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Funny story: Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

Larry Ellison / Oracle Taking over the Software World

While Oracle is in the final stages of consuming another competitor, critics of the move are concerned about the lack of federal involvement in what can be argued as monopolistic practice. "It's a technology survival battleground out there", says...

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Funny story: New Wrist Mouse Anything But Cheesy

New Wrist Mouse Anything But Cheesy

Silicon Valley - Developers at Santa Clara based startup BBM Industries today unveiled their premier entry in computer mouse technology, the Wrist Mouse. The device, which uses the open wireless protocol Bluetooth, is designed to be worn by the u...

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Funny story: New Keyboards Announced for 2010 ICANN Standards

New Keyboards Announced for 2010 ICANN Standards

Hot on the news that internet domain names can now be created and registered in languages other than those based on Greek characters, Megakey Company has announced a new line of computer keyboards that accommodate five languages. Based on the stan...

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Funny story: Windows 7 is a virus

Windows 7 is a virus

Microsoft has released its new operating system Windows 7. Here are a few tips on what to look out for. Step 1: Can you upgrade? For starters, you need to check with your GP whether you are fit to cope with a system upgrade stress which proved rather worrying last time you upgraded from XP to Vista. Your GP may advise you to stay put instead of risking a permanent damage to your brain for th...

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Funny story: Umpires to be replaced by robots

Umpires to be replaced by robots

NEW YORK NY - Baseball fans are turning purple after reading a new scientific survey that shows that the recent playoffs were determined not by the skill of the players, but by the lack of skill of the umpires, according to my source, an ex commissio...

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Funny story: Computer Software Recalled

Computer Software Recalled

At 8 o'clock today, executives of software giant Nanoweak announced the recall of their new operating software, Porthole Seascape Platinum. This sudden breakthrough comes as the result of new testing performed in the Nanoweak Research Department...

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Funny story: Computer Hacker Breaks Into White House Computer Steals Michelle's Cornbread Recipes

Computer Hacker Breaks Into White House Computer Steals Michelle's Cornbread Recipes

WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Spokesman Cal Colfax has confirmed that a computer hacker has broken into Michelle Obama's White House computer. The incident occurred while the first family was vacationing in Arizona. Colfax said that surveillance...

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Funny story: Local Man Doesn't Know how To Turn His Computer On

Local Man Doesn't Know how To Turn His Computer On

Local pensioner Tom Baxstard, 82, has been struggling to get to grips with modern life. The sprightly old coot used his life savings to purchase a used Commodore 64 computer. But poor Tom hasn't a fucking clue how to switch the blasted thing on! "...

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Funny story: Smart ink has mind of its own

Smart ink has mind of its own

Bare Paints has developed a digital ink designed from smart silicone and carbon compounds. Circuits are formed utilizing the available volume of the ink. Surface area is similarly programmable. Plans are in the works for a Neiman Marcus Christm...

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Funny story: Same Sex Partners to Rally Against "2001: A Computer Program"

Same Sex Partners to Rally Against "2001: A Computer Program"

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The U. S. Census Bureau faces challenges due to six states that have begun allowing same-sex marriages in the years since the last census, say bureau officials. "Our primitive little computer programs have unfortunately not 'evo...

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Funny story: Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Ideology Driven Software Studies Curricula Instituted

Washington DC: Gingrich Pelosi University (GPU) has instituted changes to their software (SW) development classes to be in conformance with prevailing political ideologies. As an example the basic software class, SW 101: Introduction to Software D...

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Funny story: Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

Computer Programmer Blamed in Wake of California's Unexpected 4/20 Bake

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - With Earth Day just around the corner, many California residents aren't just hugging trees - they're getting under them for some shade. In the wake of Sunday's unexpected bake, San Francisco and Los Angeles both set record highs...

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Funny story: "Porkomputer" causes moslem misery

"Porkomputer" causes moslem misery

The marketing of a computer which contains elements made from pork has angered some people in the Moslem community. The Tatyama p-01x has been on sale now for two months, and for reasons which the manufacturer has not revealed, has pork-fat as a...

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Funny story: Essex Bloke Goes Mental In Computer Store

Essex Bloke Goes Mental In Computer Store

Braintree, Essex, around lunchtime - Local man, Harry 'The Dog' Hacker, caused uproar in a local computer store, claiming that a PC he had purchased at the store was 'bleedin' useless!' and likening his purchase to a bag of excrement. Hacker, 35,...

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Funny story: Hardware Downloads Now Possible

Hardware Downloads Now Possible

A company in Hertfordshire has sparked a bidding war by announcing that it has solved the problem of hardware downloads. Using their new technology it is possible to buy hardware such as computers and TV sets on their website, which are then downloa...

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Funny story: Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Hell's ultra-crap laptop on sale

Computer manufacturer Hell has launched what it calls 'the world's crappest laptop'. The Alamo weighs next to nothing, due to having less memory than a pocket calculator, and can be folded into your pocket, or simply dropped into the nearest bin.

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Funny story: Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy

Geek Squad Nerd Crashes World Economy

Financial experts across the globe were shocked today when it was discovered that the world financial system was crashed by a Ex-Geek Squad nerd. Norbert Nobals confessed to hacking into the US Stock Exchange. He reportedly made it appear that the...

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