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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship

Dancing With The Stars: J.R. Martinez Defeats Rob Kardashian To Take The DWTS Championship

HOLLYWOOD - The coveted Dancing With The Stars Mirror Ball Trophy came very close to sitting in the living room of Rob Kardashian's mom's house. But instead it will become a part of J.R. Martinez's home who along with his dance partner Karina Smir...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Hope Solo Runs Out of Hope And Gets Sent Back To The Soccer Field

Dancing With The Stars: Hope Solo Runs Out of Hope And Gets Sent Back To The Soccer Field

HOLLYWOOD - Soccer star Hope Solo fell one slot short of making the finals on this year's edition of Dancing With The Stars. The 30-year-old who was paired with Maksim Chmerkovskiy, AKA "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" found herself in the bottom two...

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Funny story: Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

Has Dancing With The Stars Asked Joe Paterno To Appear On Next Season's Edition?

HOLLYWOOD - This year's Dancing With The Stars is down to the semi-finals with four contestants left, Ricki "Great" Lake, Rob "The Male" Kardashian, Hope "Going" Solo, and J.R. "The Soldier" Martinez. Legal analyst Nancy "Graceless" Grace was elim...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Nancy Grace Is Finally Sent On Her Merry Way

Dancing With The Stars: Nancy Grace Is Finally Sent On Her Merry Way

HOLLYWOOD - Television legal commentator Nancy Grace is the latest contestant to be sent home on Dancing With The Stars. Grace who told reporters that she really and truly lasted a lot longer than she ever dreamed she would said that she enjoyed g...

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Funny story: Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Singing Sensation Justin Bieber Rocks The House With His Appearance On 'Dancing With The Stars'

HOLLYWOOD - Justin Bieber was asked who his favorite Dancing With The Stars celebrity dancer was and he blushed and replied that it would have to be the gorgeously sexy Hope Solo. Justin said that being from Canada, he has always been a fan of soc...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

Dancing With The Stars: David Arquette Is Eliminated And The Audience Erupts In A Loud Chorus of Boos

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most popular celebrities to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars, David Arquette found himself, along with legal maven Nancy "Graceless" Grace in the "Bottom Two." And when Host Tom Bergeron announced that the celebrity goi...

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Funny story: 'Dancing With The Stars' Soccer Star Hope Solo Says She Is Tired of Being Manhandled By Maksim Chmerkovskiy

'Dancing With The Stars' Soccer Star Hope Solo Says She Is Tired of Being Manhandled By Maksim Chmerkovskiy

HOLLYWOOD - Hope Solo is a very good looking young woman and she is probably also one of the most athletic females to ever appear on Dancing With The Stars. Solo is one well-conditioned sportswoman who can get down on a soccer field and do her job...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Dancing With The Stars To Be a London 2012 Olympic Event

Strike up the band and get out your dancing shoes. It's just been confirmed that the U.S. blockbuster TV show DWTS will be a competitive "sport" at the London 2012 Olympics. The names of all the contestants have yet to be announced. But ther...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Viciously Lashes Out At Len Goodman and The Seven Are Now Six As Chaz Bono Is Eliminated

Dancing With The Stars: Maksim Chmerkovskiy Viciously Lashes Out At Len Goodman and The Seven Are Now Six As Chaz Bono Is Eliminated

HOLLYWOOD - It wasn't quite the Jerry Springer Show, with chairs being tossed in the air, but the latest weekly edition of Dancing With The Stars certainly had it's share of fireworks. And the individual who lit the firecrackers, the bottle rocket...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

Kelly Clarkson Makes It Very Clear That Kathy Griffin Better Cool It With The 'Fat' Jokes

HOLLYWOOD - Kelly Clarkson recently performed on Dancing With The Stars where the audience absolutely loved her brand new song "Dancing In Step To Wynonna." After the show the producer Bernadette Penderlicki asked Kelly if she would like to appear...

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Funny story: Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Queen Elizabeth II Will Compete on Dancing With The Stars

Everybody's doin' it. Why not Her Majesty? Rumor is that the Queen made DWTS producers agree to several stipulations before she signed her contract. She will keep her crown on (via Super Glue) and will carry her purse during every performance.

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Watches As Carson Kressley Skips Off Into The California Sunset

Dancing With The Stars Watches As Carson Kressley Skips Off Into The California Sunset

HOLLYWOOD - One of the most animated celebrities to ever appear in the 13 season history of Dancing With The Stars Carson Kressley is the latest to be eliminated. Kressley, who is noted for being a fashion expert or as he likes to call himself, an...

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Funny story: Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

Charlie Sheen Wants Kirstie Alley To Be His 'Cougar Goddess'

SHERMAN OAKS, California - Charlie Sheen recently commented that ever since Kirstie Alley appeared on Dancing With The Stars that she has really lost an awful lot of weight. He stated that the once humongous actress has lost a total of 100 pounds...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars: Chynna Phillips Messed Up and The Viewers Sent Her Bye-Bye

Dancing With The Stars: Chynna Phillips Messed Up and The Viewers Sent Her Bye-Bye

HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars music was loud, the singers were loud, the smoke machine was putting out too much smoke and the long-legged Chynna doll lost her place and never found it. And when it was all said and done Chynna Phillips, on...

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Funny story: Dancing With The Stars Cancels Tuesday Performance For Republican Debate

Dancing With The Stars Cancels Tuesday Performance For Republican Debate

President Obama canceled a joint session of congress for a Republican debate, so Dancing With The Stars will go black on Tuesday for Tuesday's debate. Nancy Grace call this change "evil" insisting that she was all set to perform Swan Lake, (tutu a...

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Funny story: The Biggest Shocker In The 13th Season History of Dancing With The Stars - Kristen Cavallari Is Eliminated!

The Biggest Shocker In The 13th Season History of Dancing With The Stars - Kristen Cavallari Is Eliminated!

HOLLYWOOD - The mere fact that the beautifully sexy and talented dancer Kristen Cavallari was even in the bottom three was shocking enough for the Dancing With The Stars judges as well as the audience members. But when host Tom Bergeron named Kris...

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Funny story: Ricki Lake and Derek Hough Are Sizzling on Dancing With The Stars

Ricki Lake and Derek Hough Are Sizzling on Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The former talk show host and one-time surf boarding champion Ricki Lake is following in her idol Kirstie Alley's foot steps, or rather dance steps as she showed the Dancing With The Stars judges and audience that the little chubby gal ca...

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