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Funny story: Cheney Officially Passes Puppet Strings to Oprah

Cheney Officially Passes Puppet Strings to Oprah

In a private ceremony at the Lincoln Memorial, former Vice President Dick Cheney officially passed the puppet strings to television talk show Goddess Oprah Winfrey. After taking the oath of office of Puppet Master, Winfrey officially tied the string...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Still Appearing Around White House

Dick Cheney Still Appearing Around White House

President Barack Obama says he's getting a little tired of hearing his girls, Sasha and Malia, talk about "Uncle Cheney"! "My daughter Sasha told me last night that he had read them a story about "Uncle Cheney's Cabin". Although Obama has calle...

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Funny story: Obama Hears Creepy Sounds Coming From Under White House

Obama Hears Creepy Sounds Coming From Under White House

It wasn't until the second week of his Presidency that Obama noticed the cackling. He thought it was his imagination, but soon realized it wasn't. Something sinister lay beneath the White House. Obama secretly called in a Kenyan relative who wa...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Discovered In White House Spider Hole!

Dick Cheney Discovered In White House Spider Hole!

Dick Cheney, former Vice President of the United States was discovered by the Obama girls this morning when they began going from room to room trying to see where everything was located. "Apparently there was a guide with them as they went explori...

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Funny story: VP Cheney Attends Inauguration as FDR

VP Cheney Attends Inauguration as FDR

The ex-Presidents and the soon to be X's decided to play a little joke on Obama by attending the inaugural ceremonies dressed as famous people from America's political past. Dick Cheney got the biggest yucks when in showed up in a FDR wheelchair...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

Dick Cheney Takes Short Bus To Inauguration

People watching the inauguration of President Barack Obama today were offered a special treat today: former Vice President Dick Cheney was escorted to the inauguration in a wheelchair and on the short bus. Citing the professional medical opinions...

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Funny story: Dick "Dr. Strange Love" Cheney confined to wheelchair for Obama's Inauguration Day

Dick "Dr. Strange Love" Cheney confined to wheelchair for Obama's Inauguration Day

Washington, DC - In addition to being confined to a wheelchair, Cheney will also be sporting shaded spectacles and wearing a black leather glove on his right hand as well. "Cheney was concerned with the sudden appearance of inexplicable burses on...

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Funny story: Vice President Says Thank You For Past Eight Years Of Presidency

Vice President Says Thank You For Past Eight Years Of Presidency

Thank you so very much, from the bottom of my acky breaky heart fot the past eight great years of serving as your President...uh, Vice President. If I knew how, I would smile at each and every one of you. Fortunately, I've brought along this mime and he's now coming out of his bullshit invisible cube and smiling for me. Thank you. Now get lost before I shoot you in the face, Idiot. I thought...

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Funny story: Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

Newest Disneyland To Be In Washington, D.C.

It was announced that the latest theme park will be built in Washington, D.C. Washington was chosen because there is already a strong sense of living in a fantasy world there. Spokesman Goofieson stated "We feel that people in the D.C. area a...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"

Dick Cheney Voted "Worst President of All Time"

Polling across the world has indicated that many people, especially in America, consider Dick Cheney to be "the worst President in history'. Cheney, using someone named 'Bush' as a front man, controlled and manipulated U.S. political procedure to...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin is Dick Cheney in Drag

Sarah Palin is Dick Cheney in Drag

Hidden surveillance tapes hidden in the women's restroom of the White House have exposed a scandal of unbelievable magnitude - Sarah Palin is really Dick Cheney in drag. The security tape has captured Cheney dressing in some of the $150,000 wor...

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Funny story: Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

Deep Throat: Nixon, Cheney and Bin Laden Are Same Person

It is already well known that Nixon and Cheney are the same person, but no one expected the death of Watergate's Deep Throat informer to yield this new blockbuster of a revelation about these infamous ball breakers. Hidden in Deep Throat's pape...

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Funny story: Highlights of Dick Cheney's Career

Highlights of Dick Cheney's Career

August 1962- Dodges draft. May 1963- Dodges draft. November 1964- Dodges draft. September 1965- Dodges draft. January 1966- Dodges draft. May 1969- Becomes intern for William Steiger who famously says "I never had sex with that man. Cheney agreed. July 1969- Joins Office of Economic Opportunity, which pretty much describes what his whole career was about anyway. Makes it his mot...

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Funny story: Dick Cheney mails out RSVP invitations to his "S & M" themed anti-inauguration ball

Dick Cheney mails out RSVP invitations to his "S & M" themed anti-inauguration ball

Washington, D.C. - Overly concerned that no one in Washington, D.C. will be attending the anti-inauguration ball his was planning to throw for Barack Obama, just because of his recent confession on national TV of using torture to solicit information...

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Funny story: Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Slicky Dicky Meets Vlad the Imperialist- A Meeting of Greedy Minds

Impressed by Vladimir Putin's hold on Soviet power despite no longer being Premier, Dick Cheney has secretly flown to Moscow to be personally coached by the 'Iron Man Of Russia'. Knowing that he will be out of a job in a month and that a lot of h...

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Funny story: New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

New Secret Nixon Tapes Reveal that Dick Cheney Was Dick Nixon and Vice-Versa

The two biggest Dicks in US modern history always seemed to have alot in common : Paranoia, potty mouth, vindictive and immoral have been words chosen often to described both. A new set of Nixon White House tapes and revolutionary voice identific...

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Funny story: Turkey Pardons President Bush

Turkey Pardons President Bush

WASHINGTON D.C. (AP Newsliar) -- A turkey pardoned President Bush today in a ceremony in the Rose Garden of the White House, in Washington. Presidents since Truman have pardoned a Thanksgiving turkey yearly in this decades-old White House traditio...

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