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Funny story: University to Study The Male Urinator

University to Study The Male Urinator

Seattle, Washington - Doctors at the University of Washington Department of Behavioral Sciences are conducting a study as to why men choose and or, prefer to urinate outdoors.

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Funny story: British Euthanasia Outcry

British Euthanasia Outcry

The Observer on Sunday claims that an outcry has arisen over British euthanasia statistics. Jamie Doward, writing in the sunday edition, says that British doctors help nearly 20 000 people die a year. When he says 'nearly', this refers to a n...

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Funny story: Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Doctors at John Hopkins Memorial Hospital Psychiatric Wing, today confirmed that they are working flat out to develop a treatment for Post Anal Opinion Disorder. They confirm that there is a marked increase in cases of trauma directly related to PAOD...

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Funny story: Clinton Cardiac Drama : Left Heart In San Francisco

Clinton Cardiac Drama : Left Heart In San Francisco

Doctors at New Yorks Presbyterian Hospital were shocked when X-rays of former President Bill Clinton revealed a gaping hole where his heart used to be. They frantically questioned Clinton as to it's whereabouts.

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Funny story: Five-in-one Baby Jab Safe

Five-in-one Baby Jab Safe

British health officials say that they are unmoved by the bruhaha in the media and among interest groups regarding the new 5-in-1 jab. A spokesman says that like the 3-in-1 they will look to experts abroad rather than hysterical doctors.

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Funny story: Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

WASHINGTON - After months of fear about their infant twin daughters, who were normal at birth, Kevin and Melissa Trucks are looking forward to returning home with a set of conjoined twins.

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Funny story: An open letter to D'art re: Life

An open letter to D'art re: Life

Dear D'art: Your father has asked several of his friends to contribute prose to a book that he is compiling for you. These people are some of the brightest and most talented individuals one could find anywhere; among them are doctors and lawyers, college professors and businessmen. These figures would be considered eminently successful from almost any vantage point. However, due to what...

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Funny story: Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Today's casting call to choose an actress for the upcoming film The Mother II shut down the city of London, leaving patients without doctors and nurses, bosses without administrative assistants, stores without salespeople, restaurants with...

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Funny story: Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teens, as every parent knows, think they're immortal - and they drink drain cleaner. Not a good combination, doctors say.

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Funny story: Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.

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Funny story: Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...

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Funny story: Rumsfeld Insane

Rumsfeld Insane

The worst kept secret inside the beltway is out. Doctors for Donald Rumsfeld admitted today that the Secretary of Defense is legally insane.

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Funny story: Tall Men Die Young

Tall Men Die Young

Doctors at Iceland's Institute of Height in Sklardsdotter released the results of a study which indicates that tall men tend to die much younger than shorter men. Though demonstrated anecdotally to the satisfaction of most specialists, this...

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Funny story: Imaginary Playmates Lead To Insanity

Imaginary Playmates Lead To Insanity

In a report scheduled to be published next week in the New England Journal of Medicine, Doctors David Cutley and Morgan Morganthau announce findings which will likely prove disturbing to parents throughout the world.

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Funny story: Full of Bile, Ashcroft To Have Heart Removed -- IF Surgeon Can Find It

Full of Bile, Ashcroft To Have Heart Removed -- IF Surgeon Can Find It

WASHINGTON - Doctors attending Attorney General John Ashcroft found a troublesome fact after they ordered surgical removal of the Cabinet officer's heart to prevent a recurrence of bile buildup.

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Funny story: Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Brain surgery may cure urge to vote Democrat

Doctors at a private clinic in the US claim to have cured a stinking Democrat Party voter of his vile disease using brain surgery. 31-year-old Dabney Icepick vows he will now only ever vote Republican.

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Funny story: Hair today ......gone tomorrow

Hair today ......gone tomorrow

Doctors at an unnamed Sydney Hospital ,today announced an amazing new breakthrough in the treatment of alopecia,(hair loss). After many years of failures Dr Frank Urball admitted to some outstanding successes. Speaking at a press conference at...

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