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Funny story: Giant Indonesian Baby May Reach "Terrible Twos" Stage in Matter of Days

Giant Indonesian Baby May Reach "Terrible Twos" Stage in Matter of Days

Kisaran, Indonesia - The body of the mother of a giant Indonesian baby was discovered in her house in a mummified state today, just days after she gave a caesarian birth to a 19.2 pound 24.4 inch baby boy and released from the hospital. "Despite...

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Funny story: Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

Tourists crowd to see giant Texan baby

AUSTIN, Tx - A giant newborn Texan has become a tourist attraction, with thousands of people crowding a hospital to see the 87 kilogram (192 pound) baby boy, his mother said Friday. Billy Jo Bubba, Texas's heaviest-ever baby, who is 620 centimetre...

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Funny story: Jenna Elfman Pregnant With Four Different Kids

Jenna Elfman Pregnant With Four Different Kids

Jenna Elfman won't just be acting when she plays a pregnant woman in a new CBS sitcom this fall. She's expecting her second child in real life. She is also cast as a pregnant woman in the new movie, "The Elfman Baby" due out in early 2010 and in...

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Funny story: Local Woman Refuses To Answer Any Questions About Relationship With Michael Jackson

Local Woman Refuses To Answer Any Questions About Relationship With Michael Jackson

Local woman Patricia Pinkleton, 49, has refused to answer any questions put to her about an alleged relationship with dead pop icon Michael Jackson. Mrs. Pinkleton, from number 29 Handbury Street, is known locally as somebody who listens to the ra...

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Funny story: Babies Aren't Cute Says Father Of Newborn

Babies Aren't Cute Says Father Of Newborn

Anti-baby campaigner George C Cain told TheSpoof.com today that there is nothing cute about babies. "A one-off gave birth to my child tonight," a shuddering Cain told us. "We didn't have a relationship, but we did sleep together as I recall, and t...

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Funny story: Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

Boy Spends 9 months trapped inside Woman

A baby boy wasted 9 precious months of his life trapped within the belly of his mother, a court was told. The child - who cannot be named for legal reasons - was trapped during all that time and only fed from nutrients he scrounged from the mother...

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Funny story: Babies Or Monkeys? The Debate Hots Up

Babies Or Monkeys? The Debate Hots Up

Following on from a TV documentary which depicted American couples who prefer to adopt monkeys to children, the British Baby Company (BBC) has lashed out with a stinging critical left hook at the monkey supporters. "What these people are doing is...

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Funny story: Baby biscuits ditched

Baby biscuits ditched

Food maker, Bull & Fence is to discontinue a biscuits range for babies which was found to contain Food. The Children's Food Campaign discovered it was among more than 50 products with higher-than-suggested levels of Food. Obesity The Foo...

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Funny story: Baby meat cults on the rise

Baby meat cults on the rise

Rich people have been eating babies in hopes of staying younger. If you think the current economic downturn is creating new debt for generations to come, think again. Babies are once again on the menu as international bankers and the IMF sit to cho...

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Funny story: Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Throw Your Baby Out With The Bath Water! NOW!

Beijing, China - A leading Scientist is urging parents to go ahead and throw their babies out with the bath water after reports that baby toiletries laced with cancer-causing chemicals could have contaminated their children. Doctor Vincent Van Nor...

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Funny story: Scientists Discover that Breastfeeding Has Surprising Effects

Scientists Discover that Breastfeeding Has Surprising Effects

Scientists at the Dolly Parton institute of Nipple sucking have been pawing, nuzzling and groping their way through research on the long term effects of breast feeding. Since infants take so darn long to grow up, researchers used themselves as the te...

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Funny story: Pensioner Attacked

Pensioner Attacked

A boy faces charges after allegedly striking a man with a balloon in an argument over manners. Police told the Crap Times that a 78-year-old man leaving a primary school on Monday morning held the door open for a 3-year-old boy. Police said the 3-...

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Funny story: Child father known to Police

Child father known to Police

Baby-father Alfie was well known to police before becoming "father" to a baby, Police have revealed. The 12-year-old was cautioned for dealing drugs at age 3 years, spent six months inside at age 5 for stealing cars and joyriding, was arrested fo...

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Funny story: Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

Three Foot Tall Thirteen Year-Old Fathers Four Foot Baby

What's it all about Alfie? As if all the bad weather wasn't enough, breaking news reveals that a three foot tall thirteen-year-old has sired a baby, who's a full foot taller than her father already! Baby Daisy tipped the scales at a whopping 56lbs...

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Funny story: "Barack" now most popular baby name

"Barack" now most popular baby name

As expected, the monthly report on new births in the US revealed that Barack was the number one boys name for children born in January. Having seen President Obama ride a wave of popularity over the last six months, the name Barack, arabic in orig...

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Funny story: CIA criticised as baby steals tank

CIA criticised as baby steals tank

Emerging news is that a member of a secret training programme run by the CIA may have turned rogue and taken control of an M1 Abrams battle tank. Reports indicate that in 2000 George W. Bush approved the creation of the CIA proposed "Operation Rat...

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Funny story: Live Baby Found in Manger

Live Baby Found in Manger

Bethleheim, Germany - A parish priest was shocked to find a live baby boy in the manger of his church's Christmas nativity scene today. Father Visual Halle-Lucinations made the shocking discovery in the early hours of the morning as he entered St...

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