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Funny story: Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

Trump stuns: Pardons of Arpaio, Bernie & Charles---The art of the pardon!

In a video today President Donald Trump, once again, shocked and dismayed America. In a voice that, at the least, tried to be dramatic. Trump said in a voice eerily similar to Moms Mabley's famous rendition of Abraham, Martin and John that he was par...

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Funny story: Trump claims Hurricane Harvey is fake news!

Trump claims Hurricane Harvey is fake news!

In an early morning statement President Donald Trump stated that Hurricane Harvey was fake news generated by CNN to keep him out of the news cycle! After an early morning tweet Trump followed it up by issuing the following through his press secre...

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Funny story: Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Donald Trump Is Not A Bimbo

Just because he can't call an American Nazi a terrorist, or a white supremest a terrorist, the World International Society of Psychiatry and Stability, announced that they do not believe that Donald Trump's bone spurs, (the same bone spurs that secur...

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Funny story: Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Those who can, Lead. Those who can't, just keep campaigning...

Mistaking the Presidency for a popularity contest that he hasn't even won yet, president Trump continues to work the crowds in an apparent attempt to dodge doing any real work. "I've done more than any President up to this point in history," Tru...

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Funny story: Trump Meets with Mexican President

Trump Meets with Mexican President

Wash. D.C.- President Trump met with Mexican President Enrique Pe├▒a Nieto at the White House on Monday. The meeting was to be a discussion on US/Mexico relations, the proposed Wall along our mutual border, who was to pay for said Wall, and many o...

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Funny story: Professor Henry Higgins Takes Donald Trump In Hand

Professor Henry Higgins Takes Donald Trump In Hand

"Now, Donald, I have prepared a few simple exercises for you [handing him a printed card]. Start at the top, and read all the way through." "I condemn the racists and neo-nazis and white supremacists who . . . Listen, I know that the fake media want to distort everything I say . . ." "No, no, no! That is unacceptable. You absolutely must stay on message. Start over from the beginning."...

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Funny story: Class action against the Whitehouse™ filed as thousands of children blinded watching the eclipse, after followng Presidential example and looking at it without safety glasses

Class action against the Whitehouse™ filed as thousands of children blinded watching the eclipse, after followng Presidential example and looking at it without safety glasses

After the sterling example of Presidential leadership by doing what everyone had been saying not to do for weeks, thousands of children have looked at the eclipse and gone blind. Parents are outraged that despite the good educational work of scien...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem

Trump.com™ launches pre-emptive nuclear attack on Guam after he heard it on Fox & Friends it was part of the North Korean problem

Trump.com™ is said to very upset that North Korea is ignoring his deathly powerful tweets and his tiny ego is so incensed he has ordered a nuclear strike against Korean territories in Guam. It has been confirmed that Guam as we know it is ba...

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Funny story: Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Trump's secret plan to restart draft

Not mentioned in President Donald Trump's televised speech to the nation announcing a stepped up war in Afghanistan was his secret plan to restart the draft. This time, with approval from a willing Republican majority in congress, women will be requi...

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Funny story: Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist nearly accidentally writes the truth

Fake news journalist Edgar Blyton, not his real name, came close to accidentally publishing a true story last week in Illustrated Lies Magazine. "It's not that I intended to write the truth" the fake Blyton said, "I was in the middle of writing some...

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Funny story: After Monuments disband and flee US Corporate CEO's follow suit and flee the Very Very White-house

After Monuments disband and flee US Corporate CEO's follow suit and flee the Very Very White-house

After the recent spate of Southern Monuments fleeing the oncoming waves of Ne-Nazis, US Corporate CEO's have followed suit and disbanded The Business Nazi Councils in Washington. It appears as though the 2 now demised Presidents Councils were invi...

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Funny story: Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Putin & Trump Love Affair Is Beginning To Stink

Apparently, the Putin & Trump love affair is beginning to stink. Not like roses and lolly pops, but smell rich with suspicion. What could Trump owe Putin in dollars, real estate, votes, or pee videos, to make him appear oblivious to Putin's knock...

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Funny story: Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Bannon considering sacking Trump.com™

Despite fake news reports to the contrary Trump.com™ hasn't yet sacked Bannon due to, Your Fired Constipation Syndrome™ as previously reported. Sensing a small window of dirty politics opportunity Bannon has decided to go on the offens...

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Funny story: Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

Donald Trump tweets tribute to Bruce Forsyth

President Trump has used his Twitter account to express his deep sadness at the death of veteran British entertainer Sir Bruce Forsyth, who died yesterday at the age of 89. Sir Bruce has been a star of British television for decades and much-loved...

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Funny story: NIH Identifies Source of Infection

NIH Identifies Source of Infection

Scientists at the National Institutes of Health announced today that they have identified the source of the mysterious infection that has brought down members of the administration. After analyzing blood and other bodily fluids taken from Sean Spi...

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Funny story: Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Thousands Add Name to Trump Do Not Call List

Washington, D.C. - Scores of Americans have registered with a new "Trump Do Not Call List" which prevents Donald Trump from ever calling them. The database opens today. The initiative was sponsored by GOP Senators McCain, Flake, Collins, Corker,...

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Funny story: Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Trump Files for Moral Bankruptcy

Washington, DC - President Donald Trump filed for moral bankruptcy today. The nation accepted the filing. Demanding a "fresh start", Trump tweeted, "I get out of every problem by filing for bankruptcy. Today is no different." The bankruptcy f...

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