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Funny story: Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Frightened Dem Lawmakers Flee to Ottawa to Escape "Racist" Criticism: Say They're Terrified to Face Voters at 'Home.'

Border checkpoints in northern Vermont and Maine were overwhelmed as a horde of elected Democratic Lawmakers fled their home states to seek asylum in Canada and shield themselves from criticism from voters. A spokesman for Border Security said, "I...

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Funny story: The University of Ottawa Says "Ann Coulter, Go Home!" - Brobama Responds: "Hey We Don't Want The Skinny-Ass Bitch Either!"

The University of Ottawa Says "Ann Coulter, Go Home!" - Brobama Responds: "Hey We Don't Want The Skinny-Ass Bitch Either!"

OTTAWA, Canada - The University of Ottawa now has the distinction of being the only university in the world to flat out tell Ann "Trigger Face" Coulter that she is not welcome. Coulter, which rhymes with 'shithead' replied that even the lousiest c...

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Funny story: Canada Invades Michigan's Upper Peninsula

Canada Invades Michigan's Upper Peninsula

Canadian forces have launched a daring Invasion of Michigan's Upper Peninsula. Dressed in green suits they chose March 17th to cross the Poe Locks into Sault St. Marie. Michigan Governor Jennifer Granholm was quoted as saying, "I thought the U...

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Funny story: The American Union And The Amero

The American Union And The Amero

In Europe most people in countries in the EU have not realised the implications of the Lisbon Treaty as all rule will in the future come from Brussels and people are still oblivious to the fact that their countries Independence has been given away by...

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Funny story: Canada Still America's Hat Despite Olympic Victory

Canada Still America's Hat Despite Olympic Victory

Canadians awoke to horror today, discovering that their thrilling Olympic victory over the United States has failed to dislodge their international status as That Hockey Country Just Above America. Experts say that barring the acquisition of nuclear...

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Funny story: Canadians Feel Good About Themselves in 2010

Canadians Feel Good About Themselves in 2010

Capping off a brilliant week of hosted competition where Canadian athletes did well against the world's best, the cherry on top of that frosty ice cream sundae came from the gold medal hockey game and overtime win against the Americans. Often feel...

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Funny story: USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

USA Hockey Steals Canada's Coffee and Crullers

Enacting their pre-game strategy in advance of the long awaited Olympic hockey match up between Team Canada and Team USA, the young Americans stole team Canada's coffee and donut crullers just prior to the game. The loss of the pre-game "Coffee an...

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Funny story: Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

Canada tells jealous, slovenly, pint-swilling, 2010 Olympics-bashing UK media: "Take off, eh. Suck it up tossers - Vancouver is #1 in the world!"

LONDONISTAN: Canadians are mildly amused at the hypocrisy of the British media which has embarked on a major Olympic-bashing campaign. The opinion in the true North strong and free is that the reason for this tabloid 'journalism' is sheer envy and...

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Funny story: One Of Germany's Top Female Olympic Figure Skaters Suspended For Pubic Region Reason

One Of Germany's Top Female Olympic Figure Skaters Suspended For Pubic Region Reason

VANCOUVER - The Canadian Winter Olympics Committee has ruled to suspend German figure skater Lia Sophie Berlinburger. One of Berlinburger's fellow teammates, who was only identified by the initials Z.Y. informed the German figure skating coach Max...

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Funny story: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Heat Up Vancouver With Their Love Affair!

VANCOUVER - The two stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon spent their last day and night in Vancouver secluded in their $4,000 a day Canadian Snow Queen Hotel room. The couple had earlier attended a Kings of Leon concert at Vancouver's General Patt...

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Funny story: Mickey Mouse forces Canadian Prime Minister to Prorogue Parliament

Mickey Mouse forces Canadian Prime Minister to Prorogue Parliament

After four years of lying to the Canadian Parliament, Prime Minister Stevie Harper's nose had grown to Pinocchio like proportions. Sued by Mickey's Disney Corporation for copyright infringement, Stevie Harper agreed to an out of court settlement. In...

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Funny story: New Brunswick Premier to undergo psychiatric assessment

New Brunswick Premier to undergo psychiatric assessment

Rumors are circulating throughout New Brunswick today that Premier Shawn Graham may be undergoing an intensive psychiatric assessment under the province's mental health act. Under the act anyone exhibiting behavior believed to be dangerous to them...

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Funny story: Canadians Hope for American Invasion

Canadians Hope for American Invasion

Canadian prime minister Steven Harper met with president Obama in Washington this week to encourage the American president to invade Canada this summer. Unlike other countries that are concerned about a US invasion, Canada relies heavily on the US...

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Funny story: Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Canadian Curling Champion Bowls Perfect 300

Normally known as team captain for the Canadian National Curling Team, and last year's winner of the Labatt Brier, Lenny Hookman scored a perfect 300 game in a regional Ontario Tenpin Federation tournament. Shocking fans and critics alike, Hookman...

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Funny story: Eighth severed foot washed up in Canada - It's no mystery

Eighth severed foot washed up in Canada - It's no mystery

The eighth mystery foot washed up on the coast of Canada this week has been traced to a 24 year old English man through extensive DNA profiling. When interviewed, Mr Peter Mobbs (24, English, funny limp) described the events, "I went out running o...

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Funny story: Canada became even more like America

Canada became even more like America

Ice Floe #7, Nunavut - President Obama recently noticed that there was a new quasi-nation just north of Canada. Calling in his advisors, he learned that Nunavut got it's start by Canada's continued desire to be just like the United States. Canada...

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Funny story: Canada Dedicates indoor "Miracle" Hockey Rink

Canada Dedicates indoor "Miracle" Hockey Rink

Anaconda, Canada - Canadian Prime Minister John Bluballs was in town today to dedicate the new state of the art 2000 seat Boys Club indoor hockey rink. "It's truly amazing that a small town like Anaconda, on the shore of the Arctic Sea, would raise t...

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