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Funny story: Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Regime change handbook on Venezuela found in Marco Rubio’s trash by garbage truck sleuths

Breaking: A new surveillance op is underway in the US via the garbage truck industry (“Streamline Disposal! We’ve Got Your Crap! Inc.”). All trash is now routinely scanned, sniffed, linked, filed, and joined to facial recognition software at a cus...

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Funny story: Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

Trump Goes Freudian: Calls Mueller A “Preverted Shackle Maniac”

BILLINGSGATE POST: If anyone believed President Trump would throw the towel in after seeing Roger Stone in shackles, they should think again. It was earlier reported that Robert Mueller had approved of a Tomahawk Missile strike on Roger Stone i...

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Funny story: Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Scientists Cautiously Pessimistic about Climate Change

Following publication of the most recent U.S. government climate assessment report, scientists are cautiously pessimistic regarding the impact of global warming. “I’m not going to sugarcoat things,” said climatologist Robert Garland, Ph.D., “but...

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Funny story: Pink Floyd Music Actually a Premonition of Trump’s Reign

Pink Floyd Music Actually a Premonition of Trump’s Reign

Pink Floyd biographer, Syd Gilmore Mason, recounted how many songs of the band predicted many facets of Donald Trump and his stranglehold on global politics. “On our first album we had the tune “Interstellar Overdrive” which described Trump’s earl...

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Funny story: Why Can’t Furloughed Government Employees Just Tap Their Foundation Monies Like Everyone Else Does?

Why Can’t Furloughed Government Employees Just Tap Their Foundation Monies Like Everyone Else Does?

I’ve been hearing a lot about the hardships facing civil service employees during this regrettable Democrat-led shutdown of our government, and I understand and empathize with your struggles to pay mortgages, bi-weekly Florida golf outings, and three...

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Funny story: U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

U.S. Government Announces Going Out-of-Business Sale

Although the United States government’s historic 35-day shutdown will soon be coming to an end, because the financial repercussions of the shutdown have done irreparable damage, the government has announced a going-out-of-business sale. Vice Presi...

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Funny story: President Trump Concedes Defeat Over Shutdown

President Trump Concedes Defeat Over Shutdown

In one of the longest-running games of political chess ever, US President Donald Trump has 'bowed to the inevitable', 'knocked over his king', and conceded defeat to the far more resilient Democratic Party. Trump and the Democrats had been engaged...

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Funny story: Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Kim Jong-Un is Mad at All the Attention Trump is Getting

Seoul, South Korea South Korean hackers have listened to conversations with North Korea's Kim Jong-Un, China's Xi Jinping, and Russia's Vladimir Putin. The phone calls actually came through on the cheap transistor radios the South Koreans use. "K...

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Funny story: Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

Hillary Clinton swears herself in as US President following example from Venezuela

On Wednesday, opposition leader Juan Guaido, of Venezuela, swore himself in as interim president, replacing Nicolas Maduro. Maduro was elected president May, 2018, with a plurality of over 60%, but from a fairly low turnout, in what the Guaido for...

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Funny story: Trump Outlaws New "Trump Filter" That is Popular in the Scientific Community

Trump Outlaws New "Trump Filter" That is Popular in the Scientific Community

Secret Scientist Hideout Scientists, after determining that there was no cure available for whatever it is that Trump has, have begun using a "Trump Filter" that filters out any mention of Trump, his family, and his businesses. Trump has been told th...

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Funny story: Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Rump Chump Denies Meddling In Russian Rillette Probe

Tamper, Florida - (Rumpy-Dumpy News): Bob Mueller’s Rasher Inquiry took a dramatic new turn today with the arrest of an old mucker pal of President Don T Rump. Ex-GOP pork bellies peddler Roger Stoned got a 6am federal house call at his Tamper, F...

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Funny story: Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

Federal Employee Fired For Making Spelling Mistake On Placard

A federal employee who took part in a demonstration against the ongoing shutdown of the government, has been fired for making a spelling error and a catastrophic grammatical mistake on a placard he was holding. The man, John Typo, of Albany, NY, w...

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Funny story: Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Trump Didn't Realize That During a Government Shutdown, the FBI and the Mueller Investigations Would Still Continue

Washington, D.C. President Trump lost a little spring in his step when it was revealed that the Mueller Investigation would continue because its funding isn't affected during a government shutdown. Trump was even more nervous when he found out th...

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Funny story: Eric and Donnie, Jr. Trump Talk to Their Dad About Ending the Shutdown

Eric and Donnie, Jr. Trump Talk to Their Dad About Ending the Shutdown

Washington, DC The President's sons, Eric and Donnie, Jr., have decided to talk to their father about opening the government back up. "Donnie was going to take me to the zoo today for my birthday, and when we got there it was closed! Donnie used h...

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Funny story: President Trump Delivers State Of The Union Address On Twitter

President Trump Delivers State Of The Union Address On Twitter

The annual US State of the Union address read by the president, has never been given later than 12 February, but after political analysts had earlier predicted that this year's speech may have been as late as Christmas, President Trump took matters i...

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Funny story: Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

Democrats Ready To Talk About Wall Construction Dates

After months of ridiculing the idea of President Donald Trump's Mexican border wall, and refusing him the funds to pay for it, the Democrats have, today, softened their attitude somewhat, and now seem ready to talk about possible dates for its constr...

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Funny story: Trump Proposes Again

Trump Proposes Again

Tuesday, President Trump and Republican Senate Majority Leader, Bitch McConnell offered a compromise to Democrats to end the five-week-old government “partial” shutdown. It is referred to as a partial shutdown because employees at the White House, Ai...

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