It's all the rage and "pussies" are being sprayed different colours (mainly pink) all over the UK. Animal protectionists are not happy about this latest fashion in pet-keeping but have to admit, every "pussy" owner can do what they want with it (a...
The cat at the centre of the Wheelie Bin Scandal has been whining at the pathetic response to the crime committed by Mrs Beale of putting her in a Wheelie Bin. 'I expected a deterrent sentence of life imprisonment' said the cat 'we are already hea...
As activist's approached a Japanese whaling vessel, the crew was stunned at what they saw: Poor innocent kittens attached to commercial grade hooks to entice whales. "These whalers have really stepped over the line!" said an angry protester nam...
A story that was all over the internet for over a week, of a lady stuffing a cat into a trash can, has led to the capture of one of Osama Bin Laden's brothers and closest friend. "It was totally a freak accident", stated a modest young man in New...
The latest crazes to hit our internet viewing screens called "Puppy Throwing" and "Cat Binning" are proving so popular that U T**E (who?) have decided to support these latest extreme sports. After the recent showing of how to "bin a pussy" reached...
The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action. The Internet has become flooded with videos of wa...
Is Mary Bale already planning a trip down the aisle with her boyfriend Officer Charlie Dibble? If today's Gossip Item is to be believed-and really, why not?-the answer is yes. According to a source, who no doubt has intimate knowledge of all o...
It was Saturday morning at TheSpoof.com Towers, an ex stately home in Coventry. It was a morning much like any other. The sun peaked over the gas works. The milkman didn't trundle by, as they don't do that anymore because it's cheaper to get a fo...
Shergar, the record-breaking racehorse that disappeared from stables in Ireland in 1981, has been found in a wheelie bin in Coventry. He had been dead for some time, say experts. Winner of the 1981 Epsom Derby by a record 10 lengths, the victory e...
In what may yet turn out to be a 'copycat incident', police say that a donkey has been found stuffed into a wheelie bin in the same area of Coventry in which cat-dumper Mary Bale lives, sparking speculation that she may have been at it again. The...
Animal Rights campaigners are up-in-arms tonight after a cat in Coventry, West Midlands, was found in a wheelie bin with a World Cup-style vuvuzela shoved right up its little arse. The cat, Tabby, was discovered by its owner, Maud Grimsdyke, after...
Police are becoming concerned that a new craze called, "Cat Binning" is sweeping the nation's council estates. Participants in the craze, inspired by Coventry maniac- Mary Bale, walk their neighbourhood searching for cats to drop into bins. The c...
Catwoman, the fictional character associated with DC Comics' Batman franchise, has said she is "appalled" by the behaviour of the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin, and intends to "deal with her personally." The woman who threw the cat into...
Mary Bale, the woman who dumped a cat in a wheelie bin near her home in Coventry earlier this week, claims she has been inundated with job offers from people who feel they can no longer look after their feline companions. Bale, 45, claimed she slu...
Mary Bale, the evil, 45-year-old woman who threw a cat into a wheelie bin in Coventry this week, has admitted she made a monumental mistake in doing so, and says she will be a damned sight more careful next time. She told me: "It was a monument...
Mary Bale, the evil woman who dumped a cat into a wheelie bin earlier this week, is now to face prosecution from the city council for disposing of the pesky moggy into the wrong-coloured bin. The cat, Lola, was thrown into a green bin, which, acco...
Scenes resembling those of an angry mob storming the Castle Dracula have broken out in a normally quiet cul de sac in Coventry after spinster,Mary Bale,59 was identified on CCTV dumping a cat named Lola into a wheelie bin! Animal lovers worldwide...
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