WASHINGTON, D.C. - At a press conference outside his home, Mikhail Gobachev agreed with American thinking. "Obama is definitely a commie," he said. "Oh yes. He hasn't killed millions, but yes a communist." He pointed out facts about the new hea...
Washington DC: President Obama signed the Spending Termination and Mandate Prevention (STAMP) Act of 2011. The STAMP Act was negotiated with House Speaker Boehner (R-OH) and Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) to severely limit federal spending and un...
The Obama administration has changed the, Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy placed by Bill Clinton during his stint in the oval office. The Don't Ask, Don't Tell, policy originally came from the draft board asking potential soldiers if they had homosexu...
Saying "I finally ged it", former muscle-man and Mr.Universe, Ahnold Schwarzenegger now wants to be a part of President Barack Obama's Administration. The waxy-looking former California Governor told reporters he'd love a post in the "scrawny, gir...
(District of Columbia) - This year's Christmas in Washington television special featured none other than Mariah Carey dressed up as a wrapped-in-red box-with-bow for the President and First Family. Ms. Carey jetted in for the event immediately aft...
Washington - President Obama used his 20th job summit as a chance to network with some important CEOs. "It doesn't look like I will have a job after the election of 2012, so I used my position as president to invites some very important CEOs to th...
Superfriends Sarah Palin and John Boehner believe they have figured out the "what", the "who", and the "when" -- but the "where" and the "how" remain sketchy. Palin: "I have a source of good intelligence who tells me that those three (Santa Claus,...
President Obama gazed down from the icy bridge into the swirling frigid waters of the Potomac below him. In the darkness of the night the distance between him and its whirlpools seemed vast. He was at an end. The difficulties of his Presidency seemed as dark, endless and foreboding as the waters he looked down upon. The constant assault and harassment by foes, the never ending undermining by th...
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, has responded to a question about whether the President thinks it's wise to take the gas guzzling Air Force One to Hawaii for Christmas when the country is reeling with double digit unemployment and $3.00 per gallon gas.
With Congressional agreement to extend the Bush Era tax cuts, thanks in large part to actual non-partisan "you show me yours and I'll show you mine" negotiations, President Obama's internal poll shows immediate and firm growth, bringing satisfaction...
Cerebrating his first executive success since he was elected, President Obama is sending VP Joe Biden and Trade Envoy Hho Nhu Bill Wen to Afghanistan to help celebrate Harmid Karzai's ever expanding empire of capitalistic enterprises. Karzi, who i...
Buckingham Palace sources have revealed that the US President and First Lady will not receive an invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. This is despite the fact that US Presidents attended the weddings of Prince Charles and P...
Chrysler was forced to recall almost 400,000 popular mini-vans after dealers reported customer complaints of body rattles discovered to be discarded empty beer cans stashed in wheel wheels, under the spare tire, and in headliners. The problems f...
Sources close to Dr. Viscount Billingsgate revealed to the renowned holder of 12 Doctorates that Julian Assange, purportedly arrested for the trumped-up charges of violating the vaginal sanctity of two scum bag Swedish heifers, threatened to reveal a...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - White House Press Secretary Cal Colfax has verified that President Barack Obama has in fact booked the Saudi Arabian hip hop rap band Camel Carl & The Desert Rag Headz to perform at the Annual White House Christmas Party. Co...
Washington - Ralph Nader is thinking about running for president, again, because the other four times he ran and didn't win were simply due to poor voter turnout. This time things will be differently. Mr. Nader even went as far as saying he didn'...
Washington - President Obama admitted to the press the other day that he is whipped. His wife tells him when he can do press conferences and when he can play basketball with the guys. "I already made my wife wait an hour, so I need to leave, or I...
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