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Funny story: Manchester United Players Don't Make Good Managers, Says Ferguson

Manchester United Players Don't Make Good Managers, Says Ferguson

"Just because a footballer has enjoyed a successful playing career with Manchester United, doesn't mean that he will make it in the field of management." These were the wise words of Manchester United boss, Sir Alex Ferguson, today after his side'...

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Funny story: Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Manchester United "Shitting Themselves" Over Hull City Match

Hull City manager Phil Brown is in confident mood as he plans to take his side to Old Trafford to face champions Manchester United on Saturday, and says Sir Alex Ferguson's team of world-beating superstars are "fairly shitting themselves at the prosp...

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Funny story: Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham To Sue Peterborough United Over Nickname

Victoria Beckham, the wife of that footballer, is to take legal action against Peterborough United Football Club over their nickname, it has been reported. Beckham, who used to be known as Posh Spice when she was a member of all-girl band the Spic...

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Funny story: Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Sunderland's Roy 'Keen' To Kick United Heads In

Manchester United take on Sunderland tomorrow in the game of the weekend with the Black Cats' boss Roy Keane 'champing at the bit' to put one over on his old team-mates and their manager...

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Funny story: Cantona Heading to City

Cantona Heading to City

Eric Cantona is set to join up with his old Manchester United teammate Mark Hughes at Manchester City in the next few days. Former Manchester United hero Cantona has been tipped in recent years to one day take-over the managerial throne from Boss...

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Funny story: Man United undercut Robinho £32.5m transfer and nab top striker for £30k

Man United undercut Robinho £32.5m transfer and nab top striker for £30k

Manchester United have trounced Manchester City to the signing of a new striker for £30,000, slashing the £32.5 million paid for Robinho from Real Madrid. In between chewing pieces of gum with his mouth open, United boss Sir Alex Ferguson was said...

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Funny story: Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

Man Utd loan catering staff to Wigan

After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Games To Go Ahead In August

Sir Alex Games To Go Ahead In August

The Sir Alex Ferguson Games will be held in England this August. The first event will be Teacup Throwing at Mummy's Boys, where competitors throw half-full china cups at blonde men who wear women's clothes, shortly followed by the 90 Minutes...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson Is Just Plain Wrong About Cristiano Ronaldo

Sir Alex Ferguson made a monumental mistake yesterday when, speaking about the Cristiano Ronaldo debacle, the Man Utd boss told the world's Press that "the worst thing that he can do is go to AC Milan".

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Funny story: Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Draw "A Disappointment" Admits Ferguson

Ferguson today admitted that drawing against the Kaiser Chiefs was a disappointing result but fully expected results to improve as fitness improved.

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Funny story: Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United A Pale Shadow Of Their Former Selves After Draw With Kaiser Chiefs

Manchester United, the Premier League Champions, will have to show a marked improvement if they are to mount a serious challenge to retain their title, after a lacklustre performance against Leeds-based side the Kaiser Chiefs.

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Funny story: Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Fergie gives Ronaldo the hair dryer treatment at Euro'08

Sir Alex Ferguson flew out to Basel in Switzerland today in a total rage to confront Cristiano Ronaldo on his desire to leave Manchester United and play for Real Madrid, resulting in the ultimate showdown.

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Funny story: Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Ronaldo To Sign For Manchester City

Cristiano Ronaldo, the Portuguese diver, has shocked and astounded fans of his club Manchester United by announcing that he is to sign for their city neighbours, and fiercest rivals, Manchester City after the Euro 2008 championships are over. Rona...

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Funny story: Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Sir Alex unsure over Bentley switch

Reports coming in from Manchester indicate that united supremo Sir Alex Ferguson is thinking of getting a new car possibly a Bentley.

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Funny story: Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Alex Ferguson To Retire Early

Sir Alex Ferguson, the Manchester United manager, has shocked fans of the Old Trafford club by announcing his intention to retire early - at about 10pm tonight after Springwatch, which is presented by Bill Oddie.

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Funny story: Carlos Tevez furious with Ferguson

Carlos Tevez furious with Ferguson

Carlos Tevez, one of the best strikers in the EPL, is furious with Sir Alex Ferguson because he refused to buy Tevez chocolates at their stay in Switzerland for watching EURO 2008.

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Funny story: Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Cristiano Ronaldo Dive Was Cause Of 'Groundsmen Scuffle'

Reports coming out of Stamford Bridge this afternoon suggest that a dive by Manchester United whinger Cristiano Ronaldo long after fans had gone home was the cause of the scuffle between United players and

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