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Funny story: Celebrity baby name scandal

Celebrity baby name scandal

Some think that David and Victoria Beckham started the surreal naming of children craze by naming their first child Brooklyn (after the bridge under which he was conceived), but the fad for bizarre children's names goes much further back, with Frank...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney And David Beckham Involved In War Of Words Over 'Lucky Underpants'

Wayne Rooney And David Beckham Involved In War Of Words Over 'Lucky Underpants'

Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney and LA Galaxy freekick-taker David Beckham have been involved in a training session row over a pair of underpants, according to a report on the England football team's website. The report claims that, Beckham...

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Funny story: David Beckham buys AIG

David Beckham buys AIG

A beaming David Beckham announced that he had bought the insurance company AIG. "I thought that it was about time my kids learned the value of money," said David. "Besides, it'll give them something to play with." Victoria Beckham was visibly...

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Funny story: Victoria's Secret

Victoria's Secret

An unlikely double-act huddled in the corner of the post-olympic tea party reception held at the British Embassy in Beijing found Boris and Becks hatching a plan to ensure that the Brits finish on the podium of the 2012 table tennis event. David d...

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Funny story: Sexy Soccer Star is True Ladies Man

Sexy Soccer Star is True Ladies Man

Everyone knows David Beckham for being a brilliant soccer player, but Becks isn't always living up to his superstar image when off the field. His wife Victoria can't be too pleased at his antics as of late. But is it his feminine touch that makes the...

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Funny story: Capello Preparing To Make England Lose

Capello Preparing To Make England Lose

England manager Fabio Capello has taken a bold step in his bid to make England even worse than when he arrived, by appointing David Beckham as captain.

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Funny story: David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

David Beckham and Posh One and the Same

In a real-life Psycho story David Beckham surprised everyone today by revealing that Posh has been a total fabrication created by him and a right good joke on everybody. Not waiting for the laughter to subside Becks says it was all too easy, "I...

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Funny story: Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Another Beckham Sprog may NOT be on the way

Following hot on the heels of their three existing children - Stannah Stairlift, Ahhthats Bisto and Purple Haze - David and Victoria Beckham have indicated that another heir to the fortune may be on the way.

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Funny story: Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Beckham to Outsource Footballing Services

Due to ever increasing off-field demands such as shopping, personal grooming and generally looking pretty for personal endorsement appearances, occasional footballer David Beckham has decided to outsource his football services.

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Funny story: Manchester United To Change Name

Manchester United To Change Name

Today the owners of the failing Manchester United were at a loss after the decline of fan support. After the loss of superstar David Beckham Manchester United ticket sales have plummeted like Prince Charle's pants during Camilla's monthly.

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Funny story: David Beckham to play for Villa

David Beckham to play for Villa

International star David Beckham has been linked to Birmingham based club Aston Villa.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Gordon Ramsay buys Neverland from Michael Jackson for Beckham's birthday

Foul mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay has paid Michael Jackson a reported £450,000 for the Neverland Ranch in Santa Barbara, California.

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Funny story: David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

David Beckham to play in FA Cup final

The FA have announced that David Beckham will play a full 90 minutes in the FA Cup Final at Wembley on 17th May. The bizarre news comes via a hurried press conference staged at Soho Square by FA Chief Executive Brian Barwick, England Manager Fabio...

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Funny story: David Beckham sobs after nervous breakdown

David Beckham sobs after nervous breakdown

In a moment captured by the world media, David Beckham was shown on TV sobbing uncontrollably after his wife Victoria rode off with his favourite toy - his wife's pink polka-dotted blouse.

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Funny story: David Beckham on hunger strike

David Beckham on hunger strike

David Beckham is taking desperate measures to gain his 100th cap. In an attempt to persuade the new England coach of how desperate he is to play for the national team, Beckham has vowed not to eat again until he is picked.

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Funny story: Beckham's PR Team nominated for prestigious award

Beckham's PR Team nominated for prestigious award

David Beckham's PR Team have today been nominated for the highly-coveted Search for Positive In Negative (SPIN) award after Beckham was left out of the England Squad.

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Funny story: Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

Beckham In Tears Over Capello Snub

David Beckham, the greatest English footballer never to play 100 times for his country, was last night "in tears" and "beside himself with grief" over his non-selection for next week's friendly international with Switzerland at Wembley. Beckham, a...

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