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Funny story: Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna attacks Brad Pitt for 'illegal adoption' of baby girl

Madonna Louise Ciccone has attacked Brad Pitt for adopting a child 'illegally' and sneaking the child out of her native country, hidden inside a large luggage bag. She said the man should never have visited an impoverished country with the sole in...

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Funny story: Brangelina adopts orphaned goldfish

Brangelina adopts orphaned goldfish

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie's PR agent has made a special, shock announcement this morning that his clients have just adopted an orphaned goldfish by the name of Ju Ju from the Chinese province of Xing Xing Chikan. Ju Ju is pronounced Seafood Delig...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take "Mr. Bubble" Baths together; she says he's so dirty that he likes to do it with a Rubber Ducky...watching

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt take "Mr. Bubble" Baths together; she says he's so dirty that he likes to do it with a Rubber Ducky...watching

Hollywood, California - Angelina Jolie recently confessed in an interview that she and Brad Pitt like to take baths together but failed to mention what kind of baths and with someone or something watching. "They take 'Mr. Bubble' baths together,"...

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Funny story: Brad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!

Brad Pitt Apparently Has Moved Out!

Brad Pitt has moved out after a furious bust-up with wife, Angelina Jolie as friends fear the couple is heading for an ugly legal battle that will tear their whole family apart according to rumors. The site says it has also learned Brad plans to a...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

Angelina Jolie And Brad Pitt To Adopt Madonna

PARIS - In perhaps one of the most unusual adoptions in the history of adoptions Angelina Jolie who is 33, and her live-in partner, Brad Pitt who is 45, are making plans to adopt Madonna who is 50. Brad and Angelina, aka Brangelina, have three bio...

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Funny story: Angelina Not Bothered After Brad Pitt Lets Ex Girlfriend Jennifer Aniston Have A Stroke Of His Penis - For Old Times Sake

Angelina Not Bothered After Brad Pitt Lets Ex Girlfriend Jennifer Aniston Have A Stroke Of His Penis - For Old Times Sake

Actress Angelina Jolie has said she is fine after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his average sized penis! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise em...

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Funny story: Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!

Angelina Furious After Brad Pitt Allows Ex Jennifer Aniston To Stroke His Massive Cock!

Actress Angelina Jolie is said to be furious after discovering that husband Brad Pitt has allowed his former girlfriend Jennifer Aniston to stroke his massive cock! Aniston, who was just passing the Pitt/Jolie house heard a familiar noise emitting...

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Funny story: George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

George Clooney Caught Stroking Angelina Jolie's Pussy - Brad Pitt Said To Be Furious

Actor Brad Pitt is said to be 'livid' after catching best friend and heterosexual actor George Clooney stroking his wife's Pussy when he returned home early from filming his latest movie. Clooney, who is a frequent visitor to the home of Jolie and...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Jennifer Aniston makes a deal with Devil for revenge while backstage at the Oscars; tries to hire Octu-Mom to seduce Brad Pitt away from Angelina Jolie

Hollywood, California - Having to put up with Angelina Jolie at the Oscars was hard enough for Jennifer Aniston but to endure seeing her arrive with her ex-husband, Brad Pitt? And both nominated for an Oscar, too? While she gets the job of an award...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston: I'm "still over Brad"

Jennifer Aniston: I'm "still over Brad"

Jennifer Aniston, ex-wife of Brad Pitt, has said that she is "still over" him. In a short interview with The Spoof, she said: "It's long over between me and him. And I'm over him. Still over him. "I saw him at the Oscars the other night, but th...

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Funny story: Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th

Pitt And Jolie To Marry February 30th

Hollywood CA -- The date's been set and the cake's been ordered! Angie Pitt and Brad Jolie plan to tie the knot on February 30th! Brad finally popped the question after Angie squirted out their latest whelp. Everyone in Hollywood will be there. P...

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Funny story: Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

Brad and Angelina Adopt Botswana

The Hollywood couple Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have adopted Botswana the small South African country. The couple had gone there just looking for another child. Clutching Brad's hand Angy said "We saw so many cutey wutey helpless little on...

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Funny story: 2008's hottest couples

2008's hottest couples

The nominations are: Jesse McCartney and Miley Cyrus Zac Efron and Anne Hestia Kevin Brody and Hilary Duff Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie John Mayor and Haylie Duff Justin Timberlake and Britney Spears, Sadly Vanessa Hudgens was left out this year because of her break up with Zac, Jesse and Justin. And the winners are: Zac and Anneā€¦ thought they haven't been together for long but as you...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Angelina Jolie Produces Barack Obama's Birth Certificate

Movie Actress Angelina Jolie, wife of actor Brad Pitt and adopted mother of eighteen children from twenty-three different countries and thirty-six different nationalities, claims that she can produce the birth certificate of Barack Hussein Obama, the...

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Funny story: Angelina Jollie Pregnant With Dodecatuplets

Angelina Jollie Pregnant With Dodecatuplets

Hollywood CA Angelina Jollie and Brad Armpitt announced their own Christmas miracle to close friends and family today. Angelina is three months pregnant--with 12 babies! The very blessed event is expected in June. Her doctor was stunned by the di...

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Funny story: Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

Jennifer Aniston: I Want To Be Brad & Angelina's Babysitter

LAS VEGAS, Nevada - Jennifer Aniston has revealed, in an exclusive interview, with ET's Mary Hart that she has decided to quit being a famous movie and television star and dedicate herself to being Brad and Angelina's full time babysitter. Jennifer, looking erotically sexy in a see-thru black teddy from Victoria's Secret talked candidly with Mary while on the set of her latest motion picture,...

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Funny story: Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt Adopt Michael Jackson

HOLLYWOOD (FMLiveWire) - Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have expanded their family by adopting Michael Jackson. Jackson thus becomes the Hollywood couple's seventh child. Recent tabloid articles report that the radical Jackson adoption has saved...

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