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Funny story: Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Albany NY: Governor Andrew Cuomo called the New York (NY) State Legislature back into a special October 2011 session to deal with the alarming increase in the rate of same sex divorce. In June 2011 during the final hours of the session same sex marri...

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Funny story: Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

BRENTWOOD, California - Some of Maria Shriver's very closest friends are starting to become a little concerned about the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tansy "Bubbles" Stickerhazel has known Maria since their college days back at George...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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Funny story: In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks. The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...

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Funny story: Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...

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Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...

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Funny story: Woman to divorce own vagina

Woman to divorce own vagina

A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...

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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...

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Funny story: Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Alex Reid finally leaves Katie Price's wardrobe

Katie Price has finally managed to extricate Alex Reid from her house after their marriage fell apart in rather predictable style less than a year after it was formalised. The divorce papers finally came through, and in order to salvage some pride...

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Funny story: Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

Ashlee Simpson Lip Synchs Through Divorce Proceedings!

LA, CA - Years after making a fool of herself by lip synching the wrong song on Saturday Night Live, Ashlee Simpson is in trouble for lip synching again- this time through her own divorce proceedings! It seems that Simpson was worried she might me...

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Funny story: Tony Hawk - 'The King of Skateboarding' Has Skated Right Into Divorceville

Tony Hawk - 'The King of Skateboarding' Has Skated Right Into Divorceville

SAN DIEGO, California - Tony Hawk, the man known as "The King of Skateboarding" has just announced that he is getting divorced from his wife of five years Lhotse [pronounced LOL-LI-GAG]. Hawk and his wife were married while standing on gold plated...

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Funny story: Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

Woman Divorced For Eating A Chip

A Sussex woman was brutally divorced yesterday for simply eating some of her husbands lunch. Witnesses said that the couple arrived at the Parched Partridge public house and restaurant in seemingly high spirits, and purchased drinks at the bar, be...

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Funny story: Carrie Underwood's Cover Version of Tammy Wynette's Big Hit 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' Goes To #1

Carrie Underwood's Cover Version of Tammy Wynette's Big Hit 'D-I-V-O-R-C-E' Goes To #1

NASHVILLE - Country music's version of The Rolling Stone magazine, Yippee Ki Yay Weekly has just announced that Carrie Underwood's cover song of Tammy Wynette's 1968 hit, "D-I-V-O-R-C-E" has just reached the top of the country music charts. The so...

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Funny story: The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

The Eva Longoria - Tony Parker Divorce Is Final - He Keeps The Basketball Collection, She Keeps Her Sanity

SAN ANTONIO - Texas Judge Bubba "Yippee Ki Yay" Burntwood stamped his official judge's stamp on the Parker-Longoria divorce decree ending the couple's three year marriage. Eva Longoria, one of the stars of ABC's Desperate Housewives filed for divo...

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Funny story: Second Life Divorce Rates Soar

Second Life Divorce Rates Soar

Lindon Labs, the makers of the world wide massive virtual world Second Life, have revealed that the divorce rate in the game has surpassed the marriage rate for the first time since marriage between avatars was introduced in 2001. "We introduced a...

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Funny story: Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

Kid Rock's Marriage Is Reportedly On The Rocks

DETROIT - The word coming out of Detroit is that white heavy metal rapper Kid Rock's marriage has hit a snag and is reportedly on the rocks. The native of Romeo, Michigan, whose real name is Robert James Ritchie has certainly more than played the...

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