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Funny story: 14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

14 Unsafe Christmas Toys Already Being Recalled (After Tryouts)

The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund. 14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!) 13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse 12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper 11. Barn Roof Parachute. 10. Little Buddy's First Sledge...

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Funny story: David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

David Moyes writes book about his first three months at Manchester United

Manc'ester Disunited gaffer David Boyes sensationally tried to grab the attention away from retired Alcy 'Guinness' Ferguson today by announcing his own book will be published next week, revealing all the secrets from his first three months at Old Tr...

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Funny story: Festive Planning: Let's Get Started

Festive Planning: Let's Get Started

Face it: Summer's gone. It's October. Let's talk Christmas. Over the next few weeks, I'll be helping you through the exciting - yet stressful - stages of planning your Perfect Festive Season. This week, I have some top tips for you regarding essential purchases to ensure that your home stands out from the crowd. ~ White icicle lights draped around house frontage are frankly too vulgar.

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Funny story: A Chrisbus Cackle

A Chrisbus Cackle

Here are two long long Chrisbus lettuce Dir Simon Horp yore havving a spivving time in the countryside, we know that you are. Just a little spiggy about us. Dad's had a shave and is the usual chips off the old bloke he's always been, Mary really is a grate size now but we horpe she won't bust before you arrive. Josie needs embalming after her accident and Ken (minus tail) won a lorry full of...

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Funny story: NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

NASA Announces An Exciting New Idea Regarding The Space Shuttle

HOUSTON - NASA has decided that it needs to find ways to get back some of the interest in the space program that it has lost over the past few years. NASA spokesperson Sharleen Shadowshade, 47, stated that the Human Resources Department has come u...

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Funny story: Facebook? More like the good book!

Facebook? More like the good book!

Real life stories of revelations and resurrections will soon be making their way to your smart phone (smarter than you!) or desktop computer. Jesus Christ or as he is more commonly known, J-Sizzle, has joined the social media revolution. It is a...

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Funny story: Santa Claus in Purgatory

Santa Claus in Purgatory

Jolly Old Saint Nick they call him. Belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He gives presents to children all over the world, but did you ever wonder how he got to be Santa Claus? Groundbreaking evidence, in the form of ancient parchments, has ju...

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Funny story: Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

Poll Reveals most Annoying Thing About Christmas Is Those Family Christmas Cards, You Know The Ones, Irritating As Crap "From Our Family To Yours'

A recent poll conducted by this writer has revealed that one of the most annoying, cringe worthy and irritating things about Christmas are those shit family Christmas cards you get from relatives and friends, depicting them and their kids dressed up...

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Funny story: Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

Intruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!

The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...

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Funny story: Santa arrested in Savile probe

Santa arrested in Savile probe

As the list of celebrities linked to the ongoing investigation into Jimmy Savile grows, it was revealed today that Santa Claus had been arrested by police. Santa, real name Father Christmas, was arrested with regard to offences dating back to the...

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Funny story: Christmas cheer from The Police!

Christmas cheer from The Police!

Santas Grotto, Lapland: It is Christmas Eve and Santa is getting ready on his 'mammoth task' to keep children all over the world happy with their Christmas gifts, just like it happened when Jesus was born in Bethlehem, when three wise men came bring...

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Funny story: Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

Santa's Workshop To Be Shut Down!

The United Nations has taken steps to shut down Santa's workshop. A top-secret investigation has revealed that Santa Claus does not employ elves to make toys. In fact, the labor is provided by children. United Nations spokesman Felix Navidad st...

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Funny story: Bill Gates' Awesome Christmas Gift For His Wife

Bill Gates' Awesome Christmas Gift For His Wife

SHEBOYGAN, Wisconsin - A few weeks ago Bill Gates, 57, visited the town of Sheboygan which is situated on Lake Michigan. Gates traveled to the Wisconsin city to see about purchasing the famous lake which is one of the five famous Great Lakes. T...

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Funny story: Christmas Gifts For Hollywood Celebrities

Christmas Gifts For Hollywood Celebrities

One thing that can be said about famous celebrities is that they pretty much have everything they've ever needed or ever wanted. With the money they make on songs, movies, television, books, comedy performances, and commercials they could practically all retire and never have to pick up a guitar, a script, or a microphone ever again. But of course, like 97.3 percent of them say it is not abo...

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Funny story: Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

Honey Boo Boo and Bob Dylan Record A Christmas Song

LOS ANGELES - A representative for Bob Dylan has just announced that the 71-year-old folk singer has just recorded a Christmas song with the star of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo, Alana Thompson, 7. Dylan's rep told Music Moments Magazine that he was f...

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Funny story: North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

North Pole in Shambles, Santa Ponders Retirement

A high ranking Elf Union source reported today that Santa is now considering retirement, following recent economic and environmental impacts to the North Pole and Santa's workshop. The retirement speculation follows a report last week that Moody's...

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Funny story: A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

A List of Christmas Television Specials For 2012

Every Christmas season the various television networks dish out their banquet of Christmas-themed specials. Some of the all-time favorite annual Christmas shows of years gone by included those by Andy Williams, Perry Como, Bob Hope, and The Three Stooges. Back in the 60s and 70s most of the television holiday sets consisted of some Christmas trees, some lights, Christmas ornaments, tons of...

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