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Funny story: Royal Spokesperson Has Denied Royal Inflagrante Dilecto!

Royal Spokesperson Has Denied Royal Inflagrante Dilecto!

In the latest sensational twist in the Royal Orgy story, an anonymous royal spokesperson has said that there was no 'inflagrante dilecto' and that this was 'de facto scripto rex!' and also 'evidence of nothing happening at all rea...

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Funny story: Heather Mills Critical!

Heather Mills Critical!

Heather Mills has been involved in an accident with a posse of paparazzi and fell foul of the law for beating up three old women.

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Funny story: Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

Non-Dairy Cows To Go On Strike!

WisCONsin - Did you enjoy that Non-Dairy creamer in your coffee today? How about that Non-Dairy milk substitute for the lactose intolerant? Ever wonder where these products and many more Non-Dairy products come from? Well where else! They come from N...

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Funny story: Giant head of I-CANN, Vint Cerf angered by travelers

Giant head of I-CANN, Vint Cerf angered by travelers

It was reported today in Los Angeles that four travelers and a dog arrived at the steps of I-CANN (Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers) and asked to speak with the father of the internet, Vint Cerf.

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Funny story: Paris Hilton's Halloween Porn Shopping Spree

Paris Hilton's Halloween Porn Shopping Spree

Paris Hilton donning a Scream mask and skeleton suit entered a Canadian porn shop during the Halloween festivities last week approached the counter and demanded the shop take down her likeness, a cardboard cutout of her obviously advertising One Nigh...

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Funny story: Hayden Panettiere's Vagina is Ready for its Close Up

Hayden Panettiere's Vagina is Ready for its Close Up

Hayden Panettiere is finally 18 and legal so that means we can tastefully share stories about her sweet little fun spot.

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Funny story: Bush: Oil Industry Needs the Subsidies!

Bush: Oil Industry Needs the Subsidies!

Wall Street, NYC - "Our profits fell below four billion this quarter," Chevron representative Rick James pleads, "which is the first time we've had a drop in earnings in more than 5 years!" Chevron CEO David O'Reilly took...

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Funny story: O'Reilly Contract Promises Wardrobe Provided by Indian Slave Children

O'Reilly Contract Promises Wardrobe Provided by Indian Slave Children

New York, NY (AP) - Intense negotiations over the contract renewal of Fox News anchor Bill O'Reilly wrapped up today after O'Reilly was granted the request that had held up the negotiations; that his wardrobe be exclusively produced by Indian...

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Funny story: Pushers Selling Water in Atlanta

Pushers Selling Water in Atlanta

Atlanta, Georgia (IP) - TheSpoof.com reporter Antoinette MacRobitussin was sent to do an undercover story about the severe shortage of water being experienced in Atlanta, Georgia as well as all of the southern states.

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Funny story: Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

Sir Ian Blair Finally Does The Right Thing

(Reutar!) The commissioner of the Metropolitan Police Force, Sir Ian Blair, has finally buckled under pressure, and tendered his resignation with immediate effect, claims a source in the pub.

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Funny story: Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick Voted 'Most Outrageously Named Copper' Of 2007

Cressida Dick, the high-ranking policewoman who was left in charge of the dimwits who shot innocent Jean Charles de Menezes through his bonce seven times, has been voted the 'Most Outrage...

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Funny story: Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Gordon Brown Issues Fatwah Over Madeleine McCann "Funny" Pictures

Prime Minister Gordon Brown has today issued a Fatwah against German magazine editor Martin Sonneborn following the publication of "humourous" pictures of Madeleine McCann in his "hilarious" magazine "Titanic".

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Funny story: Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Somebody Somewhere to Blame for Everything

Scientists have at last proven that whenever anything happens, that someone, somewhere is ultimately to blame. Proving once and for all that there is no such thing as personal responsibility.

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Funny story: Britney for Prize

Britney for Prize

So all is not good in the Spears household.... or is it? No, no its not.

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Funny story: Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Council's dying to get into the cemeteries

Cemeteries are set for a make-over as part of new government plans to make the most of urban open spaces.

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Funny story: Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Rowling Publishes 'Coruscating' Shopping List

Children's writer and deity JK Rowling has today published her latest work, a series of handwritten shopping lists. The critics are already hailing this collection as a classic, with the Independent describing it as 'coruscating', the Tim...

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Funny story: One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

One Of Heather Mills' Legs Is Shorter Than The Other - Claim

Heather Mills, the estranged wife of still-crooning ex-Beatle Paul Mills-McCartney, laid siege to a series of TV studios yesterday morning, claiming that stories of her having a wooden leg were "prepost...

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