Placid marijuana users across the globe have reacted angrily to revelations that the US President, George W. Bush, may have smoked dope.
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush told reporters yesterday that he plans to request a new dollar design from the White House's graphic arts department.
America's problematic "Man on Mars" project was finally cancelled yesterday, just over a year after President George W. Bush had announced it to a stunned space community.
A team of geneticists from Princeton University yesterday claimed to have proved "beyond reasonable doubt" that President George W Bush is in fact the world's first cloned human being. The team spent six months laboriously cross-checkin...
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WASHINGTON - Doug Wead, who secretly taped nine hours of phone conversations with George W. Bush, told The New York Times yesterday, "There's more where those came from." Wead, a former Amway distributor and Assemblies of God minister, said th...
In the latest (and hopefully final) twist in the Jeff Gannon/ James Guckert story, or ‘The Gift That Keeps on Giving' as most satirical websites prefer to think of it, Mr. Guckert is reportedly considering legal action against the Liberal web blogger...
Conservative Christian Groups are reportedly "shocked and saddened" by the treatment fellow Gay Conservative Republican Jeff Gannon is receiving from the Liberal Press. Mr. Gannon, whose real name is James Guckert, has recently been the target of num...
The flap over the White House allowing James Guckert, the Gay Escort and Conservative Christian White House reporter formerly known as Jeff Gannon, into it's daily press briefings continues. It will be remembered that reporter really wishes that he...
USP (United Spoof Press)- Reports that a writer for a hot website dedicated for hosting fake news reports, The Non-News Network, has finally realized that George W. Bush is Truly the president. Ewrin D. Carlson Who goes by the writer pseudoname, Dir...
Wadington (Spoof International News) Howard Dean was today defeated in his bid to become Chairman of the Democratic National Committee by none other than the write-in candidate, George W. Bush.
WASHINGTON - President George W. Bush has asked Private Deanna Allen, the winsome Camp Bucca flasher, to return the purple heart she has been wearing on the army's mud wrestling circuit in Iraq. Allen, who wrestles in the D-cup class, wears the medal...
I think that it must be better to be a high school student here than in Iraq. I mean, here you can publish whatever you want, and, because of the first amendment, no one can do anything to you. For example I could say right now that George W. Bush smoked illegal drugs and is an alcoholic and I wont get beaten up for it. But if I was a high school student in Iraq and I said that we should become a...
WASHINGTON (AP) President George W. Bush was taken to Walter Reed Army Medical Center today just after his staff finished the morning news briefing. The president was listening to Karl Rove read the main headlines in USA Today - the only paper Mr. Bu...
The White House revealed yesterday that President George W. Bush had purchased the Popemobile during a late night Web browsing session with his twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.
WASHINGTON - Despite a heavy snow storm and a sore throat suffered when he almost choked on his inauguration speech, President George W. Bush braved a limousine ride through Washington streets to attend the annual Alfalfa Club dinner. Founded in 1913...
WASHINGTON - During a break in the dancing at last night's Executioner's Ball, President George W. Bush told a group of Texas supporters he was beginning to suspect "a definite left-wing bias" in the way his administration is covered by the satirical...
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