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Funny story: Thousands of Frozen Bank accounts reported

Thousands of Frozen Bank accounts reported

Thousands of people all around the country are reporting they have frozen bank accounts but this time for once the banks are not to blame.. Customers are turning up at banks with deposit accounts where the pages have been frozen together because o...

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Funny story: Father of Underwear Bomber arrested - alleged 'mastermind of the Nigerian banker email scam'

Father of Underwear Bomber arrested - alleged 'mastermind of the Nigerian banker email scam'

Alhaji Umaru Mutallab, Nigerian banking magnate and father of the failed Underwear Bomber, has been placed under arrest after investigations revealed he is the mastermind behind the Nigerian Letter email banking scam. A source at the US embassy in...

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Funny story: Recovery? Don't Bank on it!

Recovery? Don't Bank on it!

Much has been made of the news that UK banks are planning to reward their staff for their 'hard work' this year. Despite protests in the media - these same banks are claiming that they will lose all their 'talent' if they do not offer competitive bon...

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Funny story: Strikebreaking Banker Sent to Coventry

Strikebreaking Banker Sent to Coventry

The ugly word 'SCAB' is splashed in angry red paint across the front door of Brian Blackleg's Edinburgh mansion, where the defiant bank director, alone among his colleagues, refuses to withdraw his labour in protest at the withholding of their tradit...

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Funny story: Banker sues newspaper for verbal abuse

Banker sues newspaper for verbal abuse

Jim McJimminy, CEO of the Bank of London, has successfully sued the Daily Blah newspaper, for publishing what he describes as "vicious abuse" in a column last month. The newspaper article talked about "greedy corrupt bankers". It said that banking...

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Funny story: Osborne Assures Nervous Bankers

Osborne Assures Nervous Bankers

George Osborne, the weaker half of the 'Dark Side' duo aims to reassure City financial bosses that they still have claim to all of the Her Majesty's tax income in a key address helping to 'keep politics as corrupt and inequitable as it should be'.

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Funny story: UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery

UK Bank in blatant 'Trick or Treat' thievery

One of the country's high street banks is getting into the festive swing with a special Halloween promotion. Royal and Midland Bank of NatLand will celebrate the recently adopted Transatlantic tradition of blackmail and extortion, better known as...

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Funny story: Man catches bank in fraud

Man catches bank in fraud

Hartford, Conn. - A man walked into the bank yesterday, and said that he had some money that he wanted to have kept safe, and how much would they charge him to guard it for him. He was quite surprised when he was told that they would pay him, and...

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Funny story: Banks Lobby Congress For Law Making Credit Card Defaulters indentured Servants

Banks Lobby Congress For Law Making Credit Card Defaulters indentured Servants

In what seems like an unprecedented move the bank lobby is pressing both the House and the Senate to pass sweeping legislation to designate all citizens who are in default on their credit cards as indentured servants. The legislation will affect mil...

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Funny story: Bank won't "lend a hand"

Bank won't "lend a hand"

Tampa, Florida - A man with a check to cash deliberately tried to circumvent the policies that his bank had in place to combat fraud. He deliberately had himself born with no arms, then tried to cash that check with no thumbprint. He also mocked the...

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Funny story: Elderly man sells life insurance to bank...receives loaded thirty-eight by UPS

Elderly man sells life insurance to bank...receives loaded thirty-eight by UPS

A Louisberg resident sold his life insurance policy to the Rob-u-quick Bank last month after seeing the ads on TV targeted to seniors. Mr. T. J. Mc Corkle of Louisburg, NC and his wife of forty-seven years were having a hard time living on their smal...

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Funny story: Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Alleged Bank Robbery

Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders In Alleged Bank Robbery

Police in Denver, Colorado have issued arrest warrants for six cheerleaders after a daring raid on a city bank this morning, in which 16 customers were assaulted, and three more had their faces sat on. The incident came only hours after the Dallas...

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Funny story: China invents new method of capital punishment

China invents new method of capital punishment

Beijing, China - Apart from the usual communistic practices, China has invented a new method of capital punishment. A pool is filled with saltwater and the condemned are placed in the pool. This is done on a day in which storms are expected.

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Funny story: Iceland monetizes whalemeat

Iceland monetizes whalemeat

Reykjavík - News on the warf from the fishing captain of the Smelly Gut fishing vessel here, Captain Vjernikisivk is that his whalemeat is soon to be the coin of the realm. With the demise of the Icelandic monetary system, and the closing of all...

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Funny story: Bank to takeover Federal Reserve System

Bank to takeover Federal Reserve System

Sioux Falls (DP) - In an unanimous vote, the Senate approved a privately owned bank to takeover the Federal Reserve to manage the nation's money supply. Obama said, "It is time to cut the friction of the middleman out and work directly with the n...

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Funny story: Monkeys to Regulate Banks

Monkeys to Regulate Banks

In a spectacularly brave move, British Chancellor and All round purveyor of Cock Cheese Alistair Darling has announced that he intends to head the Tories off at the pass and revolutionise Financial Regulation before the next election. In plans ann...

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Funny story: Ronnie Biggs freed from Prison....and then robs 3 Banks

Ronnie Biggs freed from Prison....and then robs 3 Banks

Recently released from Prison, Ronnie Biggs, the famed Great Train Robber, has sent the British Justice system into chaos today, by robbing 3 banks and fleeing to Rio. The man who was freed on compassionate grounds due to being an a invalid, follo...

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