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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Chelsea Clinton Already Pregnant By Levi Johnston

Hold onto your hats! Why Levi Johnston was invited to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has now been announced by a Canadian tabloid, "Mounting News". Apparently Levi Johnston has stated that he may have gotten Chelcea 'in the family way', as Archie Bunk...

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Funny story: Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

Bristol Palin Calls It Quits After Levi Johnston Flirted With Chelsea Clinton

In the continuing saga of 'The Palins', on again, off again, on again and now off again, Bristol Palin has called off wedding plans with Levi Johnston. Apparently Levi was one of those 'secret' people that were invited to the Chelsea Clinton marri...

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Funny story: Brits Shocked By Bill Clinton's Gaunt Appearance At Chelsea's Wedding

Brits Shocked By Bill Clinton's Gaunt Appearance At Chelsea's Wedding

While the Chelsea Clinton wedding may have grabbed the headlines in the States, here in the UK the gossip columnists were far more interested in the appearance of the father of the bride. "He doesn't look very well, does he? Poor love," said Londo...

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Funny story: The Chelsea Clinton Wedding: The One-Liners

The Chelsea Clinton Wedding: The One-Liners

I think that there was a Freudian slip on my invitation to the Chelsea Clinton wedding. Instead of the word "bride," my announcement used the word "bridle." They used to say that "every" bride looks beautiful on her wedding day. After Chelsea Clinton's wedding, that will probably change to "most" brides. Yep, Chelsea Clinton's getting married and Bill and Hillary will someday be grandparents...

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Funny story: Bill and Hillary Clinton Cancel Chelsea's Wedding When They Find Out That Her Husband-To-Be Is A Republican

Bill and Hillary Clinton Cancel Chelsea's Wedding When They Find Out That Her Husband-To-Be Is A Republican

CHAPPAQUA, New York - Well it seems like President Bill and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton's little girl Chelsea will not be getting married on July 31, after all. The elaborate $1 million wedding which was to have taken place on a 50 acre est...

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Funny story: Chelsea Clinton, Afraid Of Wedding Night, To Back Out Of Wedding?

Chelsea Clinton, Afraid Of Wedding Night, To Back Out Of Wedding?

According to the news this morning, Chelsia Clinton is in full meltdown mode after severe panic attacks - that her new hubby will be a cheat! Chelsea told her parents that she has not been sleeping well before her upcoming wedding because, accord...

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Funny story: 'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

'Blushing bride' Chelsea's ugly, corrupt-as-hell and Gennifer Flowers' daughter!

New York - (Whitewater Mystery News): No amount of bullshit spin can hide it. And next weekend's Clinton/Mezvinsky-Lewinsky nuptials caper is oozing karmic payback by the BP barrel load. What actually triggered it may be the oh-so-surreptitious...

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Funny story: Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

Blair's Diabolical Liberty Medal for covering up WMD inspector's heroin addiction

London - (WMD Mess): Feckless IRA-fellating tosser Tony Blair is to be honored with the USA's most prestigeous medal for blatant corruption. Terror accomplice Bill Clinton is to personally present him with the Diabolical Liberty Medal in September...

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Funny story: Clinton Defends Gore on Sex Assault Charges

Clinton Defends Gore on Sex Assault Charges

Former President William Jefferson Clinton-the name he took when he was impeached for lying about a dalliance with an intern-has come to the defense of his vice president Albert Gore. "Look," said Clinton "when an inexperienced massage lady is r...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Bill Clinton Ruins US Soccer Team's Chances at Winning World Cup

Durban, South Africa - Former President Bill Clinton was having the time of his life after the US Soccer Team scored a victory over Algeria, so much so that he decided to stay in town and hang with the fellas until their next match. This could have b...

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Funny story: Helen Thomas' Memoirs Details The Night She Caused Barney Frank To Turn Gay!

Helen Thomas' Memoirs Details The Night She Caused Barney Frank To Turn Gay!

Following closely on the heels of Helen Thomas's abrupt dumping from her job at Hearst Newspapers and a withdrawal of a Presidential invitation to Wednesday Night at the Movies where Michelle was replaying Schindler's List, the disgraced journalist...

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Funny story: Al Gore Dating Susan Sarandon

Al Gore Dating Susan Sarandon

DES MOINES, Iowa - Former Vice-President Al Gore was in Des Moines, Iowa speaking before a gathering of The Iowa Corn Pickers Alliance. Gore was asked if there was any truth to the rumor that he was dating 70s singer Linda Ronstadt. He replied tha...

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Funny story: Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT Have Phone Sex with Joe Sestak!"

Bill Clinton: "I DID NOT Have Phone Sex with Joe Sestak!"

In a harshly worded statement Bill Clinton has denied that he ever offered Joe Sestak a job in the Obama administration. "That Ass," said Clinton, "I called him to ask how things were going and then jokingly asked if he would like a BJ in the W...

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Funny story: Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

Big Ass Mess: Clinton Rammed From Behind On Way to Yale Payday!

The Merritt Parkway was snarled for hours yesterday after a Secret Service vehicle containing Bill Clinton and an unnamed intern was rammed from behind causing the former president undisclosed injuries. Billy Bob was on his way to yet another easy...

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Funny story: Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

Fergie Explains: Bill Clinton Bigger $ Whore Than Me!

The Duchess of York, tracked down on the coast of France where she was hiding out after revealing tapes showing her selling herself for money, claims she got the idea from former President Bill Clinton who proposed auctioning himself off to the highe...

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Funny story: Clinton, Bush Both Listened To Dick During Presidency

Clinton, Bush Both Listened To Dick During Presidency

Although many Americans felt that Dick Cheney told President George W. Bush what to do on many occasions during his presidency, not that many knew the even bigger influence Dick had on Bill Clinton. "I'd be in the Oval office signing a bunch of la...

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Funny story: Supreme Court Agrees With Clinton: Rules "Air Starts" Not Sex

Supreme Court Agrees With Clinton: Rules "Air Starts" Not Sex

Today the Supreme Court, in a divided opinion, ruled that former President Bill Clinton was correct when he stated that, "I did not have sex with that woman." He was referring, of course, to the much publicized air start that he received from Monic...

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