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Funny story: Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

Clean Sweep for Premiership Stars

English Premiership stars have made a clean sweep in the Most Negative European Players of 2010 awards . The honour, selected by sports journalists in the European Union, is judged on the basis of the number of square or back passes completed per...

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Funny story: Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Aris v City - Hundreds Demand Ticket Refunds

Furious scenes in Salonika yesterday evening ahead of the Aris Salonika v Manchester City Europa League knockout round first leg tie, as hundreds of Aris fans angrily demanded ticket refunds. Apparently, the fans were labouring under the misapprehens...

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Funny story: The Very Well-Endowed (Bosomy) Irina Shayk Graces The Cover of The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

The Very Well-Endowed (Bosomy) Irina Shayk Graces The Cover of The 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue

NEW YORK CITY - One of the most beautiful women to ever come out of Russia is Irina Shayk and she is this years 2011 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue cover girl. Irina Shayk, a 25-year-old stunningly attractive model from Yemanzhelinsk, Russia be...

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Funny story: More Bad News for Dundee FC

More Bad News for Dundee FC

Troubled Dundee F.C. have been hit by more sanctions in their struggle to stay afloat. The First Division club , which went into administration in October 2010 for the second time in 8 years, was given a 25 point penalty by the Scottish Football L...

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Funny story: Summer World Cup for Qatar

Summer World Cup for Qatar

Sepp Blatter has confirmed that the 2022 World Cup in Qatar will definitely be played in the Summer. Despite widespread concerns amongst many of the European national associations at the prospect of their players having to put up with 40C temperat...

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Funny story: Hodgson Sacking Shock

Hodgson Sacking Shock

West Brom manager Roy Hodgson has sensationally been sacked after just 48 hours in charge of the Premiership strugglers. A spokesman for the club stated that "after much soul searching and many sleepless hours, the directors of West Bromwich Footb...

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Funny story: Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

Celtic Conspiracy Theory Latest

The increasingly boring question of whether or not there is conspiracy in Scottish football against Glasgow Celtic took on a sinister turn with the rumour that manager Neil Lennon is set to reveal some even more bizarre claims. Its understood that...

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Funny story: Chicharito's Girlfriend Shakira Bares It All As A Goodwill Gesture of Peace And Harmony Between Colombia and England

Chicharito's Girlfriend Shakira Bares It All As A Goodwill Gesture of Peace And Harmony Between Colombia and England

MANCHESTER - The Colombian belly dancing firecracker Shakira and the Mexican Manchester United footballer Chicharito are celebrating their first month anniversary. Shakira, whose hips have been clocked at 124 miles per hour, told a reporter for Ta...

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Funny story: Sky Sports Latest. Saturday Feb 12th, 2011. 4.45 pm.

Sky Sports Latest. Saturday Feb 12th, 2011. 4.45 pm.

Jeff Stelling - "...And now over to our man Neil McCann at Dens Park, Dundee. Neil was actually on the bench as a trialist but was introduced into the action after 60 minutes. Well into injury time and its still Dundee 1, Raith Rovers 1...." Neil McCann - "Seems like, Jeff. Dundee's got a corner well into...

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Funny story: Jack Wishere Tops Poll

Jack Wishere Tops Poll

In a recent poll of sports journalists throughout the United Kingdom, Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere has been named as "The Latest Young Hopeful Being Touted As The Saviour Of The England National Side Who Will Spectacularly Crumble Under The Crush...

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Funny story: City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

City Legend Mike Summerbee In Sky Sports Meltdown

Former Manchester City star Mike 'Tra-la-la-la' Summerbee had a Keeganesque few minutes today in the Sky Sports studio at Old Trafford following today's Manchester derby. Clearly disappointed, and exuding bitterness, the former City winger finally...

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Funny story: Rooney Wonder Goal Scuppers Sorry City

Rooney Wonder Goal Scuppers Sorry City

Manchester derby games are always tense and tightly contested affairs, and todays Old Trafford clash between the Londoners and their noisy neighbours did little to break the mould. City appeared to have a slight edge in the first half, playing ass...

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Funny story: Bungs Probe Stuns Scottish Football

Bungs Probe Stuns Scottish Football

Scottish football has been rocked by the news that the Scottish Football League is investigating allegations that two of its officials offered to sell their votes in the contest to host the 2011 Alba Cup Final. 2 reporters from The Inversneckie B...

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Funny story: World Cup 2010 Aftermath

World Cup 2010 Aftermath

The fallout from England's disastrous 2010 World Cup campaign rumbles on - the FA has lodged an official complaint to organisers over the failure in security that allowed a fan to enter the England dressing room after the 0-0 draw with Algeria. "T...

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Funny story: Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Football Stars Fall Foul of the Law

Four Manchester City stars have been fined for the same driving offence. Police swooped on the Blues' training ground last week and issued £30 fixed penalty notices to Kolo Toure, Patrick Viera, Shaun Wright-Phillips and Shay Given after observing...

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Funny story: African Nations Cup Fever Builds

African Nations Cup Fever Builds

Kenya football fans in the North Eastern town of Mandera are furious at the Muslim leader Sheikh Khalif Mohammed's decision to close public video halls ahead of the African Nations Cup 2012 qualifiers. Because many Kenyans are too poor to afford s...

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Funny story: Hustle - BBC Show Puts Big Football On The Alert

Hustle - BBC Show Puts Big Football On The Alert

English football authorities will be watching a popular TV show with interest tonight as a team of loveable rogues take a fat cat agent "to the cleaners." BBC's Hustle features a team of grifters who each week punish a greedy crook or unscrupulous...

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