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Funny story: Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

Paris Hilton Recovering From Accident

SAN FRANCISCO (AP) Doctors at San Francisco General Hospital are now giving Paris Hilton a better than 50% chance of making a full recovery from her accident earlier in the week. "We are confident that scarring will be minimal. The dental surger...

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Funny story: Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Britney Changes First Diaper, Says "Eeewwww"

Pop Queen Britney Spears rushed her baby to the local hospital today when she discovered an "icky smell" coming from the child's diaper. Emergency room doctors quickly rushed the baby boy into pediatric I.C.U. before discovering that t...

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Funny story: Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bashed at Birth, Osama 'Born To Be Wild'

Bethesda, MD-A consortium of doctors from around the world gathered at the US National Institutes of Health to announce that they have discovered the reasons infamous genocidal terrorist Osama Bin Ladin has such a horrendous desire to, as they put it...

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Funny story: Terminally Ill Dolphin Swims with Humans

Terminally Ill Dolphin Swims with Humans

A dying dolphin has had her final wish realised by swimming by humans. Dorothy, a bottle-nosed dolphin from Woking, England, contracted the HIV virus after a brief affair with an orca in Ibiza three years ago. Last February doctors gave her less th...

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Funny story: Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

Hearts are leading cause of heart disease, study finds

A study conducted over the past 55 years has come to a close as doctors Timothy Webber and James Seul discovered today that hearts are the leading cause of various forms of heart disease.

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Funny story: Kobe Bryant Amputation?

Kobe Bryant Amputation?

LOS ANGELES (AP) Doctors treating L.A. Lakers basketball star Kobe Bryant for a sprained ankle are now considering amputation. "The sprained ankle is much worse than we first thought," said Dr. Justin Hackett at a news conference. "Usually we just pu...

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Funny story: University to Study The Male Urinator

University to Study The Male Urinator

Seattle, Washington - Doctors at the University of Washington Department of Behavioral Sciences are conducting a study as to why men choose and or, prefer to urinate outdoors.

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Funny story: British Euthanasia Outcry

British Euthanasia Outcry

The Observer on Sunday claims that an outcry has arisen over British euthanasia statistics. Jamie Doward, writing in the sunday edition, says that British doctors help nearly 20 000 people die a year. When he says 'nearly', this refers to a n...

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Funny story: Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Does My Bum Look Fat In This?

Doctors at John Hopkins Memorial Hospital Psychiatric Wing, today confirmed that they are working flat out to develop a treatment for Post Anal Opinion Disorder. They confirm that there is a marked increase in cases of trauma directly related to PAOD...

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Funny story: Clinton Cardiac Drama : Left Heart In San Francisco

Clinton Cardiac Drama : Left Heart In San Francisco

Doctors at New Yorks Presbyterian Hospital were shocked when X-rays of former President Bill Clinton revealed a gaping hole where his heart used to be. They frantically questioned Clinton as to it's whereabouts.

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Funny story: Five-in-one Baby Jab Safe

Five-in-one Baby Jab Safe

British health officials say that they are unmoved by the bruhaha in the media and among interest groups regarding the new 5-in-1 jab. A spokesman says that like the 3-in-1 they will look to experts abroad rather than hysterical doctors.

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Funny story: Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

Joined Twins Are Healthy, Doctors Say

WASHINGTON - After months of fear about their infant twin daughters, who were normal at birth, Kevin and Melissa Trucks are looking forward to returning home with a set of conjoined twins.

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Funny story: An open letter to D'art re: Life

An open letter to D'art re: Life

Dear D'art: Your father has asked several of his friends to contribute prose to a book that he is compiling for you. These people are some of the brightest and most talented individuals one could find anywhere; among them are doctors and lawyers, college professors and businessmen. These figures would be considered eminently successful from almost any vantage point. However, due to what...

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Funny story: Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Casting Call for The Mother II Attracts Millions

Today's casting call to choose an actress for the upcoming film The Mother II shut down the city of London, leaving patients without doctors and nurses, bosses without administrative assistants, stores without salespeople, restaurants with...

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Funny story: Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teen Fad May Be Dangerous Say Experts

Teens, as every parent knows, think they're immortal - and they drink drain cleaner. Not a good combination, doctors say.

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Funny story: Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Study: Laughter Not Best Medicine for Collapsed Lung

Atlanta, GA-Doctors at Longview Memorial today released the findings of their study in progress on whether or not the old adage "Laughter is the best medicine" holds up. Results proved shocking.

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Funny story: Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

Man Has Vagina Implanted In His Hand

An unidentified, but self-proclaimed ‘ugly man' had surgeons implant a vagina from a cadaver in his left hand last week, it was announced today. Doctors at the Nashua Clinic for Sexual Re-Implementation, in Nashua New Hampshire, said the patient, kn...

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