The White House revealed today that President George W. Bush had been admitted to Walter Reed hospital. Originally slated for an outpatient procedure, Doctor Billy Bobbitt Boudreaux elected to keep the ailing President for an overnight observation.
Washington, D.C. - Reports coming in from the White House have confirmed the suspicions that current president George W. Bush has been thinking of running for re-election in 2004, despite the (hopefully) certainty of his defeat.
Washington D.C. (AP)- Guess who made another presidential boo boo? That's right, George W. Bush made a mess again, and this one won't be fixed by merely changing into unsoiled trousers. Bush has managed to void four years of legislation. How?...
In a press conference Wednesday, Senator John Kerry claimed President George W. Bush has been utilizing dark magic against him. Said Kerry, "Over the past few days, I have been the target of numerous dark magic attacks at the hands of President Bush...
Win or lose the Presidential election, George W. Bush will not be out of work having struck a deal to take over as Pope. Vatican insiders are staying tight-lipped over the much-rumoured deal but journalists on the Holy See's newspaper, L'Osservato...
Warren, MI - Divided on issues such as healthcare, education, and the handling of the war in Iraq, George W. Bush and John Kerry seem to disagree on many key issues in this election year. One particular subject however has recently caught the...
With all the opinions and commentary pertaining to the coming presidential election, it seems that there is a considerable need for a good, objective look at the candidates running for the position of most powerful man in the world. Herein I will attempt to create as fair a stance on our candidates as I can. A list of pros and cons for each runner seems in order. George W. Bush...
DAVENPORT, IOWA - Today, the Bush re-election campaign made a surprising announcment, as they have tabbed popular Saturday Night Live alumnus Will Ferrell to appear as President George W. Bush in the upcoming presidential debates.
President George W. Bush announced today that he has come out in favor of embryonic stem cell research. While anticipating that we may be fighting insurgents in Iraq for the next twenty years, drafting embryos twenty years ahead of time to fight dise...
President George W. Bush, in order to garner more publicity, ate some local food from Iowa-an ear of corn on his campaign. As he described it, it was "the best cucumber I have ever eaten."...
In news breaking from Washington, U.S President George W. Bush has announced the death of Capital Punishment. Addressing the nation on all major networks, he confirmed that it was his long held belief, that the death penalty does not reduce crime.
George W. Bush stunned the world today by openly admitting to being a Culpa. The president confirmed that he is what is termed, a rare 'North Borneon Hunting Culpa'.
Vice President Dick Cheney is considering replacing George W. Bush as his running mate in the upcoming election. Sources in the Republican Party have been meeting in secret with Mr. Cheney in an effort to convince him the George Bush has become a lia...
President George W. Bush, after declining to address the NAACP National Convention, has apparently decided that he has to talk to some African Americans somewhere before the election in November, so he will speak to the National Urban League in Detro...
In a surprise press conference today, President George W. Bush announced the nomination of Satan as his judicial nominee for the 4th District in North Carolina.
\=-President George W. Bush has admitted that he has a "practically nonexistent" relationship with the National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP), citing as his reason that "Black Folks just seem to hate me" and has refused fo...
WASHINGTON (AP) Stung recently by leaks of top-secret communications between the White House and France, President George W. Bush has asked the CIA to install the latest high tech secure phones. The special telecommunications equipment designed by Mi...
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