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Funny story: "The Special One" escapes knife attack in Spain, was it Ronaldo's mother?

"The Special One" escapes knife attack in Spain, was it Ronaldo's mother?

"The Special One" Jose Mourinho escaped a knife attack in La Coruna today. It seems the attacker was Ronaldo's mother aggrieved at the way Jose treats his son. Jose is constantly jibing Ronaldo about his sexuality, his diving, antics in front of o...

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Funny story: Football World Shocked By Carrick News

Football World Shocked By Carrick News

The football world was shocked and saddened by the news that Man United midfielder Michael Carrick had signed a new 3 year deal with the club. The new deal sees the former West Ham and Tottenham Hotspur midfielder tied to the current Premier Leagu...

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Funny story: Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

Barnsley Promoted to Premier League

In a surprise move the Football Association have promoted Barnsley to the Premier League. Suggestions that this might have been a reward to the great town for ditching the LibDems in a Bye election and putting the Tories beneath UKIP, were hotly d...

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Funny story: Glasgow Celtic, the Susan Boyle effect and the debacle at Parkhead

Glasgow Celtic, the Susan Boyle effect and the debacle at Parkhead

The truth about the debacle at Parkhead between Glasgow Rangers and Glasgow Celtic can be revealed. Glasgow Celtic (not THE Celtics of Boston) players have taken to reading the Susan Boyle autobiography, "Who I was born to be", before each match.

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Funny story: Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

Revealed: What McCoist said to Lennon

The whole shocking truth about what Coisty said to Lennon has been revealed by a totally neutral fan who was standing close by. The fan revealed that Coisty shook Lennon's hand and then whispered in his ear. "We know about the Giant Penguin."...

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Funny story: Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

Aston Villa's Ashley Young Gladly Accepts Queen Elizabeth's Invitation To Attend Prince William and Kate Middleton's Wedding

BIRMINGHAM, England - Twenty-five-year-old football star Ashley Young has just received the thrill of his young life. He recently received a personal invitation from Queen Elizabeth II, to attend her grandson Prince William's wedding to Kate Middl...

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Funny story: Man Utd starlet trashes luxury hotel suite and Sir Alex didn't mind!

Man Utd starlet trashes luxury hotel suite and Sir Alex didn't mind!

A very frustrated Man Utd starlet went out on the town in London after he had given away the penalty which decided the clash of giants on Tuesday night, booked a luxury suite in the posh Mayfair Hotel and trashed his suite just like Metallica or the...

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Funny story: Old Firm to form Elite League among themselves

Old Firm to form Elite League among themselves

It's been coming for a while. But finally today, it's happened. After last night's explosive big game in which not only fans but members of the clubs' management teams clashed, the Old Firm, the Glasgow Police, the Scottish Premier League and the...

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Funny story: Global Audience For Old Firm Epic

Global Audience For Old Firm Epic

The Old Firm, the pride of Scottish football, showcased the best of the great game in an epic 5th round Scottish Cup last night. Although Celtic sneaked through to the quarter finals thanks to a Mark Wilson , the game pulsed with excitement,tensio...

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Funny story: Too much FIFA can cause severe skin and hair damage!

Too much FIFA can cause severe skin and hair damage!

Sources have recently confirmed that playing too much FIFA can cause long-term facial damage. The game has been proven to cause a disease to form in the skin cells, causing constant dryness and itchiness, in more severe cases- hair and eyebrows have...

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Funny story: Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Arsenal v Orient, Man City v Villa Matches End In Results

Two FA Cup matches were played to a conclusion Wednesday evening, with the winners proceeding to the quarter-finals of the venerable competition. Aristocratic Arsenal - the 'Gunners' - of the Premier League, either defeated or were beaten by Leyto...

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Funny story: Football Coverage - EIF News & Features Apologises To Sports Fans

Football Coverage - EIF News & Features Apologises To Sports Fans

Efforts by Skoob Sports and Colonel Juan to cover the vital Chelsea vs Manchester United match on Tuesday evening were praised by rival organisation Ellis Ian Fields News & Features. Said a spokesman for EIF: "What can we say, except we're sorry to EIF followers hoping to enjoy our superior coverage of this match? "Skoob News made it perfectly clear earlier today that they were determine...

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Funny story: Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Ancelloti Denies Losing Control

Beleaguered Chelsea boss Carlo Ancelloti has vehemently denied that there are disciplinary problems at Stamford Bridge or that his players are out of control. The claims surfaced after left back Ashley Cole was the subject of a police enquiry afte...

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Funny story: Avram Grant Impressed By Parker Spirit

Avram Grant Impressed By Parker Spirit

West Ham boss Avram Grant has come out in praise of Aloysius "Nosey" Parker, one of the best known characters in the TV puppet show, "Thunderbirds". 'When I was growing up in Israel, "Thunderbirds" was the most popular show on the box. Although mo...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson Blames 'Administrative Error' For Loss Against Chelsea

Sir Alex Ferguson Blames 'Administrative Error' For Loss Against Chelsea

Sir Alex Ferguson, manager of Manchester United, blamed a simple 'administrative error' for his teams unexpected 2-1 loss against Chelsea at Stamford Bridge today. Sir Alex told us "it was not about quality of play, or our lads performance overall...

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Funny story: Sky Sports Pundit Ray Wilkins Has An Orgasm Out Of His Head As Chelsea Beat United 2-1

Sky Sports Pundit Ray Wilkins Has An Orgasm Out Of His Head As Chelsea Beat United 2-1

It's true. As Chelsea ran out 2-1 winners over Manchester United in the Premiership, Sky pundit Ray Wilkins was going red in the head as the Blues consigned the Red Devils to another appointment with Fergie's hair drier. A Sky mole revealed that W...

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Funny story: LIVE! Spoof Football Special - Chelsea v Man Utd

LIVE! Spoof Football Special - Chelsea v Man Utd

Skoob Sports News reporting from our house with some Scottish bloke who claims he's Andy Gray. Apologies for not being at The Bridge, but tickets are hellish expensive. Plus, it's warmer here. And there's a fridge with beer in it. So we're watching it on Sky. Allegedly. Pre match studio chat still has Jamie Redknapp and Ray "Not So Butch" Wilkins twatting on about how it isn't right that...

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