swiss Traffic

Hadron Switzerland - A spate of traffic accidents in Hadron has been linked to a single reckless driver whose identity is unknown. Accidents have all taken place on the ring road around the town which is 27 kilometres in circumference and straddles t...

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Funny story: Fastest Isn't Quickest

Fastest Isn't Quickest

Luxury car manufacturers such as Mercedes Benz, Lexus and BMW are calling on GPS software companies to include more features used with calculating routes as the needs for faster cars is different to that of the humble motorist. For many users, the...

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Funny story: Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

Soapbox Derby Causes Hernia

AKRON - At the Soapbox Derby time trials held here today, Lazlo Toth, a twelve year old participant in the race suffered a double hernia when he attempted to push his racecar up an incline. Toth was taken to the Henry Ford Hospital by ambulance,...

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Funny story: US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

US Drivers Abandon Driving Gas Guzzling Gargantuan SUV's! Home Mortgage Bankruptcies Transform Them into Cozy Homes!

Americans strained by the price of gas have begun to finally turn away from the gigantic, gas gorging SUV. Economy cars are the new means of transportation for the US commuter. What will become of the fuel foolish phenomenon? In a kind of sad ser...

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Funny story: ABC's of Driving

ABC's of Driving

A is for being an Asshole on the road.

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Funny story: Road Rage Breath Tests to be Trialed in UK

Road Rage Breath Tests to be Trialed in UK

For many of today's urban motorists, road rage can be a debilitating condition that can turn a pleasant roadtrip into a stressful nightmare from the pit of hell itself.

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Funny story: Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Man Drives Across the Country in Support of High Gas Prices

Tampa, FL -- A Midwestern man plans to drive solo across the United States to make a point about gas prices.

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