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Funny story: Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

Trump Travels To Milwaukee For a Dental Appointment

MILWAUKEE – (Satire News) - Trump visited the city known as “Brew City,” so called because of the fact that it has 46 beer breweries and 24 McDonalds. The 75-year-old fibbin' fool was in town for a dental appointment with his long time dentist, Dr…

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Funny story: Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

Marjorie Taylor Greene Is Alleging That Donald Trump Propositioned Her In An Elevator

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Well it appears that the honeymoon between Marjorie “Yuck Face” Taylor Greene and Donald “The Grand Fibber” Trump is finally over. Reports coming out of MTG’s office reveal that she is extremely upset at the fact…

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Funny story: President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

President Biden Signs A Presidential Executive Order Which Prohibits Donald J. Trump From Ever Uttering The Words “Hoax,” “Witch Hunt,” or “Big Mac”

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – President Biden acting on over 4 million requests from Republicans as well as from Democrats, has just signed what he is calling The Trump Colloquial Redundancy Presidential Executive Order. First Lady, Dr. Jill…

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Funny story: Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

Donald Trump Calls V.P. Kamala Harris and Begs Her To Please Convince President Biden To Give Him a Pardon

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Boom Boom News has learned from a close friend of DJT, that he called up V.P. Harris and he literally begged her to please, please, please talk to President Biden and ask him to issue him a full presidential pardon,…

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Funny story: Hate Illustrated Magazine Names Donald J. Trump It’s 2021 Most Hated Person of The Year

Hate Illustrated Magazine Names Donald J. Trump It’s 2021 Most Hated Person of The Year

CHICAGO – (Satire News) – Never in the history of Hate Illustrated Magazine has anyone ever received it’s "Most Hated Person of The Year" award more than once. But 75-year-old Donald John Trump now has the distinction of capturing that dubious tit…

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Funny story: Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

Melania Trump Is Furious as She Finds a Hot, Sexy Robot Doll That Looks Just Like Hope Hicks in Donaldo's Suit Closet

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Word coming out of Mar-a-Lago is that Mrs. Donald Trump is one extremely pissed off Slovenian. According to one of the Mar-a-Lago maids, who did not want her name revealed, Mela, as the hired help calls her, b…

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Funny story: Is Donald Trump Rosemary's Baby?

Is Donald Trump Rosemary's Baby?

It's a toss-up. On the one hand, the rumor is that people are buying tickets to Donald Trump’s 2024 inauguration. And on the other hand, people are buying tickets to be in court to watch his jail sentencing sometime between this year and 2024. The…

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Funny story: Trump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids

Trump Says He Hates Mitch McConnell and Bill Barr More Than He Hates His Hemorrhoids

NORWEGIAN WOOD, Kentucky – (Satire News) – Donald Trump spoke before a crowd of 17, in the parking lot of the local Walmart. He told the crowd of shoppers that he will never ride off into the sunset the way losers like Marco Rubio, Carly Fiorina,…

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Funny story: Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

Ivanka Trump’s Says Her Daddy's First Post-Election Defeat Rally Tickets Are Priced at $425 or Two for $849

ELEPHANT BUTT, Ohio – (Satire News) – Ivanka Trump, who has been named to head her daddy’s post-election defeat political rallies, told Anderson Cooper that she visited Elephant Butt, Ohio, where they hope to raise lots and lots of money, to help pay…

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Funny story: Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?

Republicans In Turmoil: How To Get Rid Of Trump?

The party is over, the bands have folded up, cleaners are doing their jobs, but Donald Trump won’t go home. So he lingers and lingers, giving the same old speech, pretending to be current but flopping around like a tortilla on a record player, with s…

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Funny story: Rudy Giuliani Blames Trump For His Being Stripped of His Attorney License

Rudy Giuliani Blames Trump For His Being Stripped of His Attorney License

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – Reports are that Rudy Giuliani will no longer be able to practice law due to the fact that the New York State Agency on Fraudulent Behavior has stripped him of his law license. Giuliani, who threw a fit that Trump h…

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Funny story: Stop The Squeal!

Stop The Squeal!

A new 'Stop The Squeal' movement has started up. This document is being circulated to put an end to the endless squealing of certain groups of an extreme right wing flavor that insist that the 2020 was stolen. It is now time to end this right-wing…

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Funny story: A Georgia Senator Wants To Rename The Okefenokee Swamp The Donald Johnny Trump Swamp

A Georgia Senator Wants To Rename The Okefenokee Swamp The Donald Johnny Trump Swamp

COTTON BALLS, Georgia – (Satire News) – One of the staunchest Trump supporters is proposing that the state’s world-famous Okefenokee Swamp be renamed in honor of his hero Donald Johnny Trump. Senator Waylund “Peachface” Crackcorn, of Cotton Balls,…

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Funny story: Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

Trump Secretly Slithered Back Into Washington, D.C. Under Cover of The Night

WASHINGTON, D.C. – (Satire News) – Unconfirmed reports state that the former Divider-in-Chief snuck back into Washington, D.C. under the cover of night to pick up some things he had stored in a storage unit facility. Unnamed sources say that Trump…

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Funny story: Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

Trump’s Longtime Personal Bodyguard in An Effort To Save His Ass, Will Turn on Him and Reveal Extremely Intimate Damning Secrets

NEW YORK CITY – (Satire News) – The Chicago Daily Wind has broken the story that Trump’s private bodyguard is being investigated for various violations, and the word on 42nd Street is that he will turn on Trump faster than a police car turning a stre…

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Funny story: Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

Donald John Trump Hits 300 Pounds and It Now Takes Him 7 Hours To Play 18 Holes of Golf

PALM BEACH, Florida – (Satire News) – Trump’s personal doctor informed him that he needed to lose 75 pounds. Well the Trumptard must have not heard Dr. Yang Fu Fi, or else he simply chose to ignore him, because the orange bozo GAINED 75 pounds, an…

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Funny story: Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

Donald Trump’s Great, Great, Grandfather Cyrus Earl Drumpf Owned 371 Slaves

WHITE HOOD, Mississippi – Researchers have researched Donald Trump’s family tree and they have come up with a crooked-as-heck tree that had dozens and dozens of interesting branches. It was learned that DJT’s great, great, grandfather Cyrus Earl D…

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