The Scottish Football Association has announced that it is making available a "panic button" application on its website. As concerns mount at the increasing number of clubs who could slip into administration, the football authorities up North are...
The Scottish Premier League have threatened Rangers with the "severest of sanctions" should the Glasgow club slip into administration. The cash strapped outfit may be plunged into administration if HMRC insist on payment of a multi million pound t...
Tottenham Hotspur have announced that plans to re-inflate club manager Harry Redknapp's face have been called off. A spokesperson for the North London club revealed yesterday, the day that came before today, that an engineer working on the specially...
One of Scotland's most proud heritages could go bust, Rangers F.C. Footie giants in Scotland and minnows around the world face a dire financial period hoping that the Inland Revenue doesn't knock on their door again. The Scottish renowned for thei...
Always innovating, Manchester United are announcing a new pricing scheme for the 2011/2012 season: Pay what you weigh. Each of the turnstiles will have a set of scales outside, and fans will have to stand on them prior to entry to the ground. What...
Following Scotland rugby union coach Andy Robinson's decision to withdraw five of his squad from club games for the rest of the season, a host of football club bosses are set to follow suit. Its understood that West Ham's Avram Grant has asked Fab...
Today we have the first in a series of exclusives from Scotland's most popular sports writer - the one and only Gerry McFoot The writer that's done for balanced journalism what Mary Whitehouse has done for nudity...... "You know what really gets on my goat (apart, of course, from not being knighted) - the countless small clubs that are sucking the lifeblood out of the game up here. Yes, t...
England striker Danny Welbeck has accused Ghana's fans of racism after a Granny Smith apple was thrown at him on his debut at Wembley on Tuesday night. Welbeck, who was eligible to play for Ghana on account of his Ghanaian parents, elected to turn...
News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...
It seems that Manchester United PLC are the most hated company in the UK and Sir Alex Ferguson the most hated manager. Even such renowned "blood-sucking" companies such as Ryanair, British Gas, McDonalds and the corrupt banks failed to reach the l...
England coach Fabio Capello has vowed to boo 'God Save the Queen' at all future football Internationals after captain John Terry revealed the Welsh fans doing so before their Euro 2012 qualifier had instilled the motivation to win their manager repea...
With half of the victorious side that defeated the Welsh on Saturday sent back to their clubs boss Fabio Capello has had to think of a new captain for Tuesday nights match against Ghana. John Terry's wife has an order requesting Tezza is not allow...
Scotland manager Craig Levein has declared himself "proud and honoured to have been comprehensively beaten by Brazil" at the Emirates yesterday. The bespectacled boss, usually very measured in his post match comments, was positively gushing in his...
Rangers and Celtic fans will take the Scottish Football Association to the European Court of Human Rights if they either arrange Old Firm games for Monday nights or force them to be played behind closed doors. Old Firm supporters groups have appoi...
A top sports journalist narrowly avoided a serious accident yesterday after covering the Wales-England Euro qualifier at the Millennium Stadium in Cardiff. EIF News & Features sports editor, Thelonious Adidas, was driving home on the M4 after...
The Scottish Football Association's chief executive Stewart Regan is threatening to take a hard line against the Old Firm after the sectarian singing that blighted the recent League Cup Final. The SFA chief was attending the UEFA Congress in Paris...
MANCHESTER - One thing that even the most die-hard fans of Chicharito did not know until only recently is that the Manchester United star, from Mexico is a fantastic stick-figure artist. Javier Hernandez Balcazar's mom stated to Mexico's Las Mara…
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