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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders To Perform Naked

The Dallas Cowboys kick off the new season at Cleveland on September 7th with a brand new secret weapon in their artillery - naked Cheerleaders. The Cowboys will unveil the eyecatching lovelies in a bid to distract the Browns from their task in or...

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Funny story: Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Tony Romo Dumps Jessica Simpson

Dallas Cowboy starting quarterback Tony Romo has called it quits with singer/actress/model/blond bombshell Jessica Simpson. The football player was seen escorting American Idol runner up Kellie Pickler into a Fort Worth nightclub yesterday. When...

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Funny story: Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Vermeil: 'I taped Dallas before the NFC Championship in 1981.'

Former Philadelphia Eagles head coach Dick Vermeil admitted yesterday to taping Dallas before his team played in the NFC Championship game on January 11, 1981. The coach has never publicly talked about the show and its numerous popular characters, un...

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Funny story: Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

Miami Dolphins Continue Dallas Connection WIth New Coach

First, they hired former Dallas Cowboy coach Bill Parcells. He hired Jeff Ireland away from Da Boys to be the General Manager. Ireland then hired former Cowboy Assistant David Lee as the quarterbacks coach and Brian Gaine as Assistant Director of P...

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Funny story: Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul Buying Dallas Cowboys

Ron Paul will buy The Dallas Cowboys football team, citing how George Bush used to own The Texas Rangers baseball team, also based in The Dallas, TX Area. "If you own a team that plays in that part of the state, it should increase your chances o...

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Funny story: Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre Demands Green Bay Packers Trade Him

Brett Favre had demanded that he be traded by the Green Bay Packers. The desire comes from the team not making a deal to bring controversial wide receiver Randy Moss to the Wisconson city. "Since the team isn't trying to get newer, better...

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Funny story: Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

Owens named AP Sports Writer Asshole of the Year

NEW YORK -- In a landslide, Dallas Cowboys wide receiver Terrell Owens was nominated the Associated Press Sports Writers "Asshole of the Year" Wednesday night.

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

Dallas Cowboys Hire New Head Coach

The question on everyone's lips at the Jerry Jones surprise press conference was who was to be announced as the new head coach of America's team, the NFL Dallas Cowboys. Speculation has been rampant in Dallas and all of Texas about the ident...

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Funny story: Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Bill Parcells Retires From Coaching Dallas Cowboys

Head Coach Bill Parcells retired today as coach of the Dallas Cowboys. Parcells was 34-32 with his four seasons leading America's Team and never won a play-off game in this tenure.

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

Dallas Cowboys And Dallas Cheerleaders to Swap Roles

If Dallas Cowboy owner Jerry Jones has his way the Dallas Cowboys will become the Dallas Cheerleaders and, vice versa.

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Funny story: Former Dallas Cowboy Receives Kidney from Teammate

Former Dallas Cowboy Receives Kidney from Teammate

Ron Springs, former running back for the NFL Dallas Cowboys, needs a kidney transplant to live. That kidney is being donated by former defensive back and teammate, Everson Walls.

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Funny story: Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Zarqawi Joins Dallas Cowboys

Abu Musab al-Zarqawi has joined the Dallas Cowboys in what club officials describe as the coup to end all coups. Cowboy's head coach Bill Parcells said that Zarqawi was the most offensive linebacker he'd ever seen. "This guy is as explos...

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