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Funny story: John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

John Boehner, Mitch McConnell Should Be Replaced, Says Homeless, Unemployed Democrats

NEW YORK, NY - Three weeks before Christmas, a new CNN/MSNBC/CBS/ABC/NYT/WaPo poll indicates that unemployed Democrats think that employed Republicans should be replaced with unemployed Democrats. The poll was completed at the recent "Occupy Wall...

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Funny story: Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Super Committee Has Spent Most of it's Time Playing Monopoly

Washington,D.C.-With the deadline drawing nigh there was one thing on the mind of Democrats on the so called "Super Committee": how to dig out of the financial hole they made for themselves playing Monopoly. Lead by Congressman Paul Ryan,(Reforme...

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Funny story: Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Presidential Lottery to Replace Elections: May the Best Bet Win

Washington, DC - Americans are betting that they can select a better president by chance than by choice. The presidential elections, which were scheduled for next November, have been replaced by the nation's first Presidential Lottery. The new rul...

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Funny story: Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Obama places political opponents on CIA's kill or capture list

Last week was a historical moment for assassinations, as the US shot a missile at it's first US citizen, Omar al Awlaki. Jay Carney, the white house press secretary, claimed that this was the first of many actions that will make America more American...

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Funny story: Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

Top Dems Flee DC after Reports Predicting Space Junk Could Land on Their Ass!

In a somewhat disorderly evacuation from the Capital after Homeland Security maven Janet Napilatano declared Defcon 5 over falling Space 'Junk', the whereabouts of the President, his family, Joe Biden, and Harry Reid is currently listed by the White...

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Funny story: Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Republicans and Democrats reconcile to gang up on America

Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...

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Funny story: Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

Oscar Goodman endorses Ron Jeremy for president

LAS VEGAS - Former Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman has officially endorsed porn star Ron Jeremy for president in 2012. Pursuant to Goodman, not only has Ron Jeremy contributed to economic growth since the porn industry has been a multi-billion doll...

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Funny story: Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

Coalition for Barefoot Politicians blasts Congresswoman Shelley Berkley

WASHINGTON - Faye Kerr, president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, issued a statement blasting Congresswoman Shelley Berkley for shoe shopping. "As president of Coalition for Barefoot Politicians, I find Congresswoman Berkley's shoe shopping...

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Funny story: ACORN Adopts Pink Floyd Song As New Democratic Theme

ACORN Adopts Pink Floyd Song As New Democratic Theme

ACORN, the admitted brownshirts of the Obama administration, has adopted a song from rock group Pink Floyd as the new theme song for the Democratic Party and their underprivileged, economically challenged, handout receiving masses. Their new theme so...

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Funny story: Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Boehner Refuses to Cut Funding to Congressional Tanning Salon

Washington D.C.- While the battle over budget cuts continues to wage in the capital today, House Leader John Boehner has made one thing clear, "the private congressional tanning salon IS NOT on the chopping block." In a heated discussion with Pres...

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Funny story: Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Animal Rights Protesters Demand Republicans and Democrats Change Mascot

Washington D.C.- Hundreds of Thousands of protesters converged on Washington this week filling the Capitol Mall and monuments. "We demand the Republicans and Democrats choose new Mascots, they do not embody the fine qualities of Donkeys and Eleph...

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Funny story: Governor Walker "HUNT down the Democrats"

Governor Walker "HUNT down the Democrats"

Yes, Wisconsin's Republican governor, Scott Walker, has announced plans to abandon the "Arrest and Detain" orders, issued to police, in regards to the 14 Democrats, who have fled Wisconsin, to avoid voting for the ANTI- working class measures, which...

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Funny story: Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

Governor Brown appoints Progressive's "Flo" Chief of Staff

"Popular young Progressive understands real Americans," says Brown Stressing his credentials as a "true progressive," Governor Edmund G. Brown Jr. held a news conference Monday under the Capitol Rotunda to announce the appointment of his "progress...

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Funny story: Somali Pirates Holding Wisconsin Democrats for Ransom

Somali Pirates Holding Wisconsin Democrats for Ransom

It has been revealed that the Democrats in the Wisconsin Senate who have ostensibly been in hiding to stall the collective bargaining vote are actually captives of Somali pirates. According to anonymous sources, the fourteen pro-union Senators were...

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Funny story: Nancy Pelosi Adds More Praise to Dems Resolution Passed for Her Accomplishments

Nancy Pelosi Adds More Praise to Dems Resolution Passed for Her Accomplishments

Former Speaker of the House and now Minority Leader, Nancy Pelosi, has added several more praises to the Honor Resolution proposed to honor her by the Democrat Party. "It just needed a bit of sprucing up", she told MSNBC's swooning lady doing her...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Governor Threatens to Replace 14 Missing Democrats with Blow Up Dolls

Wisconsin Governor Threatens to Replace 14 Missing Democrats with Blow Up Dolls

Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker is running out of patience with the 14 Democratic senators who are hiding out in Illinois to forestall a vote on a budget-repair bill. Under Wisconsin law, any bill that deals with spending state money must have a ful...

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Funny story: Wisconsin Democratic Senators Found Hiding Out in Chilean Mine

Wisconsin Democratic Senators Found Hiding Out in Chilean Mine

Up until Friday, no one had a clue where the Democratic Senators from Wisconsin were hiding out in protest of controversial budget repair bill being pushed through the Senate by Wisconsin Governor, Scott Walker. The Senators claim the bill would stri...

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