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Funny story: Dorchester Exposure Sensation

Dorchester Exposure Sensation

Non-League Football Club Dorchester Town had their player manager Ashley Vickers sent off in their game against Havant. The offence was unusual, if not unique. Ashley had brought a streaker, known as Boris, to the ground. However the referee conside...

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Funny story: Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Wenger And Nasri Could Get Two Years Jail For Attack On Referee

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger and winger Samir Nasri have been charged by UEFA over comments made to the referee after their3-1 Champions League defeat by Barcelona. If found guilty, the pair could be sentenced to 2 years in prison. The duo have...

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Funny story: Borat-style mankini streaker heads for Everton v Birmingham clash!

Borat-style mankini streaker heads for Everton v Birmingham clash!

Dorset - Fresh from a Dorchester Town pitch drubbing Alan Young's gnatspiss-green thong may get a second airing at Goodison Park tonight. The Havant & Waterlooville fan's Borat-style mankini premiered at Monday's Blue Square Bet South clash.

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Funny story: Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

Everton fan banned from Goodison Park for calling Saha French

David Sibson, a lifelong Everton fan has been arrested and banned from Goodison Park after calling Saha a 'useless lazy French bastard' under racism guidelines. "I could understand being prosecuted under the trades description act if I'd called hi...

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Funny story: Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Wenger Has Messi Nightmare

Arsenal boss, Arsene "I didn't see it" Wenger was this morning reported to be getting over a restless night of Messi nightmares after seeing the Gunners crash out of the Champions League courtesy of a 3-1 defeat at the Nou Camp. A brace from Messi...

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Funny story: Google Site Banned By Turkish Football Authorities

Google Site Banned By Turkish Football Authorities

Google's Blogger site has been in Turkey after it was discovered that some games broadcast live on satellite station Digiturk were being reported live in text form on personal blogs. This is by no means the first time the country has been involved...

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Funny story: Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal Keeper Szczesny Replaced Mid Game Through Injury

Arsenal goal keeper, and officially world's most difficult name to spell, Wojciech Szczesny was substituted mid way through the first half of their crucial Champion's League game with Barcelona. The keeper saved a shot on goal from the Spanish att...

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Funny story: Plymouth Argyle Green Kit Blamed For Woes

Plymouth Argyle Green Kit Blamed For Woes

Latest football casualties, League One side Plymouth Argyle, have issued a statement saying that their current financial situation has come about as a direct result of their weird green kit. A spokesman for the club, which has played in green sinc...

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Funny story: Macclesfield Town Fine Players, Manager And Fans After Brawl

Macclesfield Town Fine Players, Manager And Fans After Brawl

League Two outfit, Macclesfield Town, have fined every player, their manager, assistant manager and all fans who attended the fixture against Wycombe Wanderers on February 26, after an injury-time brawl which resulted in much laughter. Town chairm...

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Funny story: UN Sends Envoy To Glasgow

UN Sends Envoy To Glasgow

A summit between Rangers chief executive Martin Bain and Celtic's Peter Lawwell was held today at Hampden Par but the meeting ,chaired by the SFA, descended into chaos after Bain threw a packet of crisps at Lawwell, claiming they were "you lot's stap...

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Funny story: Local Man's Plea: "Just Leave Me Alone" (But Not In A Michael Jackson Way)

Local Man's Plea: "Just Leave Me Alone" (But Not In A Michael Jackson Way)

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, tonight made an impassioned plea to just be left alone as he is still smarting following his beloved Manchester United FC's trouncing by the Scouse hordes. Shuttlecock told Skoob News reporters: "Can't you just le...

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Funny story: United Humiliated By Scousers - "Go On, Share It" Says Local Man. "See If I Care!"

United Humiliated By Scousers - "Go On, Share It" Says Local Man. "See If I Care!"

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock completely lost the plot tonight as he cracked up following Liverpool's 3-1 victory over Manchester United on Sunday. Shuttlecock was distressed to learn that stories about him being distraught about the result were b...

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Funny story: Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local Man Distraught Over Yet Another Liverpool Drubbing

Local man, Martin Shuttlecock was today reported to be "distraught and humiliated" this afternoon - a full 24 hours after Liverpool drubbed his beloved Man United 3-1 at Anfield. Shuttlecock has been sighted skulking around, trying to kick the cat...

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Funny story: Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's Nani 'Delighted' With Liverpool Assist

Manchester United's winger, Nani, has broken Sir Alex Ferguson's media gag, and spoken of his delight with the assist he made on Liverpool's second goal, during their 3-1 defeat against the Merseyside warriors. Nani, who spoke to us through the gr...

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Funny story: Sad Song At Emirates

Sad Song At Emirates

Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger fears that hard man Alex Song may be out for the rest of the season. Although the Cameroonian's knee injury is almost healed, the Gunners boss has major concerns about the midfielder's state of mind. "Alex has been...

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Funny story: Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Sir Alex Ferguson pleased to see Rangers back on track

Walter Smith, having banished Sally McCoist to a golf course in Crieff, is reported to have discussed his present Rangers team's performances with true blue, once a Ger always a Ger, Sir Alex Ferguson. Hothead Sally, always up for a joke and a lau...

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Funny story: Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Some Second-hand Man. U kits up for sale on Ebay-being bought up by gloating Liverpool fans

Many fickle Man. U. fans are hanging their heads in shame and putting Man. U.team kits up for sale on Ebay. It was rumoured that Liverpool fans are buying them for pennies to use as 'dusters'. True fans are hanging in with 'the lads' as they say i...

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