The British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) said increased alcohol taxes was another reason for a sales slump equivalent to 1.8 million pints a day. Overall sales from July to September fell by 7.2% - compared with the same period a year ago, the...
People expected the British pound to lose a few ounces. The housing market surprised no one with its nose dive making used refrigerator corrugated boxes on High Street almost affordable for a family of four. But no one took the shrinkage literally.
American researchers working with mice have discovered that hydrogen sulphide, technically known as 'fart gas', relaxes blood vessels and lowers blood pressure. The gas is one of the principle noxious ingredients in particularly rancid flatulence.
When news broke of the problems at Risley jail, near Warrington in Cheshire (UK), the home office saw an opportunity. The category 'C' training prison (they train people to be prisoners) was investigated in 2007, and the report released this week...
Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers football clubs, known as The Old Firm, have announced today that they are to put their differences aside, in a bid to form a new long-reaching alliance for the better of Scottish football, and for Scotland in genera...
London UK, July 26 2008: Amy Winehouse Ale went on sale today, at some of the finest pubs and drinking establishments in London.
Hundreds of multi-colored 1980's T-top Camaro's, rusty pickup trucks and Mullet wearing trailer park folks have packed the streets of St Louis after Anheuser-Busch Announced its intent to Merge with InBev. Angry mobs have been protesting ou...
Belgium Beer Giant Inbev has purchased Anheiser-Busch. The acquisition was opposed in anti-trust law suits by Coke and Pepsico because of their plans to dominate the global drinking water market.
St. Louis, MO -- Late Wednesday night, the two beer giants met in a secret meeting behind closed doors. Several weeks ago, American brewer Anheuser-Busch rejected Belgian brewer InBev's $46.3 billion offer. After InBev launched a hostile takeov...
Pittsburgh, PA (Pittsburgh Gazeete) - Former Presidential candidate John Kerry has flip-flopped once again.
A - Alcohol: The key to surviving college. B - Beer: The most disgusting alcohol of all, but great for chugging.
After Boris Johnson's controversial decision to ban alcohol on London transport, one 62 year old gentleman is paying a hefty price for 'flouting the ban'.
A teenager who lost his bus ticket has had to walk home from a night out, and was nearly the victim of an unprovoked attack by a drunken mob of slags, according to reports.
Crown Imports LLC reported in a press release today that it has signed an agreement with Republican Ron Paul. Paul will become the company spokesman for its St. Pauli Girl line of beers.
Senator Ted Kennedy has announced his endorsement on Super Sunday. It has yet to be seen whether Kennedy's stamp of approval will translate into victory throughout the 2008 sports season.
Citing potential statistics on Global Warming, environmentalist champion Al Gore challenged the world to halt production of carbonated beverages such as soda and beer. "We must reduce unnecessary CO2 emissions," droned Gore, sipping a flat...
A man was given an ASBO yesterday at Manchester Crown court and also awarded 200 hours of community service for attempting to pass his off own urine as Australian Lager.
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