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Funny story: Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's winger, Nani, has broken Sir Alex Ferguson's media gag, and spoken of his delight with the assist he made on Liverpool's second goal, during their 3-1 defeat against the Merseyside warriors. Nani, who spoke to us through the gr...

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Funny story: Sad Song At Emirates

Sad Song At Emirates

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger fears that hard man Alex Song may be out for the rest of the season. Although the Cameroonian's knee injury is almost healed, the Gunners boss has major concerns about the midfielder's state of mind. "Alex has been...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson. Hothead Sally, always up for a joke and a lau...

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Funny story: Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Many fickle Man. U. fans are hanging their heads in shame and putting Man. U.team kits up for sale on Ebay. It was rumoured that Liverpool fans are buying them for pennies to use as 'dusters'. True fans are hanging in with 'the lads' as they say i...

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Funny story: Pansy footballers wearing "snoods" (neckwarmers) get sore throats as FIFA ban them!

Pansy footballers wearing "snoods" (neckwarmers) get sore throats as FIFA ban them!

The latest trend in the soccer world for pampered, over-paid players, has been banned by the governing body, FIFA; they claim neck-warmers or snoods are unaccepable in the real men's game (what?), "choke, choke!" (The writer of this Spoof just got a...

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Funny story: Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.

Manchester United Fuming After Loss Against Liverpool.

Further back room let-downs have struck Manchester United this weekend. As reported last week here, after an administrative error caused defeat at Chelsea, the gremlins struck again for the beleaguered club as they played the superior Liverpool squad...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani Invents Leg Injury To Save Getting Shouted At During Half Time

Manchester United's Nani was taken off just before half time during the drubbing they were getting from arch-rivals Liverpool. In a fantastic display that the Oscar judges would have been proud of, Nani dropped to the floor after a soft challenge...

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Funny story: Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Liverpool v Man Utd Too Massive To Be Seen?

Scientists fear that today's football match between Liverpool and Manchester United will not be seen by anyone. They are concerned that the game is so massive that no light will escape from Anfield - the home of Liverpool. Said a science inside...

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Funny story: Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 25

Political Correctness in Football - Chapter 25

Continuing our look at the ever increasing world of political correctness and the many ways in which accepted soccer speak breaks the rules. ".... made a monkey out of him" This expression used to be perfectly o.k. but over the years has more and more become a target for the anti-racism lobby. Accordiingly, a previously unheard of suggestion is to be made, namely, . the use of one of the m...

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Funny story: Rangers Boss Lays Down The Law To Players

Rangers Boss Lays Down The Law To Players

As Rangers season seems on the verge of imploding, manager Walter Smith has laid down a harsh new code of conduct for all players. Smith is concerned that, in the wake of another humiliating defeat at the hands of Old Firm rivals Celtic, season 20...

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Funny story: Lennon Apologises To Celtic Board

Lennon Apologises To Celtic Board

Celtic manager Neil Lennon has made a formal apology to the Celtic board after his touchline antics at the Old Firm game last Wednesday. The Irishman not only exchanged words with Rangers assistant manager Ally McCoist when the final whistle went,...

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Funny story: Skoob Sports News Banned From Reporting On Liverpool v United

Skoob Sports News Banned From Reporting On Liverpool v United

That's it - we're banned. We can't say another word. There have been allegations in the past that SSN has referred to those cuddly, good natured, naturally witty Liverpudlian folks as "bin dippers" "granny stabbers" Mickey Mousers" and sour pussed...

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Funny story: Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal Huff And Puff But Blow It

Arsenal blew their chance to put real pressure on Manchester Utd at the top of the Premier League when they failed to beat Sunderland at the Emirates. On a day when Gunners' manager Arsene Wenger said he was obsessing about beating Sunderland, his...

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Funny story: Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

Pompey & Plymouth Blunt Steel City Boys

"Hipray! Hipray! Hipray!" The cheers rang out from the two great naval dockyards after a double victory over the Blades and the Owls. In a fixture list twist, struggling Sheffield Utd travelled to a resurgent Portsmouth while Plymouth, in financia...

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Funny story: Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Celtic's Lennon Facing 3 Year Ban

Glasgow Celtic's manager Neil Lennon is facing a 146 game ban under a controversial new disciplinary procedure introduced by the SFA. The Irishman has just reluctantly accepted a revised 4 game ban for an offence committed earlier on this season,...

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Funny story: Footballer accused of drug taking had 'drunk another player's urine'

Footballer accused of drug taking had 'drunk another player's urine'

An unnamed Premiership football player has been cleared of using a 'specified substance' after a drug test, when he claimed that he had unknowingly ingested the drug in another player's urine. It seems that drinking a small quantity of urine is a...

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