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Funny story: Cat Woman Mary Bale Inundated With Job Offers

Cat Woman Mary Bale Inundated With Job Offers

Mary Bale, the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin near her home in Coventry earlier this week, claims she has been inundated with job offers from people who feel they can no longer look after their feline companions. Bale, 45, claimed she slu...

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Funny story: Cat Woman Mary Bale "Sorry" For Mistake

Cat Woman Mary Bale "Sorry" For Mistake

Mary Bale, the evil, 45-year-old woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin in Coventry this week, has admitted she made a monumental mistake in doing so, and says she will be a damned sight more careful next time. She told me: "It was a monument...

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Funny story: Cat Bin Woman To Face Prosecution From City Council For Putting Cat In Wrong Bin?

Cat Bin Woman To Face Prosecution From City Council For Putting Cat In Wrong Bin?

Mary Bale, the evil woman who dumped a cat into a wheelie bin earlier this week, is now to face prosecution from the city council for disposing of the pesky moggy into the wrong-coloured bin. The cat, Lola, was thrown into a green bin, which, acco...

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Funny story: Her Name Was Lola!

Her Name Was Lola!

Scenes resembling those of an angry mob storming the Castle Dracula have broken out in a normally quiet cul de sac in Coventry after spinster,Mary Bale,59 was identified on CCTV dumping a cat named Lola into a wheelie bin! Animal lovers worldwide...

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Funny story: Cat in a Wheelie Bin? ...What a Fuss!

Cat in a Wheelie Bin? ...What a Fuss!

Mary Beale, the bank worker captured on CCTV depositing a cat in a wheelie bin, defended her actions today by insisting that it was simply a prank. 'It was meant to be a laugh', she insisted earlier, 'I thought the cat would simply see the funny side...

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Funny story: Cat dumps 45 year old woman in bin - and posts video on YouTube

Cat dumps 45 year old woman in bin - and posts video on YouTube

There has been outrage among Human Rights organisations after a cat was seen dumping a 45 year old woman in a litter bin. The woman, Mary Bale, was effortlessly picked up by the moggy, shaken and unceremoniously dumped in the trash can in Coventry, w...

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Funny story: Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

Saudi punishment for "Cat Binning" woman

In a move that will please Saudi Arabia's justice system, the Coventry woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin, will herself be thrown into a wheelie bin for fifteen hours. "It is a victory for common sense!" Said the cat's owner. Saudi Arab...

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Funny story: Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Susan Boyle throws a cat in a bin

Crazy Celtic crooner Susan Boyle found herself in hot water today after she was caught on CCTV throwing a cat into a wheelie bin. SuBo was filmed walking past a house in Coventry when she stopped to stroke a tabby cat. Then after checking if anyon...

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Funny story: Cat Stuck In Wheelie Bin Loses Kittens!

Cat Stuck In Wheelie Bin Loses Kittens!

Yesterdays story of the old lady who put a cat in a wheelie bin and left it to die got a little worse this morning when it was learned that the mama cat, Lola, is doing fine but she lost her kittens, that came too early. Most believe it was due to...

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Funny story: UK Serial "Cat-Binner" caught binning pussy on CCTV!

UK Serial "Cat-Binner" caught binning pussy on CCTV!

A series of cat-binning in the UK seems to have been solved because a serial "cat-binner" was caught on CCTV binning a pussy (not the hairy type between your legs)! A roughly 50 year old female pussy hater first stroked it and then suddenly binned...

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Funny story: Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Shock As Woman Dumps Cat In Wheelie Bin

Council chiefs are set to quiz a woman after it emerged that she dumped a 4 year old cat into a residential wheelie bin. Shocking security footage showed the middle aged woman, who cannot be named for legal reasons, stroking the cute moggy before...

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Funny story: Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

Lohan & Kardashian sisters fight over their Hairless Pussies. Kourtney says hers is 'soft as silk and needs no moisturizers'. LiLo says 'Not - its like stroking a sandbox'

It's tough being in the celebrity eye. One has to resort to all sorts of capers and shenanigans just to get a few minutes of air-time. Sister teams particularly find it hard to stay in the spotlight. No sooner had Lindsay Lohan started her incarcera...

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Funny story: Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Emma Watson's pussy shot, mistaken for giant rat.

Giant rats - of the kind terrorising an estate in West Yorkshire and Lincoln, have now been found in Oxfordshire. Pest firm Rent-to-kill was called to Oxford after residents complained about a pair of giant rodents stalking the grounds at night, a...

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Funny story: A Short Conversation with a Stray Cat

A Short Conversation with a Stray Cat

'Can you spare a quid? OK then 50p, surely you can spare a measly fifty pence. I promise not to waste it on drink.' 'Uh sorry, Mog, were you speaking to me.' 'Yeah of course I was speaking to you, if I'd have been speaking to Tabby Tom over there I wouldn't have bothered putting on my best English accent would I? Be bloody pointless wouldn't it? He's not as bright as me you know. He doesn'...

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Funny story: Cats Mia & Naomi in International Row

Cats Mia & Naomi in International Row

Two of the most beautiful cats in the world, known as Mia and Naomi, have been keeping not only Holland, where they are in conflict, but the whole world, awake with loud caterwauling. The reason for their conflict is due to Naomi getting a present...

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Funny story: The cat sat on the mat

The cat sat on the mat

"Look at that cat sitting on the mat". - These were the words on everyones lips today after the spectacular sight that confronted them this morning. Tiddles the cat surprised everyone in town by doing the most unfathomable thing: sitting on a mat.

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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Cat Lady in hot water

Isle of Wight News - Cat Lady in hot water

Katherine Cattermole, 82, of Ventnor, is in hot water today over her cats. Katherine currently has one hundred and fifty-seven cats, but it is not the number of cats that has caused the issue, as the RSPCA, the Ryde Society for the Possession of C...

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