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Funny story: Waller To Be New Bond

Waller To Be New Bond

It was controversially announced today that fat former pop star and prize pig herder Rick Waller will become the new James Bond.

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Funny story: Mourinho and Ball earmarked as Staunton and Robsons successors

Mourinho and Ball earmarked as Staunton and Robsons successors

Jose Mourinho and Maurice Ball have been installed as the bookies favourite to succeed Steve Staunton and Bobby Robson as the new management team to manage the Republic of Ireland football team.

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Funny story: Spoof writer accidentally writes accurate story - and gets job offer!

Spoof writer accidentally writes accurate story - and gets job offer!

An article entitled "Norman Invasion A Lie!" by writer Mike Kreffel, which blasted the notion of Frenchmen having invaded England in 1066 and blamed the invasion on Vikings instead, was exposed as THE TRUTH

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Funny story: J.K. Rowling Outs Other Characters

J.K. Rowling Outs Other Characters

Recently, best selling author J.K. Rowling announced that the Dumbledore character in her best selling Harry Potter books is gay, shocking many fans of the popular series. But apparently, Rowling has more light to shed on gay characters in childrens&...

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Funny story: Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Ireland PM Ahern gets massive payrise

Bertie Ahern, the Prime Minister - or Taoiseach as he is referred to in his home country - has been given a pay rise. This fact in itself is nothing too dramatic but what makes it particularly interesting is the fact that he is now b...

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Funny story: Senior nurses given "licence to kill"

Senior nurses given "licence to kill"

The Government is giving senior nurses the right to kill patients. They will be armed with Walther PPK death syringes and given code names beginning with "00".

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Funny story: Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

Christmas Under Threat From Global Warming

There are only 59 shopping days left until Christmas, but don't get carried away just yet, because it may be cancelled altogether - due to nasty old Global Warming.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan Recruited by Al Quaeda!

In recent months Al-Qaeda's leaders in Iraq have had their worst fears come to pass, they are running out of people stupid enough to be suicide bombers and have had to resort to recruiting U.S. Congressmen.

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Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Funny story: United States says "we will never leave our nuclear rights"

United States says "we will never leave our nuclear rights"

While addressing the United Nations Security Council, Mr. Bush said: "we will defend our nuclear rights, no country including Iran can derail ourselves from our rights."...

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Funny story: New EU Tax Hits Britain's Extra Hour in Bed

New EU Tax Hits Britain's Extra Hour in Bed

THE GOVERNMENT was thrown on to the defensive last night as evidence emerged that it was willing to agree to a new EU tax on UK daylight saving when the clocks go back one hour on Sunday.

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Funny story: Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Chinese Hire Senator Craig to Design New Olympic Sport: "Johnny Foot Tapping"

Beijing - Chinese Officials are constantly looking for ways to make the Summer Olympics in China something special. Today they added a new experimental sport designed by U.S. Senator Craig, tentatively called "Johnny Foot Tapping".

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Funny story: Mice, rabbits living longer, healthier lives

Mice, rabbits living longer, healthier lives

Thanks to advances in medicine, mice and rabbits are now free from cancer, heart disease and other illnesses and are now living longer, healthier and more productive lives, according to researchers from the nation's top pharmaceutical companies.

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Funny story: Cut-Price Bishops Not Up To The Job

Cut-Price Bishops Not Up To The Job

The Archbishop of Canterbury has confirmed that the Church of England has cancelled its controversial supply contracts with various Eastern European states.

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Funny story: South Dakota National Guardsman AWOL from firefighting duty in California

South Dakota National Guardsman AWOL from firefighting duty in California

Not to be outdone by the outpouring of relief from other states in the wake of the calamity in California a single South Dakota National Guardsman was dispatched to California to provide assistance to help fight fires and coordinate aid for victims o...

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Funny story: Survivorman Shows How to Survive Around Cape Canaveral

Survivorman Shows How to Survive Around Cape Canaveral

Cape Canaveral, Florida (IP) - The next Survivorman Show will inform viewers how to survive a Shuttle launch as well as survival tips for the Cape Canaveral area.

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Funny story: Hard Shoulder given Cold Shoulder

Hard Shoulder given Cold Shoulder

Now that the Highways Agency have come up with the brilliant plan of opening up the hard shoulder on some of the UK's busiest motorways, hundreds of motorists have lodged complaints - they're queuing up!

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