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Funny story: Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Puppies: "A Threat to Our Way of Life" Says GOP

Senator Mitch McConnell, minority leader of the US Senate, stated today on the Senate floor that "Puppies are a threat to our way of life. At the least, poor people, those on un-employment compensation and welfare recipients should not be allowed to...

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Funny story: Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

Growing Up Skipper: The Doll That Grows Breasts

A multi-national toy manufacturer who most recently came under media scrutiny for selling lead-covered baby toys, will again try to fill its coffers with a controversial toy when they release Growing Up Skipper. 1975's original Growing Up Skipper...

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Funny story: Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Taylor Swift Sues Acne Medication For Making Her Tits Disappear

Country music singer Taylor Swift filed a lawsuit in a Nashville court yesterday against Clear Skin Acne Medication. Taylor, a teenage winner of multiple Grammy Awards, said in her lawsuit that the product made her already tiny tits "just disappear...

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Funny story: Sexy Brazilian Beauty's Massive Hooters Almost Killed Her

Sexy Brazilian Beauty's Massive Hooters Almost Killed Her

Reports are coming in that the Brazilian model, Sheyla Herschey-Barr - the woman with the world's largest hooters, almost died following an op to make them even bigger! Following the op, during which two four gallon implants were surgically insert...

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Funny story: A New Theory on Female Intelligence

A New Theory on Female Intelligence

Hollywood CA: Social scientists have been trying to correlate female intelligence and body parts for years. The most recent attempt was made by studying two groups of women. The first group consisted of ordinary ladies involved in different types...

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Funny story: Church says "Abortion causes Breast Cancer"

Church says "Abortion causes Breast Cancer"

The Church of the Second Coming of the Resurrection of Jesus has claimed that a recent scientific paper proves that abortion causes breast cancer. A spokesman for the church said, "We usually don't agree with these so-called scientists, but it app...

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Funny story: Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

Justin Bieber Secretly Dating Taylor Swift

QUEEN BESS ISLAND, Louisiana - The Ontario, Canada native Justin Bieber was visiting the Bayou State and actually helping out the locals gather up the dreaded, yicky, yucky Louisiana Tar Balls and putting them in tar ball containers. Bieber said t...

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Funny story: Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Tina Fey Says That Just Like Sarah Palin She Also Has Not Had Her Tits Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

MANHATTAN - Tina Fey speaking from her office high in The Mickey Mantle Building in Manhattan said that she has been reading about Sarah Palin denying that she has had her boobs enhanced. Fey, who is the number one Sarah Palin impersonator in the...

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Funny story: Vince Young Ignores Naked Boobies, Pummels Bar Patron. Allegedly.

Vince Young Ignores Naked Boobies, Pummels Bar Patron. Allegedly.

Sticks and Stones Will Break my Bones, but Misdemeanor Assault Victims Will Sue Me. - Be true to your school! Former Texas Longhorn and current Tenessee Titans gunslinger Vince Young allegedly got P.O. 'ed at a Dallas titty bar when a fellow lap danc...

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Funny story: Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

Sarah Palin Angrily Denies Having Her Boobs Augmented, Enhanced, or Lifted

PORT SULPHUR, Louisiana - The former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin, who has recently been dubbed Saint Sarah, by her husband Todd, is fit to be tied, literally. Speaking with the Fox Network's 'non-fox' Greta Van Susteren, Palin said that she tra...

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Funny story: Simon Cowell In Hospital After Big Boob Attack

Simon Cowell In Hospital After Big Boob Attack

According to witnesses at a restaurant in New York City last night, Simon Cowell was beaten about the head and shoulders by a big boobed performer and wound up being taken to the hospital for whiplash. Cowell and his party were near the back at a...

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Funny story: Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

Sexy Restaurant Orders its Girls to Gain Weight

In anticipation of Supreme Court Nominee Elena Kagan's desire for world wide equality, one restaurant chain, where all the wait-staff have big hooters, has ordered that all its waitresses gain at least ten to fifteen pounds by the end of the month, o...

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Funny story: Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

Dolly Parton Admits She's Had Padded Bra For Many Years

"Boy am I ever glad to have that off my chest", stated Dolly Parton to reporters at a press conference this morning just outside of Nashville, Tennessee as she was among several country music stars that are planning to do a fund raising concert for t...

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Funny story: New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

New Full Figured Bra Lifts Separates and Invigorates

Full figured women share a common complaint when it comes to the support of larger than average breasts, but a new patented bra design will provide much needed back support and pain relief along with enhanced cup support for women from DD to H in siz...

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Funny story: New MTV Reality Show Based on Breast Size Findings

New MTV Reality Show Based on Breast Size Findings

CHICAGO, IL -- A recent study by the University of Chicago discovered that women with a breast size of D cup or greater score on average ten IQ points higher than those with an A or B cup. "One theory is that the female hormone estrogen, which is...

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Funny story: Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

Pamela Anderson Finally Reveals That Her Right Boob Is Bigger Than Her Left Boob

HOLLYWOOD - After months of hearing the rumors regarding her world famous rack, Pamela Anderson has confessed that yes it is most definitely true that her right boob is in fact larger than her left boob. She did point out that Dr. Fritz Beachwick,...

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Funny story: Foxy Four-Foot Tall Midget In *Playboobs* Magazine Centerfold!

Foxy Four-Foot Tall Midget In *Playboobs* Magazine Centerfold!

"Anna Janna", who has become the queen of the home-movie bachelor party set, is rumored to be the *Playboobs Centerfold for September of this year. "It's about time they allowed we small people to show the average guy what he's missing by over-loo...

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