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Funny story: Bee of the Bang to be dismantled

Bee of the Bang to be dismantled

After a third injury in two years, the iconic Manchester sculpture the Bee of the Bang is to be dismantled and sold for scrap. The sculpture looks like a frozen firework, but though impressive, current engineering technology has made this ambitiou...

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Funny story: 'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

'Stallion Of The South' - At Last, Art With Balls

It will stand proudly in the Kent countryside, near the New Town Of Ebbsfleet Valley. It will be 164 feet tall, and probably made of concrete and fibreglass. It is the South's answer to 'The Angel Of The North' - a huge statue of a horse which will b...

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Funny story: Mona Lisa Stops Smiling

Mona Lisa Stops Smiling

Paris-- The famous grin is gone. The Mona Lisa finally stopped smiling after over 500 years. Art lovers left the Lube Museum in tears this morning after the discovery. The museum was briefly closed 'for security reasons' but opened later, minus th...

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Funny story: Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Giant White Whores to Greet Cross-Channel Travellers

Residents of Kent were up in arms last night as the latest news on the proposed "Gateway to the South" installation art project became clear. In an attempt to compete with the rusty half-man-half-glider statue (situated just off the A1, somewhere...

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Funny story: Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Horse Statue is a Load of Manure

Residents have expressed fears that they may be dumped on from a great height by a giant horse statue - dubbed the 'Angel of the South' - planned for erection in Ebbsfleet, Kent. A local community group, led by Amrelie Thrick, has so far gathered...

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Funny story: Giant sheep to be "Angel of the West"

Giant sheep to be "Angel of the West"

Yet another art commission has been, er, commissioned, this time for the West of the country in Welsh Wales. The "Swansea Sheep", dubbed the Angel of the West - or to give its official title - shaggus wasteus publicus moneycus - was designed by a...

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Funny story: Another racism row as 'Angel of South' is big white whorse

Another racism row as 'Angel of South' is big white whorse

Ebbsfleet, Kent - (Equine Ass Mess): A new racism row erupted today as ex-Turner Prize winner Mark Wallinger's giant white whorse (sic) won a new £20 million SE England pubic art commission dubbed the 'Angel of the South'. The 164ft carbon-fibre s...

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Funny story: Dyslexic Artist Jailed for 3 years

Dyslexic Artist Jailed for 3 years

A young french artist Henri Baptiste aged 26 has been found guilty of faking major works of art by the Prefecture de Justice in Nantes France and sentenced to 3 years imprisonment. Artworks originally by famous French artists such as Monet, Pissar...

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Funny story: Andrew Wyeth Dies Crawling Across a Field in a Dress

Andrew Wyeth Dies Crawling Across a Field in a Dress

The author of the famous painting of Christina, a crippled woman who dragged herself across her property rather than use a wheelchair, has died. Andrew Wyeth was loved by 19th century realists and pretty much deplored by artists and critics who lived...

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Funny story: Inspirational Painter adds UFOs to pictures

Inspirational Painter adds UFOs to pictures

Placerville, California-Internationaly famous inspirational painter Thomas Kinkade said today that starting immediately, his new paintings will each feature a prominetly displayed UFO. "I was abducted by aliens. I was told to paint these horribly...

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Funny story: Smiley Face Morphs in the 21st Century Economy

Smiley Face Morphs in the 21st Century Economy

The simple bright yellow sphere with its two little black dots and the U shaped curve beneath the dots has been popular the world over as a cheerful icon. The smiley face can be found on countless products and innumerable samples of grafitti. It...

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Funny story: Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Spring Fashion: Painted Camel toes

Paris, France: In a controversial and visually alarming display, Foofi, the designer enfant terrible, has introduced literally painted gentilia and buttocks as his Spring fashion line. Foofi's models paraded the run way with assorted garments coveri...

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Funny story: Mona Lisa Twin Discovered

Mona Lisa Twin Discovered

Florence Italy-- Workmen rehabbing a studio apartment in Florence yesterday made the artistic find of the century. The workers discovered an identical twin to the Mona Lisa hidden behind a brick wall for centuries. The stunning portrait was ver...

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Funny story: Critics pan teen's online suicide

Critics pan teen's online suicide

Long Neck, NY--For a 19-year-old community college student in Long Neck, PerfomanceArtSpace.web was a place to express himself, push the boundaries of art and imagination, and receive (mostly) encouraging feedback. The renovated warehouse, refitted w...

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Funny story: You can Banksy on it!

You can Banksy on it!

Media promoted street vandal 'Banksy' has been revealed as being none other than one time kids TV presenter Tony Harte. 'I faked my stroke several years ago to get out of my TV commitments so that I could concentrate on defacing public property an...

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Funny story: Turner Prize nominee in shortlist shock

Turner Prize nominee in shortlist shock

Roger Me-Butt was today amazed to discover he was nominated to win the Turner Prize. Roger, who had never had a published work of art before, had neglected to empty his ashtray when it was spotted by a judge from the Turner committee. "Quite fr...

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Funny story: Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Da Vinci Porn Revealed

Art detectives, working with thermal global imagery, have uncovered beneath layers of overpainting, a Leonardo da Vinci. "I don't think this will be on general public display", said Art Heritage's Preservation Society spokesperson, Chadwick Wedge...

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