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Funny story: Comedy? Don't make me laugh!

Comedy? Don't make me laugh!

Following news about Lee Evans record breaking attempt to play in front of more than 15,000 people, squeaky voiced yokel Joe Pasquale has said: 'I see your 15,000, and I raise you 15,001'.

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Funny story: European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise

European Delicacies Cause Scouse Demise

It appears Liverpool have fallen foul of a bad batch of Turkey twizzlers with defeat against Besiktas leaving their European dream hanging by a thread.

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Funny story: English People Don't Know Who Ron Paul Is

English People Don't Know Who Ron Paul Is

At least, that's the result of a street poll carried out in the capital, London, this week.

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Funny story: World Series Results not a Surprise

World Series Results not a Surprise

It was a World Series for the ages: the Green Monster, the Curse of the Bambino, Snow at Coors Field, Fenway Park, the Ghost of Bill Buckner, 21 wins in 22 games, Denver's play off sweeps, Bloody Sock 2, The Old Timers versus The First Timers, &q...

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Funny story: Worm Epidemic Threatens British Way of Life

Worm Epidemic Threatens British Way of Life

The government today unveiled a new law which makes it illegal for people to scratch their own bottoms.

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Funny story: Male Stars, Taking Cue From Britney, Shed Underwear

Male Stars, Taking Cue From Britney, Shed Underwear

Frustrated by all the attention today's starlets are getting for their panty-free public adventures, an increasing number of male stars has begun making the nightclub rounds sans underwear.

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Funny story: Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Performance Enhancing Drugs in the Workplace

Washington Depot, CT (AP) - Concerns that doped employees are exercising an unfair advantage over their co-workers and violating the ideals of teamwork follow the rise in coffee use.

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Funny story: Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Britney Spears sets Vagina on fire - blamed for California blaze

Pop princess Britney Spears' life has been on one long downward spiral over the past few years but now she has definitely hit rock bottom after "accidentally" setting fire to her vagina at her Malibu home.

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Funny story: Iran safe... for now.

Iran safe... for now.

A great weight lifted from the shoulders of Iranian officials today as the US announced the missile defense system is still on track, despite opposition from Russia.

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Funny story: Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Northern Rock: Desperate Applegarth in Adult Vontose Plea

Beleaguered bank Northern Rock, and its beleaguered boss Adam Applegarth, last night issued a beleaguered statement in one final desperate beleaguered attempt at explaining the crisis that has hit the beleaguered bank. In a strange and frantic move A...

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Funny story: Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Ted Kennedy Proposes New Drunk Driving Lane

Boston, MA (USA Today) - Senator Ted "I'll drink to that" Kennedy has proposed the addition of DUI Lanes to all interstate freeways.

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Funny story: Iceland Moves to Brazil

Iceland Moves to Brazil

Citing a growing dissatisfaction with the cold weather, the country of Iceland moved this week to Brazil. There was little fanfare, in fact, few outsiders knew it happened till it was done.

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Funny story: "Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

"Its a lie!" Asserts Enraged new Irish supremo

Co Kildare, Ireland. Maurice Ball, rumoured to have been appointed the new Irish football coach angrily, if somewhat incomprehensibly,denied today that he had got the lucrative job while engaged in a marathon drinking session in a pub in the CO. Kild...

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Funny story: Staunton And Bobby To Open Chip Shop

Staunton And Bobby To Open Chip Shop

Following the unsurprising announcement of Steve Staunton's departure as manager, Big Stan is taking the most unlikely of career changes by opening up a chip shop.

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Funny story: Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

Gordon Ramsey set to buy ailing Little Chef Restaurant Chain

At a hurriedly convened Press Conference held this morning Wednesday 24th October 2007 at the Dorchester Hotel, London it was announced that Gordon Ramsey's Restaurant Business, The KinHell Group of Companies where about to launch a bid for the a...

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Funny story: Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Asians More Likely To Ride Scooters - Report

Asians, and particularly Indians, are more likely to be scooter riders, says a new government report out today.

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Funny story: Hussein's Blackberry and Ipod Found

Hussein's Blackberry and Ipod Found

News out of Baghdad that the Blackberry owned by the former ruler of the country has been found along with his gold encrusted iPod. The finder of the items has described in detail how he came across these priceless pieces of history.

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