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Funny story: Ivanka, We Need to Talk

Ivanka, We Need to Talk

Ivanka, it's Jared. We need to talk. It's about your dad and this whole Russia thing. I can't do what you're expecting me to do. Flynn just turned himself in, and you know, I'm the one who told Flynn to cut the deal on the sanctions. Your dad made me. But now your dad says he can't recall that, and he's going to throw me under the bus. He promises a pardon, and says I will never go to j...

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Funny story: World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea

World warned not to download software from Russia, Iran or North Korea

Britain's cyber chief has warned governments across the globe to beware of Russia computer programs that may damage their operating system. The head of the National Cyber Security Centre revealed that the Polonium Utility, marketed by Spetsnaz Sof...

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Funny story: WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

WH Secretary, "Mueller's Office Extremely Rude"

White House receptionist claims that Robert Mueller's Office is very rude and unprofessional. Moments after Michael Flynn turned himself in, Mueller called Trump, who was unavailable. Michael Flynn has been cooperating with authorities and has be...

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Funny story: Trump Sneaks in an Executive Order Putting His Face on the $100 Dollar Bill and Plans on Charging Royalties

Trump Sneaks in an Executive Order Putting His Face on the $100 Dollar Bill and Plans on Charging Royalties

Mar-A-Lago, FL U.S. Secretary of the Treasury Steven Mnuchin was shocked when he went to inspect the new $100 bills and saw Trump's picture on them! But Mnuchin was even more shocked when he realized that Trump claimed he had the right to take a...

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Funny story: God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

God Turns to Atheism After Reading Trump's Tweets

The rumor spreading around heaven is that the God almighty is questioning the existence of himself and the reality of everything around him. Several angels have confirmed seeing him wander between clouds, looking lost and confused. We asked th...

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Funny story: Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Trump Questions Dog Show Winner's Beagle Pedigree, Mockingly Calls Her "Snoopy"

Washington - The love affair between Miss P the Beagle, who won Best in Show at the Westminster Dog Show in 2015, and President Donald Trump, has come to an abrupt end. During the fifth visit between the canine hero and Trump, taking place at the...

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Funny story: Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Navajo Code Talkers in Controversial White House Ceremony, Hook Up with Melania

Washington, DC. At the White House, President Trump honored Navajo Code Talkers in a ceremony that even his staff admitted "was slapped together in ten minutes once we found out the old Indian dudes were in town," according to an anonymous, very seni...

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Funny story: Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

Trump.com™ outsources Whitehouse Policy to Fox and Friends

After much derision against Trump.com™ rampant toxic outbursts at the 3am bewitching hour, the Whitehouse have decided to outsource all further Twitter Twatter outbursts to Murdoch. Murdoch made the announcement along side Trump.com™ a...

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Funny story: Turns out that Trump was born in...

Turns out that Trump was born in...

In June of 1946, Fred Trump and his very pregnant wife were traveling (ill-advised... imagine that) from South Africa back to New York. Their plane suddenly lost power in of the engines. The engine was malfunctioning and would work and then fail agai...

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Funny story: Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Thousands of Service Personel seek Trauma counseling after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops

Medical Doctors are reporting a huge upsurge in active service personnel seeking psychological treatment for PTSSD (Post Trump Speech Stress Disorder) after Trump.com™ Thanksgiving Speech for the Troops. Doctors say they have not seen a sur...

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Funny story: Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".

Tight Race for "The Madman of the Year".

Who is this year's winner of the famous "The Madman of The Year" competition? The organisation called "Politically Incorrect Psychiatrist" (PIP), is a group of experts from around the world, who recognise and award distinguished individuals in the...

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Funny story: Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

Turkey Pardons Donald Trump At Thanksgiving.

In an unusual turnaround at the annual Turkey Pardoning festivity at the White House the turkey itself made a speech. The 48 pound white turkey Drumstick unexpectedly hopped up to the mike, cleared his throat and said "Thank you, Mr. President fo...

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Funny story: President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

President Forgets To Pardon 51,649,998 Turkeys

WASHINGTON, Nov. 22 -- In a joke-filled pre-Thanksgiving ceremony at the White House yesterday afternoon, President Trump continued a much-beloved American tradition and forgot to pardon approximately 51,649,998 turkeys. While USA Today estimates...

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Funny story: Congress Considers a Ban on the Trophy Hunting of Sexual Predators

Congress Considers a Ban on the Trophy Hunting of Sexual Predators

WASHINGTON, DC--Two representatives today co-sponsored a new Bill in Congress that would ban, in the United States, the trophy hunting of sexual predators. The bipartisan co-sponsors, Rep. John Conyers from Michigan and Rep. Blake Farenthold from Te...

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Funny story: Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Announces He Will Resign and Join Church of Scamatology

Trump Tower, NY President Trump stunned the nation today when he announced that he was resigning the Presidency to join the Church of Scamatology. "I was just walking down the street and this scruffy child came up to me and handed me a flyer. It w...

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Funny story: Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Trump Administration Members Offering to Turn State Evidence and Testify Against Trump

Washington, DC Several people in Trump's adminstration have come forward to the FBI and offered to talk and name names in return for amnesty. "I'm not sure what Trump's even done, but I know whatever it is, it isn't good. I know I don't want to ge...

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Funny story: Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Donald Trump's internal dialogue to be switched of

Following news of all sorts, it appears that the internal monologue that informs all of Donald Trumps tweets, vocal utterings and though patterns is to be switched of, at the suggestion of both congress, and the American public at large. Professor...

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