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Funny story: Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Mueller Doubts Unredacted Report Leaked

Washington, D. C. In a sharp response to a reporter's question regarding an alleged leak of his report on Trump's connections with the Russians in 2016, special counsel Robert Mueller vigorously denied that Etaoin Shrdlu or anyone else could have rel...

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Funny story: Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Whistleblower Releases Unredacted Mueller Report

Etaoin Shrdlu, the linotype operator on the Robert Mueller team, has taken asylum in the Venezuelan embassy in Ottawa following his announcement that he has set in motion the release of an unredacted copy of the final report that Mueller delivered to...

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Funny story: Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

Alex Jones to Head the Office of Science and Technology Policy

President Trump has appointed Alex Jones Director of The Office of Science and Technology Policy. Trump has pointed to Jones', "fine and strongly-beautiful work, on informing the public about science matters." Jones has sounded the alarm o...

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Funny story: Trump Introduces Black New Deal

Trump Introduces Black New Deal

It's no secret that President Trump is not a fan of the Green New Deal. In typical fashion, the President made fun of Democrats, and the Deal, at a recent Republican gathering. What is noteworthy is that Donald Trump, along with climate deniers, and...

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Funny story: Trump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press

Trump's List of Priorities is Leaked to the Press

In a startling development giving a rare insight into the thought processes, and wants and desires of the man who is President Donald Trump, a secret list was leaked to the press. The list: * I need to find people who won't question my authori...

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Funny story: Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Multi-Chin Celebrities Trump and Limbaugh in Legal Fight Over "Pencil Neck" Nickname Trademark

Washington - Lawyers for President Donald Trump and radio host Rush Limbaugh have threatened legal action over which personality invented the term "Pencil Neck" to describe their opponents. Trump has called Democrat representative Adam Schiff "Lit...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring His Father Fred Trump was Born in Germany

Trump Signs Executive Order Declaring His Father Fred Trump was Born in Germany

Washington - President Donald Trump has triumphed once again over the fake news outlets like CNN and Washington Post, by cleverly passing an executive order that his father, Fred Trump, was actually born in Germany, as he has claimed many times while...

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Funny story: Trump Threatens to Repeal Newton's Three Laws of Thermodynamics if Not Given Funding for the Wall

Trump Threatens to Repeal Newton's Three Laws of Thermodynamics if Not Given Funding for the Wall

Mar-A-Lago, FL President Trump made a new announcement via Twitter today. He stated that some scientists have told him that Newton's Laws of Thermodynamics are integral to science as it is practiced today. "I know the Laws of Thermometrics or som...

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Funny story: A Message From Donald Trump

A Message From Donald Trump

Now that the Russia hoax has been put to rest, I’d like to talk about important issues. First off, I’m not overweight. My critics say I’m obese, but I’m not. I’m 250 pounds of presidential dynamite. Presidential dynamite. All the do...

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Funny story: Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

Trump Cancels the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo with Mexico

President Trump signed an executive order today to unilaterally cancel the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo. Under the treaty at the end of the Mexican-American War, on July 4, 1848, the United States agreed to pay Mexico US$15 million for the lan...

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Funny story: Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

Trump On Adam Schiff: “He’s A Pencil Neck - Little Dick - Bum F*ck”

BILLINGSGATE POST: From “Classy” Freddy Blassie to Rush Limbaugh to President Trump; tracing the origin of the ultimate insult used by Trump to describe California Congressman Adam Schiff’s diminutive neck has long been a challenge for Dr. Viscount...

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Funny story: Stranger Things No Longer Happening At Sea, Says Report

Stranger Things No Longer Happening At Sea, Says Report

Results of a new survey seem to show that, contrary to the old adage that 'stranger things happen at sea', life on the ocean waves has become largely regularised, and odd, weird and uncanny things rarely happen there anymore. In the dim and distan...

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Funny story: All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

All-Female Spacewalk Canceled: Trump's Sexism or Woman's Prerogative?

Astronauts Anne McClain and Christina Koch were scheduled to make the first spacewalk by an all-female team... until it was discovered that only one woman's space suit of the appropriate size was on board the space station. Was it a typical NASA snaf...

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Funny story: Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Trump Recognizes Jerusalem as Capital of Puerto Rico

Comtravening decades of American policy, President Donald Trump announced that the United States will recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Puerto Rico. "Just look at the palm trees and tell me these are not sister cities," said Trump. "I'm really...

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Funny story: President Trump Declares “Billie Sol Estes Fraud Day” A National Holiday

President Trump Declares “Billie Sol Estes Fraud Day” A National Holiday

BILLINGSGATE POST: Billie Sol Estes was the king of fraud. Born in Texas in 1925, and a friend of President Lyndon Johnson, his crooked schemes during the 1950s brought him fame and notoriety. Billie Sol will be forever memorialized by a monument o...

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Funny story: Michael Avenatti trades 15 minutes of fame for 15 years

Michael Avenatti trades 15 minutes of fame for 15 years

Former Stormy Daniels attorney, Michael Avenatti, concluded his once-meteoric rise to cable news superstardom today with a rather abrupt and uneventful collision with a pair of handcuffs. The former darling of CNN and MSNBC was arrested on charges o...

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Funny story: Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Trump Announces That Mueller Report Confirms Everything He Has Ever Said

Made-of-Legos, FL President Trump, although not making the Mueller Report public, did give a synopsis of the information in the report. Some of the highlights include: * Trump has accomplished more in two years than any other president. * Trump...

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