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Funny story: Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

Will Smith Says He and His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith Are Not Divorcing But If They Do He Gets Jaden and Jada Gets Willow

HOLLYWOOD - The Tinsel Town rumor mills have definitely been working overtime in the Will Smith-Jada Pinkett Smith marital situation. Some entertainment news agencies have the couple divorcing, some have them merely separating, and some have Will...

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Funny story: Children whose parents divorce 'more likely' to become bastards

Children whose parents divorce 'more likely' to become bastards

Children with parents who divorce or separate before they are five are more likely to become bastards when they reach 16 than children with parents who remain together, a major new study has found. Demos, the think-tank, has analysed the bastard t...

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Funny story: Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

Will Smith Furiously Denies That He Is Divorcing His Wife Jada Pinkett-Smith

POMONA - Will Smith was sitting at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Pomona reading a copy of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle when he was approached by a reporter. Ling Chow Rangoon with iRumors asked Smith if she could speak with him for a few m...

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez AKA J.Lo Says She Hates Being A Sex Object

Jennifer Lopez AKA J.Lo Says She Hates Being A Sex Object

NEW YORK CITY - The woman who People Magazine named The Most Beautiful Woman In The World says that she is not feeling like her title too much at the moment. Jennifer Lopez says that the Marc Anthony divorce proceedings are starting to take a toll...

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Funny story: P Diddy Seen Salivating Salaciously Over Jennifer Lopez

P Diddy Seen Salivating Salaciously Over Jennifer Lopez

MANHATTAN - People Magazine named her The World's Most Beautiful Woman and pretty soon Jennifer Lopez, aka J.Lo will also be known as The World's Most Eligible Woman. Lopez spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that after...

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Funny story: The Truth Behind The Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony Divorce

The Truth Behind The Jennifer Lopez - Marc Anthony Divorce

BROOKLYN - Marc Anthony recently spoke with a reporter for The Right Coast Illustrated Revue and talked about the real reasons why his wife of seven years Jennifer Lopez filed for divorce. Marc sat down at the famed Le Loins of Joan of Arc Restaur...

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Funny story: Google named as third party in divorce settlement

Google named as third party in divorce settlement

A landmark court case today has sensationally named the search engine Google as the third party in the divorce of Alsie and Laslie Harpoon of Yorkshire. Alsie filed for divorce, citing Mr Harpoon's "obsession" with the search engine "unreasonable".

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Funny story: Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Shockingly Announce That They're Divorcing!

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony Shockingly Announce That They're Divorcing!

MANHATTAN - Jennifer Lopez and her husband Marc Anthony had just had dinner and were leaving Manhattan's exquisite Cinderella Cafeteria. The couple dined in the privacy of the cafeteria's luxurious Daniel Boone Elbow Room on an order of Lobster Ne...

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Funny story: Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Same Sex Divorce Rate Skyrockets in New York State

Albany NY: Governor Andrew Cuomo called the New York (NY) State Legislature back into a special October 2011 session to deal with the alarming increase in the rate of same sex divorce. In June 2011 during the final hours of the session same sex marri...

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Funny story: Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

Maria Shriver Goes "Postal" - Mails Out 4,000 Divorce Notices!

BRENTWOOD, California - Some of Maria Shriver's very closest friends are starting to become a little concerned about the soon-to-be ex-Mrs. Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tansy "Bubbles" Stickerhazel has known Maria since their college days back at George...

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Funny story: Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

Schwarzenegger Changes Nickname to "The Sperminator"

More tidbits are leaking out from Schwarzenegger/Shriver divorce announcement, as the former California Governor admitted to fathering a child more than 10 years ago with one of his domestic staffers, taking his conservative/wholesome family values p...

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Funny story: In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

In A Political Marital Shocker - Former Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and His Wife Maria Shriver Are Calling It Quits

SACRAMENTO, California -After being married for 25 years it appears that Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver's marriage has hit the rocks. The couple started off with one strike against them when they married on April 26, 1986, due to the fact...

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Funny story: Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Arnold Schwarzenegger says he "won't be back"

Bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-governor-turned-unemployment-claimant Arnold Schwarzenegger has terminated marriage to his wife, Maria Shriver. Speaking to the press today, he said that he had no intention of being a barbarian about the terminatio...

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Funny story: Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

Katie And Alex Settle For Quickie

That Deliciously tasteful Showbiz Couple Katie Price and Alex Reid today settled for a quickie in a broom cupboard at Crewe railway station. When they'd finished, Katie announced to the gathered Press, 'It's ironic that innit, Me and Alex have a...

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Funny story: The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

The Shockingly Stunning Reason Why Barbie Roberts Is Divorcing Ken Carson

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most celebrated marriages in America is sadly coming to an end. Tittle Tattle Tonight is reporting that the marriage between Barbara Millicent "Barbie" Roberts and Ken Carson will soon be over. "Barbie" Roberts, 51, spoke...

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Funny story: Woman to divorce own vagina

Woman to divorce own vagina

A 22 year old Brooklyn woman has filed divorce against her vagina on the grounds it has failed to meet "expected functioning." Helen Splinter, a Texan native who immigrated to New York less than a month ago says she has had enough of her "useless...

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Funny story: Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Hubby to Chelsea: "Get a Face Transplant.....Or Else!"

Washington DC-- Chelsea Clinton has moved back to her parents home to lick her wounds amid rumors of divorce and infedelity with her husband of 6 months, Marc Mezvinski. Mezvinski has run off to Jackson Hole, WY to ponder the future of his marriage t...

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