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Funny story: Chelsea v Man Utd - Live On The Spoof - With Skoob And Andy Gray

Chelsea v Man Utd - Live On The Spoof - With Skoob And Andy Gray

Sensational breaking news from Skoob Sports News - it's approximately one hour to kick off time at Stamford Bridge, and SSN representative, Reddon, has confirmed that SSN will be covering the game live for the Spoof.com Notorious alleged sexist An...

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Funny story: Chelsea frustration boils over as one of their star players goes amok and shoots student!

Chelsea frustration boils over as one of their star players goes amok and shoots student!

Chelsea's latest results, the non-stop rumours about their manager, Ancelloti and Abramovich's frustration at not being able to win anything has completely boiled over. At Chelsea's training ground oneoftheir England stars grabbed an air rifle and...

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Funny story: Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

Ryan Giggs - A Shining Example, Or "A Greedy Get"?

March 2nd 2011 marks the 20th anniversary of Ryan Giggs' debut for Manchester United - as a sub in a game against Everton, which United lost 2-0. There's no doubt about it - 'Giggsy' Giggs, as his friends call him, has indeed enjoyed a remarkable...

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Funny story: Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea Back Line Briefed In Karate

Chelsea defenders have been receiving special training in unarmed combat in preparation for tonight's clash with Manchester Utd. Skipper John Terry and his colleagues are determined not to be caught out by any surprise attacks launched on them by...

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Funny story: Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Droylsden FC install a revolving door on the dressing room

Droylsden FC chairman and manager Dave Spacey has instructed builders to put a revolving door on the dressing room at his football club. Droylsden who shot to fame when they put the tea ladies in charge of a local county cup match, and had four r...

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Funny story: Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Premiership Striker Saha In Car Crash

Everton's top scorer Louis Saha has emerged unscathed from a car crash in the Cheshire countryside. The accident happened in Wilmslow on the A538 on Sunday night when the Frenchman's Ferrari left the road and collided with a fence. Coincidental...

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Funny story: Early Start For SPL

Early Start For SPL

The Scottish Premier League has announced its earliest ever start for season 2012 to 2012. Chief Executive Neil Doncaster confirmed today that the new season will start on Saturday 28th May, just one week after the last game of season 2010 to 2111...

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Funny story: Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

Chelsea v Manchester United Latest

It's the match that everyone in football has been talking about, the game between the Champions, Manchester United, and the team who many saw as their biggest challengers this season, Carlo Ancelotti's Chelsea. Chelsea are currently in 5th place,...

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Funny story: Manchester United Sever Wayne Rooney's Elbow's Contract

Manchester United Sever Wayne Rooney's Elbow's Contract

Astonishing news emerged from Old Trafford this afternoon when it was revealed that Manchester United had taken the extraordinary step of severing the contract of Wayne Rooney's elbow. The right elbow, nicknamed the Terminator, was the cause of so...

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Funny story: Arsenal Confusion In Defence Hands Birmingham City Carling Cup

Arsenal Confusion In Defence Hands Birmingham City Carling Cup

Birmingham City won their first major silverware since 1963 as they beat Arsenal 2-1 in the Carling Cup at Wembley yesterday, when on-loan striker Obafemi Martens scored two minutes from the end of normal time, after a howler of a mix-up in the Gunne...

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Funny story: Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

Arsenal - Six Years And Counting...

It's six years since Arsenal won a major trophy, much to the chagrin of Aresene Wenger. The Gunners were expected to make it all better this afternoon as they took to the field at Wembley this afternoon for the Carling Cup final as 1/4 favourites aga...

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Funny story: Gunners Gift Brummies Carling Cup

Gunners Gift Brummies Carling Cup

A horrendous cock-up between the Arsenal goalkeeper and his defence led to the goal which won the Carling Cup for the side from the Second City. Many pundits before the game would have fancied the thoroughbred Gunners against the Premier League jo...

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Funny story: Wayne Rooney Elbow To Receive Ban

Wayne Rooney Elbow To Receive Ban

Wayne Rooney's elbow, the elbow at the centre of the row amongst football pundits about whether or not it deliberately shoved itself into the side of Wigan Athletic player James McCarthy's head on Saturday, is likely to receive a heavy punishment fro...

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Funny story: Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League To End Players "Running Their Socks Off"

Premier League and Football League officials are to take steps against the traditional practice of players "running their socks off." Particular attention was expected to be paid to the behaviour of the Arsenal and Birmingham sides today as they s...

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Funny story: Scottish Football Reconstruction Farce

Scottish Football Reconstruction Farce

SPL clubs face the prospect of facing each other up to 9 times a season if the planned reconstruction of the SPL and SFL First Division goes ahead. The shock news was revealed when it became apparent that the controversial plan is likely to be vot...

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Funny story: Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

Rooney Elbow Incident - Trial By BBC?

If the pundits on BBC television's Match Of The Day are to be believed, Manchester United striker Wayne Rooney has already (or shortly will be) tried and convicted by the FA for an elbow incident, early on in Saturday's Premier League clash at Wigan Athletic. In a reasonably entertaining game - which United won by a comfortable four goal margin with a brace from Chicharito, a strike by Rooney,...

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Funny story: Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

Swansea City Give Super Leeds A Pasting - It's Like Watching Barcelona

It really is. A bit like watching Barcelona. In today's early kick off televised Championship game, Swansea City reinforced their charge for automatic promotion by giving super Leeds a masterclass in passing, possession and clinical finishing.

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