Police in Scotland are investigating an incident in which a letter was sent to the Celtic manager Neil Lennon. The letter, which was intercepted in west Scotland, was full of the kinds of things that you wouldn't want to read about yourself, and...
The city of Manchester is beginning to calm down now, following City's momentous victory over their illustrious neighbours, United, at Wembley in Saturday's FA Cup semi-final. City fans woke this morning to a new horizon, and the very real possibi...
Arsenal were cheated. That's the opinion of thousands of Arsenal fans after yesterday's infuriating 1-1 draw with Liverpool at the Emirates, where both goals came during the period of added time at the end of the game. Match referee Andre Marri...
The sense of relief at the Emirates was tangible when Robin van Persie scored from the spot on the stroke of full time after eight added minutes. But that relief was short-lived as Liverpool forced a free kick on the edge of the Arsenal area secon...
Published 2167 - LAYER-456 BIRMINGHAM, ENG. - Aston Villa, a Premier League team, have won the cup for the first time in living memory. "The game of football hasn't changed over the past 150 years," said the manager, Robert Casio Cord. "We thought...
MANCHESTER, England - Javier Hernandez Balcazar, who plays for the Red Devils of Manchester United, says that it takes a lot to shock him. But the man known as Chicharito confessed to a reporter for The Tickety Boo News, Neville Twickenbuck, that his girlfriend recently gave him the surprise of his young life. Chicharito said that Shakira had just returned from a 27-city concert tour of Sout...
Man Utd boss Sir Alex Ferguson admits he doesn't know what the future holds for injury prone midfielder Owen Hargreaves. The £17 million signing from Bayern Munich, who has managed only 39 appearances for the Old Trafford club since 2007, suffered...
Man Utd committed hari kari at Wembley this evening after allowing the "Blue" side of the City into the final of the FA Cup. It wans't helped by a certain 37 year-old "red-haired scallywag" who put the boot in, did a Nigel de Jong and got suitably...
I just cannot believe what I have just been reading in the Approval Centre and on the Discussion Forum... Man U. beaten by City. I'm crying in my beer. I get 90% of my daily news via the Spoof. It is just so bloody heartbreaking to think that the only televised game we got here was bloody Blackpool v Wigan. I must subscribe to Setanta Sport. I was in a great mood before I saw that r...
Manchester United fans jeered wildly at the final whistle this afternoon after seeing their heroes humbled by arch-rivals Manchester City in their FA Cup semi-final showdown, but by far the biggest shock of the day came as many of the United continge...
Manchester United manager Sir Alex Ferguson has revisited his old stamping ground of hairdryers after watching his side lose out in their FA Cup semi-final against arch-rivals Manchester City at Wembley Stadium this afternoon. Fergie watched from...
Oh, and everything's changed here at Wembley, with the Sky Blues of Manchester taking the lead after an unexpected gaffe by Michael Carrick just outside his own penalty area. He lets a loose pass go just outside the box, and Yaya Toure picks up th...
It was trumpeted as the Game of the Century, and billed as the Ultimate Manchester derby, but today's FA Cup semi-final between the Sky Blues and the Reds was as boring a match as you could ever wish to lay your downtrodden Manc eyes on, and the club...
Cat-hater Mary Bale has a rival! That's the astonishing verdict after an Englishman living in the Thai capital of Bangkok had reported to his friend an incident in which he was involved on his way to work this morning, when a cat crossed his path...
Manchester City boss Roberto Mancini has promised his club's fans something special this weekend in their long-awaited cup tie with rivals Manchester United. He said, "We will absolutely smash them. They will be picking up the pieces for months af...
Police forces all over England and Wales have sent warning letters out to more than 200 people banned from attending this weekend's FA Cup semi finals at Wembley. Special plain clothes officers will mingle with the crowd and try to identify fans o...
Hot on the heels of the news that UEFA may well order them to play games behind closed doors due to fans' sectarian chanting, Rangers were hit hit with a double blow that could well derail their Scottish Premier League chances. Long term absentees...
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