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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Bigfoot As Running Mate

Aug. 25, 2008 - In an attempt to deflect American voters' attention from the Democratic Party Convention, John McCain today announced his Vice Presidential running mate. With Barack Obama having named Joseph Biden two days ago, McCain named Bigfoot,...

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Funny story: Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Hillary picks self as VP candidate

Sen. Hillary Clinton has announced herself as running mate for Sen. Barack Obama. The Democratic senator was long considered a likely choice for vice president, though some feared Obama might do something stupid like pick a fellow northeasterner a...

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Funny story: McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

McCain picks Glen Campbell as VP candidate

71-year-old Sen. John McCain has picked singer-songwriter Glen Travis Campbell to be his running mate, a controversial choice but one the former naval aviator feels comfortable with, remarking "Hey, I couldn't pick anyone younger than me or I'd look...

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Funny story: Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental carrier pigeon network

Obama's Text Message Alert of his choice for V.P. meant to elude John McCain's transcontinental carrier pigeon network

Phoenix, Arizona - Barack Obama's decision to release the name of his choice for vice president by text message alert and e-mail is a carefully calculated political strategy meant to keep John McCain in the dark, guessing for days who he is running a...

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Funny story: Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."

Cindy McCain: "I'm buying the presidency for John's birthday."

Phoenix, AZ - Cindy McCain, wife of Republican presidential candidate John McCain, told a group of reporters that she is going to buy the presidency of the United States as a gift for John's seventy-second birthday. "I know it's what he really wan...

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Funny story: McCain Names Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as Co- Vices!

McCain Names Britney Spears and Paris Hilton as Co- Vices!

John McCain in a vane attempt at shaking the GOP (Grandpa Old Poopiepants) stigma of old age and incontinence has decided to pack his stable, er, ticket with some celebrity hotties. Political commentators have been unanimous in their positive evaluat...

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Funny story: John McCain Chooses Running Mate

John McCain Chooses Running Mate

After much debate and sitting in the dark listening to sad songs, wannabe presidential hopeful John McCain has decided on his running mate for the post of lackey/vice- president. The job of other guy/vice-president is usually a deciding factor...

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Funny story: Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Clinton T-Shirts Are Off!

Bill Clinton has advised all of Hillary's die hard supporters to remove their Hillary T-Shirts as a sign of support for Barack Obama. State by state, the campaign workers for Senator Clinton have complied as the first ever topless demonstration f...

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Funny story: John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

John McCain To Paris Hilton: "Cosmo, bayatch!"

(Flint-Michigan) First, it was a McCain campaign ad taking a swipe at Barack Obama by comparing him to Paris Hilton. Then, it was Paris Hilton releasing a video, fully clothed for a change, calling McCain a "wrinkly white hair guy." And now it appear...

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Funny story: Barack Obama Announces Vice President

Barack Obama Announces Vice President

After vacation in Hawaii, Barack Obama announced his pick for Vice President. It is a woman, a blond and this should sooth the get even passions of stanch, diehard supporters of Hillary Clinton. However, his vice presidential pick isn't Hillary, but...

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Funny story: McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

McCain Picks Jeb Bush for VP

Tallahassee, Florida (IPP) - John McCain startled the political world today when he picked Jeb Bush to be his Vice Presidential candidate. Jeb Bush is the brother of George W. Bush and was the last governor of Florida. Jeb has been staying in Ta...

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Funny story: Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

Obama Considered Ending Affirmative Action in Quest for National Unity, White Vote

A recording surfaced today from Obama's Unity, PA meeting with Hillary Clinton July 10th revealing that Obama discussed ending affirmative action in order to court the white vote, according to Fox News sources. "We have the black vote in our back...

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Funny story: Obama's lead surges to 100%

Obama's lead surges to 100%

(NBC) - The No Barack Criticism network (a.k.a. NBC) has released an amazing survey. According to the NBC survey Barack Obama has now opened a 100-0 lead over John McCain. When asked about this turn of events Barack Obama replied "really? Even m...

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Funny story: John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

John McCain Gives Thumbs Up To Miley Cyrus' "Breakout"

(Knoxville-TN) Republican Presidential nominee John McCain made what some think is his most telling statement to capture the young vote. It regarded the star of Disney's mega-popular "Hannah Montana" TV franchise, Miley...

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Funny story: Obamarama: Barack Rocks the House In Germany to Massive Crowds

Obamarama: Barack Rocks the House In Germany to Massive Crowds

Before the largest crowd yet of his Change Your Socks World Tour, Democratic presidential contender and hard rocker Barack Obama delivered a dynamic performance at Berlin's Victory Column stadium last night, leaving deli...

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Funny story: Barack to kick off world tour with "Ich bin ein Berliner" and other favorites

Barack to kick off world tour with "Ich bin ein Berliner" and other favorites

Democratic presumptive presidential candidate Barack Obama is preparing to deliver a keynote concert in Berlin on how he sees relations developing between the Free World and the ever-present eastern threat of Communism.

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Funny story: McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

McCain vows to sign on Czechoslovakia to the new missile defense system in Europe as Obama is abroad

Phoenix, Arizona - In order to counter Barack Obama's tour of U.S. troops stationed in Afghanistan, Iraq, and his first official meeting with the leaders of England, France and Germany abroad, back stateside, boot camp McCain has announced today...

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