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Funny story: Shane Warne to make Ashes comeback

Shane Warne to make Ashes comeback

Top Australian spin bowler Shane Warne is to make a come back for one test series. After the shocking defeat by South Africa in Perth it was clear that the current crop of Aussie spin bowlers were not up to required standards. The number one team...

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Funny story: New Zealand defiant in defeat

New Zealand defiant in defeat

New Zealand conceded defeat in the Second Cricket Test in Adelaide today but not before challenging their Australian opponents to a number of sporting sporting contests immediately following the conclusion of the Test Match. The Kiwi captain refu...

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Funny story: England cricketers quit Indian tour

England cricketers quit Indian tour

CONTROVERSY surrounds the decision by the England cricket squad to abandon their Indian tour after fears were raised for their safety. The series started badly when Ryan "Runny" Sidebottom was ruled out of the rest of the tour due to sustaining a...

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Funny story: Aussie cricketers caught in bed

Aussie cricketers caught in bed

Reports just out today reveal that Australian cricketers have been seen practising their skills in a empty river bed just outside Brisbane. Ricky Ponting and his band of merry men were seen with cricket equipment practising their catching, bowlin...

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Funny story: England and Australia prepare

England and Australia prepare

In preparation for the "Ashes" next year, which will decide whether England or Australia are second-best to the Indians, Ricky Ponting's bowlers have come up with a new strategy. They are practising carrying players off the field in case they cannot...

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Funny story: Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

Australia 'Nobbled' Our Team Allegations by Kiwis

The New Zealand team claims that the Australians have spiked star batsman Jessie Ryder's beers in order to remove him from the NZ lineup. Ryder has been laid low by a mystery illness causing him diarrhea and vomiting just days ahead of the series...

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Funny story: English Cricket Team Tightens Selection Rules

English Cricket Team Tightens Selection Rules

Today the MCC announced it was changing its rules for deciding whether people are eligible to play for England or not. Chief Executive Sir Edward Handlebar said:'The new stricter rules mean that to play for England you must now be able to speak a...

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Funny story: Pietersen Modest in Defeat

Pietersen Modest in Defeat

England cricket captain Kevin Pietersen is playing down England's pathetic performance in the 50 over match against Mumbai. Set only 222 to beat, England slumped to one of its most humiliating defeats ever by being bowled out for 98! The team b...

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Funny story: Ricky Ponting in hot water

Ricky Ponting in hot water

Ricky Ponting, the captain of Australia, will be summoned to parliament today for an investigation requested by Prime Minister Kevin Rudd. Ponting has been severely criticised by almost every man and his dog over the last two days regarding his no...

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Funny story: England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

England Cricket Team Suffers From Bad Grammar In Mumbai

The England cricket team is, or 'are', facing enormous problems ahead of the One-Day Series against India, as, for the second time in 10 days, it was, or 'they were', depending on your grammar, skittled-out for less than, or 'fewer than', 100 runs in...

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Funny story: Black Caps Challenge Aussies to Beer Drinking Competition

Black Caps Challenge Aussies to Beer Drinking Competition

Star Black Caps batsman Jessie Ryder has challenged the Australian Cricket team to a beer drinking competition. Ths Aussies are due to host a series against New Zealand later this month hard on the heels of their humiliating 2-0 defeat by India.

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Funny story: Iceland to repay debts by taking British prisoners

Iceland to repay debts by taking British prisoners

After length negotiations between the British and Icelandic governments a deal has been thrashed out to repay the £10 billion owed to British companies and charities that had been tied up in the Icelandic banks that went belly up. The British pena...

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Funny story: England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

England Reflects On Embarrassing Weekend Of Sport

Embarrassment and humiliation are not words we are normally accustomed to using where English sports teams are concerned, but this weekend they were the only words appropriate when describing the horrific shows put on by the England cricket and rugby...

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Funny story: Cricketer faces $20m lawsuit

Cricketer faces $20m lawsuit

England cricketer Butt Erfingers is facing a loss of earnings lawsuit from his team mates after he spilled a catch which cost the team 20 million dollars in earnings. The last ball of the match dollied up to him from the Unaffordable Allstars XI No...

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Funny story: Rare Green Cricket Parasite, The Antigua Intestinal Attacker, Infects England's XI

Rare Green Cricket Parasite, The Antigua Intestinal Attacker, Infects England's XI

In Montezuma's Halls it's called the revenge. Post colonial India wreaks bottom half havoc with the dreaded Delhi belly. In the Carribean paradiso of Antigua, the intestinal inferno named the AI Attacker puts the inflicted through a purgatorio that m...

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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Sachin Tendulkar Leads India Moon Mission

Fresh from its fantastic success in the Second Test match against Australia at Mohali yesterday, India has launched its first manned space mission to the Moon. The Chandrayaan 1 spacecraft blasted off smoothly from a launch pad in southern Andhra...

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Funny story: Sachin Tendulkar To Be Installed As Indian Prime Minister

Sachin Tendulkar To Be Installed As Indian Prime Minister

Indian cricket batsman Sachin Tendulkar, who broke the record for the most runs ever scored in international Test cricket last week, has been told he is to be made India's next Prime Minister, according to a rumour I heard on the bus. The diminuti...

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